You do DEATHLIFTS?

>That's right doc!
>I'm a fucking zeebrah!

no thanks

You're supposed to accompany that question with a picture of a Chad doctor you idiot

how is this a problem? who eats only half an egg he cracked?

>who is 'Jeff' and where should he go?

I usually go "Like recently or more big picture?" is not-so-serious tone

>It says here he was doing squats with sandles on before he blacked out
>When questioned by gym staff of the safety of the weight he replied "Hurr, durr, implying".

kek, someone post the screencap

>Do you drink alcohol?
>Oh, you don't? Haha, I get you man! Not a huge party person just want to keep those "gains" that alcohol kills, hahaha, all cool bro

>"Results are in and it says here you are a nigger"
>Yes but what about my growth plates?
>"It also says here you are a manlet so when will you learn"

>A whole gallon? every day?

Fucking kek the genuine concern on his face is gold

>So you have Disassociation Identity Disorder and only feel like your body is yours when you lift?

this happened yesterday

Fuckin' reeeeeeeeeeee