Post the last text you had with a girl

Post the last text you had with a girl.

;(

t. Tennessee

Vermont actually

That's funny, your mother sent me the same thing.

D-Dad?

>Brady
>Girl
Who do you think you're fooling you fucking homo

>Tfw long term relationship with cohabitation
>Tfw don't get texts like this nearly as often as when we didn't live together

It's been 2 years lmao

I'm not joking there isn't a single text (or IM) from a girl on my phone excluding my mom and sisters. Punchline?
>I've had this phone since 2012

>hey baby, morning
>heyy :* how r u
>good, omw to gym, u?
>about to take a shower, gonna go to beach with family
>yeah to get even more burned and whiter butcheeks
>haha I know

gonna see those buttcheeks tomorrow and spred them good :)

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> mfw

> annal

Being called daddy is my biggest turn off any time I meet a girl who does it I refuse a second date

I have one female friend. We text about 5-6 times a year. The only other women I text are my sister and my boss. And the latter of the two is a 63 year old woman

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yeah fuck off, no one cares

this is a tinder convo from today

>girl: hey
>me: hey hey
>girl: what's up
>me: where are you from?
>girl: (says the town she's from and asks me where i'm from)
>me: (tell her the town i'm from and ask her if she has any plans tonight)
>her: yeah i'm going out with my friend michele tonight, do you have any plans tn?
>me: not really, i was going to ask if you wanted to hookup
>her: i'm not looking to hookup sorry
>me: what are you looking for on here then
>her: not looking for anything, just going with the flow

after she said that i called her dumb and unmatched her, fuck people who talk in riddles

lol maybe you rushed a little

>not looking to hook-up
>on a hook-up app
mate this is what bishes say to not look desperate, ofc they're there to get dem cheeks clapped

i haven't texted a girl in years

this isn't /b/
fuck off

Yeah it's worse.

You failed an obvious shit-test mate.

Same.
>Tfw sex life took a nose dive when we moved in together
>Tfw shitting with the door open is a common thing now
>Tfw haven't heard/read a single dirty thought from her (while not fucking) in God-knows-how-long