Everybody here /boiled egg master race/ ? scrambled eggs are trash, boiled eggs are superior and here's why: >boiled egg easy to eat >can eat more at once >It takes 5 seconds to eat >no scraping egg off of pan >they last in the fridge >tastes good cold >Can make egg salad >Can eat with any meal
Prove me wrong
Pro tip: [you won't]
Ethan Hill
>He's not/pickled egg/ patrol
Jackson Sanchez
I cannot
Jason Hall
boiled eggs don't go in tacos.
Noah Robinson
pickled eggs are god tier
Charles Reyes
get a load of this faggot
Cooper Sanders
How long does it take to cook compared to frying?
Anthony Peterson
like 7 minutes, not including time to boil water and bathe in ice water
Parker Rodriguez
Pls essplain
Christopher Ortiz
>they aren't /poached egg/ patriarchy
>Can poach eggs in your microwave in one minute >easier to get whatever consistency you like whether hardboiled or soft >don't need to peel eggshells
Levi Brooks
I make omelettes. cook them just right so that they can't stick to the bottom of the pan like scrambled eggs do. plus I can put delicious fillings in them. my favorite combination is salmon, cream cheese, capers, and dill
Benjamin Hughes
C'mon jabronis you need to post recipes, I've only ever known /green boiled/ cancer race.
Colton Gonzalez
>Eating eggs in 2016 Enjoy your clogged arteries.
Ryder Ward
hey OP you forgot one >heart disease
Jace Mitchell
u wot?
Ethan Murphy
my favorite meme
Brayden Kelly
Isn't cholesterol beneficial testosterone production? We need some /informed lifters/ asap
Parker Edwards
>implying the junk food you are eating is better than that
Jaxon Reyes
>not freezing boiled water for instant later use
William Foster
I've never had a pickled egg but they look good
David Ward
Anything can go inside a Tortilla and make it a taco
Chase Reyes
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Jeremiah Campbell
get a load of all these faggots
Alexander Torres
It's literally just pickled hard boiled eggs. You use a jar, like 4 cups of vinegar, teaspoon of salt, teaspoon of sugar, and whatever pickling spices you like, I use cumin, oregano, coriander seed, cloves and some bay leaf, I also throw in some sliced onions and garlic, boil the ingredients (except the eggs) for a few minutes then pour it in the jar over the eggs. I tend to eat them with tuna salad
Ayden Myers
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Thomas Hall
Thanks friend.
Josiah Garcia
>said your father before we train-nutted in his mouth
Alexander Nguyen
That's just broscience
Brayden Martinez
>require no cooking >require zero peeling >stay unrotten forever >splices the DNA of eggs and pickles into a superfood >cost as much as actual eggs
Adam Collins
what the fuck, testosterone is literally produced from cholesterol you dumb fuck
Andrew Gutierrez
So one of those egg council creeps got to you too huh?
Josiah Baker
so are estrogen and cortisol?
enzyme kinetics are saturated already without getting any from the diet, and excess delivery of cholesterol to steroidogenic cells (or any cell for that matter) is toxic to them
Angel Lee
My man, i eat 3 hard boiled eggs every morning with my oats. They can be a bitch to eat fast though, clogs up in your throat. Also its convenient as fuck
Adrian Walker
Peeling a boiled egg is fun though. That's a negative if anything, unless you're pickling your own eggs at home.
Julian Hernandez
it doesnt take that long to peel them, just punch a hole in the sucker and rip the shell right off
David Myers
Poached eggs are the true god tier of eggs but if you make them in the microwave you're a fucking heretic
Carson Mitchell
So boiled eggs can be eaten whole? I don't need to get rid of the yolk and shit?
Noah Gomez
i dont, only pussies do
Camden Carter
um, pickled eggs need to be hardboiled before being pickled
Jackson Reed
They smell like cat shit.
Joseph Smith
shit taste
scrambled, fried, omelette, poached, eggs benedict, theyre all better
James Russell
>implying dietary cholestoral has anything to do with blood cholestoral
Nolan Lee
while i do like boiled eggs i fry mine due to ease of prep, errday for breakfast scrambled eggs with sausage and a tomato
Nicholas Baker
For shit like this you need to check out the serious eats blog TLDR for perfect boiled eggs: 1. Boil water without eggs 2. Put eggs in on high boil for 30-60 seconds 3. Reduce to simmer for 8-13 minutes depending how done you like 4. Rapidly cool in ice water bath
Liam Reed
Best post
Lucas Barnes
i poach them in this thing
Gabriel Carter
Why won't this meme die
Isaiah Long
Got one of these the other day, it's actually made my life better.
Mason Kelly
that's not poached, that's cooked
Benjamin Roberts
Enjoy your cancer.
Mason Gomez
only fucking jews eat pickled eggs
Benjamin Martin
Bros throw your eggs in the grooves of a preheated oven at 325 and bake 30 min. Immediate cold water and peel after 10 min. Make a dozen at a time usually.
Colton Jenkins
Grooves of a centered rack I mean.
Luke Collins
Op here, why don't you take your vinAGER SOAKED L, NASTY GAYBOI EGGS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS!!!! YOU ARE RUINUNG THE BOILED EGG!!!!
Eli Morales
Try Rollie.com
Gabriel Morgan
Why does Veeky Forums have such a hard-on for eggs? Like pointed out, they have way too much dietary cholesterol which a long with saturated fats, have been linked to an increased risk or cardiovascular disease. Any studies that "disprove" this, were funded by the egg and meat industry. You can still eat your eggs, but you should just be aware that it's not healthy.
Adam Barnes
soft boiled here, boiled eggs are for faggots
Henry Ward
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Ayden Ortiz
I used to eat around three or four a day, but one day at work, I was trying to peel one, and the shell was sticing like glue, so I went into one of my trademark autistic rages and whipped it at the table. it fucking exploded and got every where, and I has to clean it quick before my coworkers came in. haven't eaten one since
Andrew Morales
i like my boiled eggs sliced in half, and prepared with some salt and pepper
Matthew Robinson
mirin satan digits
Jose Bailey
you can also throw them into German trenches if you ever run out of chlorine gas, truly the most versatile food