Everybody here

Everybody here
/boiled egg master race/ ?
scrambled eggs are trash, boiled eggs are superior and here's why:
>boiled egg easy to eat
>can eat more at once
>It takes 5 seconds to eat
>no scraping egg off of pan
>they last in the fridge
>tastes good cold
>Can make egg salad
>Can eat with any meal

Prove me wrong

Pro tip: [you won't]

>He's not/pickled egg/ patrol

I cannot

boiled eggs don't go in tacos.

pickled eggs are god tier

get a load of this faggot

How long does it take to cook compared to frying?

like 7 minutes, not including time to boil water and bathe in ice water

Pls essplain

>they aren't /poached egg/ patriarchy

>Can poach eggs in your microwave in one minute
>easier to get whatever consistency you like whether hardboiled or soft
>don't need to peel eggshells

I make omelettes. cook them just right so that they can't stick to the bottom of the pan like scrambled eggs do. plus I can put delicious fillings in them. my favorite combination is salmon, cream cheese, capers, and dill

C'mon jabronis you need to post recipes, I've only ever known /green boiled/ cancer race.

>Eating eggs in 2016
Enjoy your clogged arteries.

hey OP you forgot one
>heart disease

u wot?

my favorite meme

Isn't cholesterol beneficial testosterone production?
We need some /informed lifters/ asap

>implying the junk food you are eating is better than that

>not freezing boiled water for instant later use

I've never had a pickled egg but they look good

Anything can go inside a Tortilla and make it a taco

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get a load of all these faggots

It's literally just pickled hard boiled eggs. You use a jar, like 4 cups of vinegar, teaspoon of salt, teaspoon of sugar, and whatever pickling spices you like, I use cumin, oregano, coriander seed, cloves and some bay leaf, I also throw in some sliced onions and garlic, boil the ingredients (except the eggs) for a few minutes then pour it in the jar over the eggs. I tend to eat them with tuna salad

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Thanks friend.

>said your father before we train-nutted in his mouth

That's just broscience

>require no cooking
>require zero peeling
>stay unrotten forever
>splices the DNA of eggs and pickles into a superfood
>cost as much as actual eggs

what the fuck, testosterone is literally produced from cholesterol you dumb fuck

So one of those egg council creeps got to you too huh?

so are estrogen and cortisol?

enzyme kinetics are saturated already without getting any from the diet, and excess delivery of cholesterol to steroidogenic cells (or any cell for that matter) is toxic to them

My man, i eat 3 hard boiled eggs every morning with my oats.
They can be a bitch to eat fast though, clogs up in your throat.
Also its convenient as fuck

Peeling a boiled egg is fun though. That's a negative if anything, unless you're pickling your own eggs at home.

it doesnt take that long to peel them, just punch a hole in the sucker and rip the shell right off

Poached eggs are the true god tier of eggs but if you make them in the microwave you're a fucking heretic

So boiled eggs can be eaten whole?
I don't need to get rid of the yolk and shit?

i dont, only pussies do

um, pickled eggs need to be hardboiled before being pickled

They smell like cat shit.

shit taste

scrambled, fried, omelette, poached, eggs benedict, theyre all better

>implying dietary cholestoral has anything to do with blood cholestoral

while i do like boiled eggs i fry mine due to ease of prep, errday for breakfast scrambled eggs with sausage and a tomato

For shit like this you need to check out the serious eats blog
TLDR for perfect boiled eggs:
1. Boil water without eggs
2. Put eggs in on high boil for 30-60 seconds
3. Reduce to simmer for 8-13 minutes depending how done you like
4. Rapidly cool in ice water bath

Best post

i poach them in this thing

Why won't this meme die

Got one of these the other day, it's actually made my life better.

that's not poached, that's cooked

Enjoy your cancer.

only fucking jews eat pickled eggs

Bros throw your eggs in the grooves of a preheated oven at 325 and bake 30 min. Immediate cold water and peel after 10 min. Make a dozen at a time usually.

Grooves of a centered rack I mean.

Op here, why don't you take your vinAGER SOAKED L, NASTY GAYBOI EGGS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS!!!! YOU ARE RUINUNG THE BOILED EGG!!!!

Try Rollie.com

Why does Veeky Forums have such a hard-on for eggs? Like pointed out, they have way too much dietary cholesterol which a long with saturated fats, have been linked to an increased risk or cardiovascular disease. Any studies that "disprove" this, were funded by the egg and meat industry. You can still eat your eggs, but you should just be aware that it's not healthy.

soft boiled here, boiled eggs are for faggots

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I used to eat around three or four a day, but one day at work, I was trying to peel one, and the shell was sticing like glue, so I went into one of my trademark autistic rages and whipped it at the table. it fucking exploded and got every where, and I has to clean it quick before my coworkers came in. haven't eaten one since

i like my boiled eggs sliced in half, and prepared with some salt and pepper

mirin satan digits

you can also throw them into German trenches if you ever run out of chlorine gas, truly the most versatile food

Near-perfect Protein:Fat ratio.
That's about it.