No matter how much I lift, I will never meet an Estonian beauty I can pick mushrooms with on Saaremaa, vacation on the shores of Pärnu with, sing Estonian songs during laulupidu with, and never raise Finnish-Estonian babies with.
Veeky Forums related: Now that I can do 3 x 10 one-armed pull-ups, what's my next best option? Weighted pull-ups? Pull-overs?
I feel you. There's 7 Billion people on this Earth. 1.2 Million of them are Estonians. I just want one of them to love me. I know it will never happen.
Aaron Cox
No matter how much I lift, I will never be to smart too lift.
Jason Taylor
Sounds manageable to me, bro. Especially if you're wealthy or a westerner. Here's mine. I will never: >Become biologically immortal as a cyborg >cruise through space in an X-wing, stoned out of my mind, playing Pink Floyd or Cypress Hill >have naturally green eyes >be 6'4" >re-gain my childlike innocence >fuck my harem of sex robots >fight in WWII >be Australian >be pale (I'm a tan Cajun) >Be legitimately happy or comfortable functioning normally in society >travel back in time
Blake Collins
That's a good thing. People "too smart" to lift will be our slaves after WWIII.
Julian Williams
"the weak fear the strong"
Kevin Ortiz
>No matter how much I lift I will never grow an inch or two manlet life is suffering
Daniel Bell
Ei, ei, ei. That's not what I mean, serkku.
Thomas Ramirez
be happy.
Landon Gutierrez
whers the rest of your estonian girls?
Dylan Fisher
no matter how much i lift i will never gonna have adolescence again
>all that time forced to do math and reading
Charles Richardson
No matter how much I lift I will never be a little girl
Brody Harris
No matter how much I lift, I'll never grow a dick.
Logan Watson
I will never have Esmeralda
Luis Myers
No matter how much I lift, I will never be wooed by a a man who is even stronger than me and loves me with every fiber of his body and desires a monogamous loving relationship. I only have straight friends and every single gay guy I met was either a massive faggot who wanted to worship my meager muscles or a Grindr tier HIV muscle man-whore who just wants to fuck.
Michael Ramirez
no matter how much I lift I will never(insert your benis here)
Kevin Allen
>no matter how much I lift I never fucking enjoy it like you guys seems to
its a fucking bothering time wasting thing I do that I have to power through, I feel guilty if I skip it
Gabriel Gomez
No matter how much i lift i will never get laid or have a gf again
I swear, i dont know how the rest of you mouthbreathers manage to get laid
Juan Smith
no matter how much I lift I will never set John Howard on fire.
I promise.
Jace Watson
pls dump more estonian girls.
Matthew Barnes
>No matter how much I lift, I will never be happy again
Cooper Jones
>haven't browsed Veeky Forums for about a year >first thread i see is this >from Estonia >what the fuck have i been missing out on?
Ian Reed
>no matter how much I lift I lost so much time to old for anything now >death and taxes only
Jeremiah Campbell
This .
Jose Jenkins
No matter how much I lift, I'll never get her back
Matthew Butler
No matter how much I lift I will never feel good enough to deserve being loved.
Evan Walker
No matter how much I lift the third Reich will never come back and restore the Western world to its former Aryan glory.
Caleb Garcia
Estonian women are forest nymphs compared to the swamp ogres that are American women.
Ryder Walker
Croatian girls are hotter
Caleb Sullivan
I will never be big enough, I'm coming for you Jason Genova you piss lord
Hudson Russell
Feels..
Daniel Campbell
Lifting doesn't cure your autism. One thing has nothing to do with the other.
Matthew Brooks
Been to Estland myself bro. Beautiful place. Towns seemed small but manageable and everyone was polite despite my shitty Estonian and would correct my pronunciation to help. Met the equivalent of high schoolers there and some girl wanted me to present to her class as a guest. But man, do these people place an emphasis on education. Never felt that stupid until I went there with everyone in the class knowing at least an instrument and two other languages and having an idea of a stem major in line as well as a load of outside of school curriculars. Beautiful women too, though to stick with the qt eesti theme.
If I could live anywhere it would be there though.
Camden Nguyen
...
Jace Ramirez
No matter how much I lift I will never get the last 5 years back
Isaiah Sanders
The Baltic states seem like such a beautiful place to live in.
Caleb Nelson
...
Jacob Morgan
>no matter how much I lift I will never receive my letter from Hogwarts Life is suffering
Robert Jones
No matter how much I lift, I'll never be happy again.
Kayden Johnson
No matter how much I lift, she won't unfuck that guy.
(Samefag)
Aaron Brooks
>I will never cruise through space in an x-wing.
Don't limit yourself, bro
Jack Green
Until you realize they are literally russian controlled puppet states bordering on third world status. Don't believe the memes, these places suck ass. There's a reason so many of their women want to leave...
Kayden Clark
No matter how much I lift, I will never understand women.
Honestly, they're all fucking crazy brehs. Even the same ones.
Austin Gonzalez
>he thinks grabbing his wrist with his free hand is a "one armed pullup".
lol.
Jason Myers
i know the feel s:(
Levi Barnes
No matter how much I lift, I will never meet a black haired and blue eyed beauty, who will be my emotional support and drive me to achieve my goals. while also being willing do discuss literature or some of my other obscurer interests in our personal library themed room.
>estonian >go to australia >most lads I met kept saying how estonian women are sluts and will fuck almost anyone foreign Honestly, if you have money and you're foreign I reckon your chances would be pretty good. As for your one-armed pull-ups. I don't know, just add some weight, maybe?
Hardly russian controlled, mate. Not any more at least. Still not a great place to live for longer than a few months of the year, though. Summers are nice, as are winters if there's a lot of snow and such.
Owen Garcia
No matter how much I lift I will never use commas
Elijah Johnson
Turn back time to the good old days
Aaron Harris
No matter how much I lift, I will never be able to go back and stop the abuse he caused
Jordan Hughes
no matter how much i lift i will never be kai greenes grapfruit
Carter Myers
No matter how much I lift, I will never take her back.
Dylan Lopez
Why do we even waste our time?
Chase Adams
Jog long distances Fuck jogging.
Grayson Sanchez
cocks taste good
Isaiah Morgan
>Saaremaa Ösel is rightful Swedish clay.
Asher Gonzalez
this
Josiah Cook
No matter how much I lift, I will never stop.
Matthew Miller
No matter how much I lift I will never bring her back.
Mason Hernandez
If they are weak, what good are they as slaves?
Robert Campbell
I'll always have tons of loose skin and never have a sexy core.
Zachary Wood
But why?
Alexander Moore
No matter how much i lift I'll never be a true american, just got my social but even if i were a citizen I'd still be an immigrant spic :^(
Samuel Robinson
>will never regain childhood innocence >will never fuck harem of sex robots
Well, obviously those two are mutually exclusive.
Brandon Evans
Virolainen here Most estonian women are dumb whores so don't bother, all the intelligent and pure ones are taken
Jaxon Morris
pulmakook
>be slav >live in estonia >fuck estonian women if my minority ass can do it, so can yours
are you kidding? most of the estonians will more likely agree to convert to islam rather than become politically allied with russia))
Logan Williams
Be a "no homo"
Thomas Parker
>No matter how much I lift I will never get back with my ex.
Parker Evans
4th Reich soon brother.
Noah Wright
>implying
John Sullivan
>Most estonian women are dumb whores so don't bother, all the intelligent and pure ones are taken How exactly is this diffrent from any other type of woman anywhere in the world? All the decent ones are taken and whats left are those who dont want a relationship/hookup or the uggos
Brayden Perry
No matter how much i lift i will never be mired
Jayden Lopez
The only option for you is to either go no homo or stay single for the rest of your life That said, manlove is better than no love
Benjamin White
This
John Carter
>No matter how much I lift, I will always hate myself. Don't you ever wish that you just died when you were young? Just so that people wouldn't get attached to you and you'd be forgotten completely in a matter of a year
Nolan Harris
Nah, ill keep banging myself bloody against the wall mate Maybe someday ill find a girl who is atleast a small bit interested in having a relationship again
Christian Moore
+1
Nicholas Young
Daily reminder that no matter what woman you find, none of them will feel real love against you Women are incapable of such feelings and are ready to fuck you over at any possible moment
Wyatt Phillips
Im fine with that as long as they are able to keep me company and provide sex We are all going to die someday so it doesnt matter when it ends, as long as the trip is somewhat decent
Benjamin Roberts
Just took a job with an Estonian tech company. I'm flying over for training in two weeks and will spend a few weeks there. Looking forward to seeing a new country
Thomas Evans
claiming Kerli for estonian waifus
Ethan Perry
No matter how much I lift I will never be able to obliterate someone with just one punch.
Henry Jenkins
Morty?
Alexander Wood
Its about technique. Join a boxing or kickboxing gym.
William Russell
Start boxing First with bag Then with brick wall Once you can punch brick wall at full force you will be able to obliterate anyone with one punch, because noone is as tough as a brick wall
Jordan Cooper
This.
Jaxson Edwards
IT SHALL BE DONE
Carter Gomez
Honestly people who are "too smart" to lift are fucking pretentious faggots. I've met far more smart, well rounded, well read fit people than skeles.
Nicholas Hughes
Tfw as a kid I enjoyed reading fantasy
Now that I'm not forced to read anymore, I just can't seem to sit down and read for hours on end
Benjamin Brown
No matter how much I lift, it'll never cure how awkward and shitty I am in social situations
Lifting can't cure autism guys...
Jaxson Brown
No matter how much I lift, I will never get delts wider than my own head.
Ryder Sullivan
>Tap someone on the shoulder >Wait for them to turn around >Hit them as hard as you can to knock them out
Jaxon Lewis
No matter how much I lift I will never get rid of this loose skin on my stomach from losing all that weight.
Gabriel White
No matter how much I lift, I will never become god
Levi Perez
>tfw you will never live in the mythical city on the hills that Aquinas talked about where you will be crowned as king. Or better than a king. Gods.