Balls hang lower than dick

>Balls hang lower than dick

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I know this feel

>nigger hangs lower than the ground
>steals my rope

>dick has spines that can only be surgically removed

why do you want to remove your dick spines?

Wouldn't it make it better for the woman?

This kills the woman

what did he mean

yes, but try explaining that this isn't an std

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

>17x15cm

I have them too

it's not as big a deal as you think.

>tfw small flacid big erect

that's pretty big dude i guess. Above average for sure

>Studies suggest that it occurs more often on younger men and those who have not been circumcised.[4] One study found them in 33.3% of males who had not been circumcised and in 7.1% of circumcised males.

I'm normally against circumcision, but if it saved me from this then it was worth..thanks jew

I was told 20x16.5cm MINIMUM in order to even be considered a human

>18x14.5
feels nice

>2016
>not leaving humanity behind

shiggy

i have this as well. I think they got worse over time.

>gf was virgin so hasn't mentioned it.

Has any user actually had to explain themselves?

>when your tackle and bits touch the wee wee water

>2016
>Not having low hangers that rhythmically slap the pussy during doggystlye fugging

That happens to a lot of people I think, then when I get hard my balls shrink up

You cut part of your ballsack off for "scrotal gains"?

This thread is giving me side gains.

>bonepress

youtube.com/watch?v=Ceht-3xu84I

>tfw your ballsack doesnt hang, just sits there in a little ball like a toads throat

Hanging balls is a fucking luxury for me. Be happy lol. Its masculine.

>living the bbc dream.
feels ok.

Me too man, and my dick is kinda perched on it, so it points forwards instead of hanging down.

15cm is about 6inches
5 and 1/2 inches is the average
your gonna be fine

depends on the temperature for me.
but yeah mine hang pretty low for a 20 yo

Lmao I feel your pain bro.

>upset about 6.5 inches
Fuck off stupid europeon

i've never had to explain it to anyone. and if i did bring it up it's just like "oh yeah i noticed that but didnt think anything of it" if anyone question s you just be like "yeah thats just how my dick is" and that will be the end of it. yo u probably wont have to pull out your phone and show her wikipedia

>tfw low ass hanging balls
>shave balls and hair on base of dick semi-regularly
>if i sweat, my dick sticks to my scrotum and is awkward to remove

Would never put a dick in my mouth that has those things tbqfhwymgl

sorry meant to reply to op

Nobody cares that a faggot won't suck their dick.

Sure
>implying faggot is still an insult in 2016 in the year of the Lord

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>tfw 5.5 x 5.5

>tfw some jewish nonce cut me so close I get lacerarions when I fap
Fuck you Shlomo. It's never worth it.

Just use lube fucking pussy

>tiny as fuck flacid
>healthy 6.5in when erect

fucking embarrassing in the gym, gotta turn away when dropping panties. (or give myself a sly rub before so)

>phew thanks schlomo for saving me from tinny spines on my dick who actually make orgasm harder
>thanks for taking away my frenulum and covering my glans by scar tissue so i don't get a less aesthetic dick

>12 cm

>tfw you go to the doctors to get a flu shot and as soon as the needle pricks your skin all the oil leaks out and your arms lose 7 inches of size

> 18.5 cm beautiful fun rod when I was 18 years old
> now with 24 can't even get it harder than like 14 cm because I masturbate so much
> just one other person ever touched it sexually
I'd auction it if I could I guess.

How did your dick grow two more inches on top of 7 after you turned 18
Give me your genetics

I have to explain my varicocele every fucking time, my left testicle looks like a fucking ladybug

pics

lmao what

shirt reading comprehension, desu senpai

More like shit word choice desu senpai

Explain it to us.

I have varicose veins in my left testicle

ok mr sasquatch

>I'm normally against circumcision

It has nothing to do with circumcision, it appears in puberty

my willy turns into a small bean when I excersise

>tfw i post videos of myself masturbating on reddit and everyone tells me how fucking huge my dick is and how bad everyone wants to ride me (some are even girls)

I have them, never had to explain nothing.

>can cum thick ropes
>getting happy ending
>shoot cum and it lands on my face
>masseur laughs as she wipes it off

>tfw massive healthy dick but weak cum shots

fuck

>3 inches soft
>6.8 inches hard

tfw growlet

lol at brainwashed americans

Fuckloads of people have them

Be happy you can do cardio. i cant run without them smacking my thighs.not a huge dip but enough.

Hunt him down and chop off something of his.

Bump

>tfw when fully minimal pushin' 2.5"
>max out just under 8"

laugh now, cry later

>tfw
The only way i can make it not pitiful is by not fapping for a week, drinking at least a gallon of water a day, and taking zinc supps

Under 8 inches, sheesh, what's your girth?

>tfw fat Fetishist
>Tfw this is my FWB, I buy her food and help her gain

She's 386 now.

PLEASE
FUCKING
KILL ME

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>clit longer than meat flaps

fml

Is 5.5 good size

>Balls and dick hang
Some people have all the luck

Yeah...i'd hit.

Why is Ronald Reagan slapping that poor homosexual