Mirin thread

When have you made girls do the smug pepe at you?

When I lay unconscious on my mattress overnight and my imagination takes over.

I once hooked up with a milf via craigslist and she was constantly mirin my back and telling me "omgosh you look like a young model".

I seriously think mires are 95% delusion or guys misinterpreting shit

>I'm getting mired left and right, yesterday a qt3.1459 cashier smiled at me and today the receptionist did the same

>be lifting awhile
>kinda bum looking with glasses and unstyled hair. no attention from girls
>decide to go shopping and get better fitting clothes, also contacts and a haircut.
>first week back at work girls talking to me more than usual
>one thirsty one tells me straight out i look cute
>Says we should hangout and smoke sometime together (dont do weed but want to break dry spell )
>say "sure" and she gets really excited
>other girl who was also being chatty with me hears her and start mocking her excitement. They then make awkward looks at eachother
Banged the thirsty one and now am setting shit up with her enemy. Being a chad is pretty comfy desu

probably

>at party
>7/10 grill asks if I want to be her pong partner
>yes
>carry my team to victory
>towards the end of the game she was aggressively groping me
>most female contact I've had in a long time
>get like half chub and I'm wearing shorts
>still have like 5 turns left and I can't stand upright or I'll look like an ass
>be hunched over for the last 5 turns while we win
>she starts groping me again and starts making out with me

It felt good to be mired desu but I'm not a piece of meat

8/10 experience

>go to math tutoring at my uni (I'm a tutor)
>have to wear new shirts for an event
>one of the prof tells me to go grab a large
>mfw former skelly

>mirelets