/gym bully general/

/gym bully general/

Who else /gym bully/ here?

Today was a great day. Some fat slob was taking up the squat rack doing DEADLIFTS with 1 plate on each side. "Another weak fat SL 5x5 memer" I thought to myself as I approached the rack, sweaty as fuck from my warm-up cardio session.

I flung my sweat at him and he turned around and said, "Y-yes..? C-can I help you?" I just stared him down, being a lot more physically imposing but a bit shorter than this fat fuck. It was an uncomfortable minute for him and then he picked up the bar and tried to resume his exercise.

I flung more sweat at him and he dropped the bar mid set and said, "Stop that or I'm going to get the administration to come and talk to you!"

I laughed and flung even more drops of sweat on his face! He storms of, trying his best to run (but he can't because he's fat, lol).

I took the baby weights off the barbell and started doing squats. The gym manager comes over and asks me if there's a problem. I said there wasn't one (I have partied with him a few times) and that whatever the fat guy said was all made up. He turns to the fat guy and says, "Sorry, sir, but it looks like this is his word against yours and there is little we can do." The fat guy angrily picks up his thinks and just walks off, lol.

When he's gone we laugh together and talk about how great last weekend's party was.

No fatties in MY gym!

when is a mod going to ban this guy

:(

>Shorter than him
>Physically imposing
Pick one

i sometimes wonder if the dude that keeps posting these threads masturbates to cuck porn in his spare time

>being a lot more physically imposing but a bit shorter than this fat fuck

manlet anger issues

Man, if I was fatty, I would wait till you were huffing and puffing on your last red, and then lay a rancid taco bell fart right in your mouth. I imagine the rest of the gym would start clapping as you dropped the bar on your throat .It would be sweet...I'm go eat some Taco Bell now .

I generally try to bully out the girls at the gym. I prefer my gym to be all guys so there are no distractions or drama. I might just slam some plates really hard and just stare at them with an emotionless face for the rest of the day. If they turn their back or try to ignore me I might slam some more plates and start muttering expletives under my breath. I don't even know why we have to put up this shit. For the more stubborn, entitled cunts I just move close to them and try to breathe heavy on them/fling sweat on them until they move. and I just keep doing it until they leave. Doing this to the stupid cardio whores has
just becomes part of my workout routine.

yes

>ITT: mad, delusional manlet shitposts, and we all take the b8 out of boredom
Here's another (you), OP

I have done a fair bit of grappling and kickboxing and although I am 5'8 170lbs I feel very confident around bigger guys because I know I can fuck them up.

Yesterday as I was unracking my weights I dropped them so hard that the two big dudes doing sets of bench winced and gave me a dirty look. I picked up the weights again and again I dropped them as hard as I could to make the loudest noise possible. One of the dudes said, "Hey, man, could you please stop doing that?" and I said, "No." He scoffed and walked away. I dropped the weight again and his friend and walked over and said "Hey come on dude what is your problem?" and I said "If you don't like, come do something about it." And then I got my fists out and he shook his head and went back to doing his bench.

Bitches, haha. The gym is full of them.

>i cause drama at my gym that would otherwise be drama free, in an attempt to rid the place of a perceived (the veracity of this perception is questionable at best) potential for drama

Literally autism

>chihuahua barks at pit bull
>well trained pit bull doesn't attack it
Is the chihuahua a badass or a delusional manlet?

>bald chinlet DYEL with resting bitchface looking like a beta fag.
>bullying anyone ever
You know what to do

>warming up with a 225 bench
>lanklet comes up to the bench next to me
>starts with the empty bar
>lol
i ask him "light wnoug for u cupcake?"
>he asks why im making fun of him
>cuz ur weak duh fuckin loser
>he ads 25s to each side
>25s
>does like 3 reps, arms trembling
>goes to add more weight
> i steal his bench and push out 20 reps
>he asks what my problem is
>right there i piss my pants and it gets all over his bench
>enjoy your pissy bench loser
Haha

Hahaha well cucked, friend

>things that didnt happen

I had my girl friends walk up to some skinny loner faggot and start talking to him sarcastically. The moment he started to smile in embarrassment they suddenly made disgusted faces and said "no...just stop". When he was leaving I shouted "BYE UGLY!".

Fucking keks all around.

We're going to hell. Putting down people is a thrill. Now I get why my bullies did it back in high school.

Forcing people to spot you and give up their machine is even better.

>warming up with 4pl8 squat
>see manlet in the rack next to me
>starts with 25's
>'lol baby weight'
>he racks the weight and looks at the floor fidgeting his fingers
>go and replace his 25's with 1pl8s
>he does a quarter squat legs trembling like spaghetti
>racks the weight
>tell him to get out, I do like 30 reps
>rack the weight, squat, diarreah in my pants and mark the rack
>he walks away crying
>I'm not even indian

>Forcing people to spot you and give up their machine is even better.
Feels great.

>warming up with lmao2pl8 bench
>ask asian manlet who just got on a machine to spot me
>as soon as he gets up and starts spotting me my buddy takes his machine away from him

>warming up for deadlift
>gyms not crowded
>starting low weight, increasing in one pl8 increments
>some manlet cardio bunny walks up to me and mutters something under his breath
>get up to 4 pl8s, manlets still standing behind me awkwardly
>finish my 12th rep, feel some sweat hit me, turn around and notice the DYEL manlet looking nervous
>he walks away as soon as we make eye contact
>unrack the weight
>manlet gets off of the elliptical machine and walks over and starts standing awkwardly again
>tell him thanks for waiting and that I'm done
>"y-you too"
>starts doing 95 pound quarter squats

That's actually funny tbqh

>shorter
Ya did yer best, laddy dwarf.

Why is this fantasy and cuck fetishes so popular on this board?

you dropped your (you), user

>a bit shorter

"a bit"

Lol manlet detected. What mad because a tall man stole ur gf so u took it out on this guy? Lol you'll always be height deficient as long as you live

Kill yourself manlet

thank you for your great service

>tfw no gym bully to bully you

Shut up and bend over bitch boy

>be a cynical asshole
>assume that anyone talking to me is up to something.
Is there a reason you are talking to me or are you just wasting my time.

That line shuts down anyone. If they persist then I just ignore them.

Fuck you OP

I don't think anyone understands that either.