Hey user! Havent seen you in a while

Mmm slutty college whores. Fun to fuck, never to get serious with.

>t-thanks, y-you too

Kek

Theyre so hot and chokeable breh

Look at that lusty laguna in the back. Imagine her slobberin all over your knob

God damn i mustve stared at this photo for 5+mins

>Hey, girls. It's been a while.
>Nice tits.

instagram.com/jaywittties/?hl=de

H-Have fun, breh

>open Instagram
>summary line reads "ain't another bitch like this"
>just another slutty white bitch?
>mfw

So what? Thicc blonde sluts do it for me.

Holy fuckin christ

How does a human even get this sexually attractive. Shes like a sex alien sent to this planet to frustrate us

I would eat the pieces of corn out of her shit. Fart in my fuckin mouth and piss on me

God damn this bitch sexy

Gross *barfs*

honestly the blonde isn't even hot

Welp, youre fuckin gay

nah my dude her face is weird and her tits look fake

the brunette is super hot though

>thanks, i started jerking off with my left hand to balance them out, sometimes i'll use both hands at once, but then i have to lay down the cumrag and be careful when i unload or it will get all over the place... how's it going?

still haven't learned

Do you think saying "honestly both of you get naked right now" could ever work in reality

half of me wants to have a relationship with a girl like that, make her the happiest womyn in the world and enjoy being with someone so good looking
the other half wants to rape and beat her up until she is unrecognizable because she looks like a fucking whore

im never gonna make it i just know

I fucked a girl last summer off tinder who looked 90% as good as the brunette

Huge tits and her pussy was perfect. Complete opposite of a roastie, it was like an exacto knife cut between her legs breh

Shit was cash. Never called her again

>tfw can barely 5x5 70lbs as first chest exercise of the day

1. Women like this make terrible partners, they'll always just look for the taller, more popular Chad if you can even get them to "date" you in the first place (better have something they want)

2. You are crazy man, you sound like a shitskin rapefugee

In a porn it would

We are savages, Ahmed, our ancestors were savages from the Hindu Kush steppe, we must continue to be savages.

Any reason you like to shit post on /pol/ and Veeky Forums with the same exact garbage OP?

Inb pic related

I dont visit /pol/ bud

I guess these 2 sluts are popular

>is not and has never been a chad
>roleplays on anonymous chad board, now overrun with manlet faggots.

>only wife uneducated inbred cows with no interests or personalities of their own

Tit injections
Ass injections
Lip injections
Cheek injections
Nose job
Hours of makeup
You can't touch her without it smearing

What exactly did she mean by this? Women like this are made to look at, not to touch. Most guys never learn this distinction

I've said things like this before. Just depends on your rapport and how ugly you are

>says the guy posting with a picture of a negroe

Are you serious?? I'd fuck her but she is a dolled up faux 7. Based off of your post I thought she would be way hotter. You must have just taken your pre workout or something.

I dunno man, just somethin about her hot popular bitch face that gets me throbbin. Shes probably such a cunt

That tanned skin. She probably smells like vanilla mixed with britney spears perfume and vodka. Eau d'hot girl

I dont even like blondes but this is a special breed, the laguna beach tighty