>be me >a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about nutritional quality and value >often looking for a delicious new way to eat clean >try Monster Zero on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best drinks I have had this year. The crisp taste mixed with the delightful and exciting carbonation. The cool liquid, the piquant and subtle aftertaste, totally blown away.
I was able to get a 24-pack for $18.99 and they even complimented my physique. They don't let black people touch your cans and they also have full calorie.
Head on down to Walmart today and get yourself some good conscience beverages. You won't regret it!!
Landon Williams
What a waste of dub trips
Cooper Garcia
Thanks op I just passed a Walmart and I'm turning back to get my Monster Zero
Evan Green
AHHHH
That's the sound of a man who just Monstered Up™ with a cold Monster Zero. Thanks, OP!
Ethan Williams
This is the third thread on this I've seen today. The shills are in overdrive.
Justin Taylor
Having one with my dinner over ice now, really helps me wind down after a long day of work.
Grayson Clark
goodbye Veeky Forums thanks for the advice.
James Ross
How do you guys handle that syrup aftertaste? It's awful.
