>be me >a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about nutritional quality and value >often looking for a delicious new way to eat clean >try Monster Zero on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best drinks I have had this year. The crisp taste mixed with the delightful and exciting carbonation. The cool liquid, the piquant and subtle aftertaste, totally blown away.
I was able to get a 24-pack for $18.99 and they even complimented my physique. They don't let black people touch your cans and they also have full calorie.
Head on down to Walmart today and get yourself some good conscience beverages. You won't regret it!!
Landon Williams
What a waste of dub trips
Cooper Garcia
Thanks op I just passed a Walmart and I'm turning back to get my Monster Zero
Evan Green
AHHHH
That's the sound of a man who just Monstered Up™ with a cold Monster Zero. Thanks, OP!
Ethan Williams
This is the third thread on this I've seen today. The shills are in overdrive.
Justin Taylor
Having one with my dinner over ice now, really helps me wind down after a long day of work.
Grayson Clark
goodbye Veeky Forums thanks for the advice.
James Ross
How do you guys handle that syrup aftertaste? It's awful.
Oliver Torres
24 pack for less than $20? Bullshit
Anthony Torres
Dub trip shill? The mods sold out I think.
Hudson Moore
>he doesn't shop at Big Lots
Jace Perez
The sugar substituted used is known to cause stomach ulcers. Stay pleb
Aiden Lee
Source?
Joshua Hernandez
very nice im heading there now /b/rother!
Landon Morgan
Where did this bs start
Camden Moore
You have to tone it down a notch if you want to shill here. Besides, red bull is so much better compared to that shitty syrupy children's garbage.
Luke Foster
Well I mean if its good enough for Veeky Forums...
Gavin Adams
But I hate the taste of Artificial sweeteners. Is there a monster™ with something like Stevia or something?
Henry Reed
Oh my fuck. Don't you ever compliment red bull ever again.
Oliver Clark
Red bull tropical tastes bretty decent.
Ryan Thompson
You never see a thin person drink Coke Light, and you'll never see a successful person drink a can of Monster Energy (without being paid).
Austin Sanchez
...
Luis Bennett
Is shilling unhealthy bullshit the next big trolling tactic or what
Andrew Price
>consuming sugar drinks
Kill yourself my man
Ryan Torres
I drink one almost every morning begore going to class fucking hate the taste f coffee
Jonathan Carter
>I SPIKE MY INSULIN AFTER WAKING UP AND DOING NOTHING
want to know how I know you look like shit?
Jose King
i dunno if you know this but your insulin is spiked naturally due to the fact waking up causes a release of cortisol which mobilises glycogen from your liver which becomes glucose in your blood which subsequently "spikez insuliznnzz"
Jacob Bailey
Burger King is better
Joseph Turner
>hehe bro believe me, the natural "spike" of your body remains the same for the same amount of time even if you consume 30g of sugar from an energy drink, literaly no change at all :')
Get of my board fatty
Luke Nguyen
more pointing out how stupid you sound saying
> IF U SPIKE INSULINZ U R FAT
when -- due to the fact you have 0 idea how the body works -- you failed to realise just waking up alone causes a spike of insulin.
even referencing insulin spiking as a thing that's a negative drives home how little you know about what you're saying.
good luck with year 10 physical education my friend.
Grayson Cooper
SPAM
Henry Moore
>spiking insulin at any other point of the day other then right after lifting is positive
are you even trying at this point you dyel piece of shit?