YLYL - Veeky Forums edition

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BROOOO

DELET THIS

[ ] x gon give it to ya
[X] x gave it to ya

Plz no

gg OP

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OP GG OG FIRST COMMENT KILLED THREAD

I'd like to introduce you fine gentlemen to a concept that is known as "anywhere but here". Please take your sick may may bollocks back to the cesspool of the Internet and never return. In other words, perhaps ones you understand: delete your account.

Also Jesus Christ, the filters here are savage.

I'll post my diet and a story, could I get some tips on if I ate well today?

>Be 19
>Gym 2 am
>Obese class 1, 85 kg 161 cm
>I'm messing around on the leg press
>Doing 80kg on it, it's not that hard
>Kinda messing around and throwing the weights up and down but catching them so they don't make a loud noise
>I don't like loud noises
>Someone triggers the motion detectors
>All the lights come on
>I see myself light up in the mirror
>Panicking because suppose to be empty gym
>just stare at ground as 7/10 qt walks past
>'Remember user girls expect that you'll perv on them so don't raise your eyes'
>She says hi
>I salute her and say 'hey'
>She sits on the leg press where you lay on your stomach and do retard leg presses backwards
>Waiting for my chance to leave she comes back and says to me
>'hey I think the machine is stuck I can't get it to change this'
>I go over to it and inspect it, I tried forcing this little knob
>It won't move, so I point to the upside down leg press next to it and tell her to use that one
>Apolosiged to her
>I went home
Ok now so my diet for today was this

>Apple
>4 pieces of corn on the cob, salt n pepper
>burger, 200 cal bun, egg, slice of pineapple, spinach
>Nap
>big bowl ofSpaghetti and mince meat for din dins
>a chicken tendie

Did I eat good? I did like 30 calories on an exercise bike too.
I used to go to the gym 7 days a week for about 6+ hours but since my dad died I'm really depressed

If I'd want you to laugh I'd tell you my one rep maxes are.

alright guys settle down now

>back to the cesspool
wheredoyouthinkweare.mp4

Include me in the screencap

COMPLETE BLOODBATH

This is disgusting. I'm crying.

Jesus Christ dude go for a walk, theres no need of such things in a family board like this one

I feel like it was around this time last year when the original of this happened.

savage

Is this the reddit mentality? Are you all trying to get karma or be included in that sweet sweet r/Veeky Forums screenshot

I am convinced corporate America is trying to infiltrate Veeky Forums to peddle their bullshit. They are trying to figure out the meme culture so they can incept us with their second rate products.
Thank god I had my first sip of monster this morning or I wouldn't be able to recognize this bullshit!

it's a samefag

wtf happened to this thread?

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Are you implying this won't work?

Newfag detected

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*wipes ass menacingly*

I thought summer was over?

t. OP

try again

How fucking NEW are you guys. FUCK you.

How fuck new are you? I indirectly asked the same question and yet you included me.

Get the fuck out.

kekked hard. I am definitely going to do this.

what the actual fuck

>Asks about advice on his diet
>Doesn't post proper amount / weight of the food he ate
>big bowl of spaghetti
>big bowl
>how many cals
>did I good

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/thread

fpbp

This is the best,golden,funniest,most epic,godly post I have ever seen on the internet in my entire history of existence and I would give you everything I own if I ever met you.You should be president and have your own religion and stuff.

wow im concerned that this faggot might kill himself

Now that's what I call skeletal muscle.

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>Gain height

:)
:O

:^)

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why can't we just, ya know, have nice things?

I dont know, did you think summer was over?

Holy kek

because star wars is actually hell

top kek!

Wow this thread fucking sucks a bag of dicks.

OP is /triggerd/

How is he not invisible if he's wearing the ring?

You did good user

requesting the .gif another user made recreating this

OH SHIT ARE YOU ALRIGHT OP?
WILL YOU BE OKAY?

Sounds like you've already made it

>implying that these aren't just ironic and everyone isn't just faking hype
unless they aren't being ironic, in which case i'll kms
...or everyone calling other posters newfags and summer is also ironic. the longer im here the more layers of irony there seem to be

this is not funny at all

daily reminder that %50 of fit is under 22 years old
strawpoll.me/11108050/r

>back to the cesspool
>delete your account

Dude do you have no idea where you are

>implying theres this many people who would even bother to do this ironically
It's all one retarded dude with nothing better to do
Great thread lads

This was in SIR's new year's comic because the joke's very old now. Uninspired, low energy comment.

>puts on nerdglasses

the ring enhances the natural ability of any species that wears it

hobbits are naturally unremarkable so the ring grants them the ability to not be seen

if a human were to wear it then he'd become mega-ambitious

if a dwarf were to wear it then he'd have an even greater knack for money

if an elf were to wear it then he'd become the best sorceror ever

bassicly invisibility is a hobbit only thing

Also /r/ing this.

Hi OP.
>76 / 34 / 58
Hi newfriend.

I've somehow completely missed this due to the invisibility memeing
Thank you scholaranon

Are you implying you don't have 50 phones for shitposting?

fuck in hell I only went to /b/ for the ylyl threads and thought they were pretty good, then the fucking bananacancer happened

Faced.

>Dat hypercalcemia

Just perfect!

Don't fucking start again.

fresh oc

JEEEEESUS CHRIST

Post only legendary screen caps now.

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OP on suicide watch

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>91 replies / 67 posters

Well, (You) are officially trying too hard.

I think this post deserves recognition

Here you go

That trigger discipline though...

2Soon

Fucking faggots. That shit is nowhere near screencap worthy.

exactly as planned

>dyel faggots
Lost