That first sip of the day

>that first sip of the day

Fuck yeah m9 best sip of the day

I like the absolute zero rock stars better, more caffeine in them (240mg/can) but those monsters taste good

monster crew reporting in

i like the orange morning ones
they're giving me cancer aren't they

can someone explain the hype of this stuff for me? what makes THIS energy drink so fucking special/revolutionary?

Lo-carb is better. Those 25 calories mean all the flavor and bite that zero ultra fails to provide

Ok, I'm l8 to this meme. What's the story with it?

no meme, just monster

>monster zero ultra
>meme
oh boy i am laffin, welcome to Veeky Forums newfriend

Monster Marketing Team forces a meme.

Meme magic

>meme

not everything is a meme u dip.
Monster Absolut Zero™ is a realy good alternative to sugary drinks and even water, it has 0 calories and tastes awesome.

If you have any questions regarding Monster Absolute Zero™, just let me know.

there's a pepe for this already? I'm impressed with how fast the frogposters are able to mobilize

>not drinking the best and most refreshing flavor

White is basic bitch tier

>that first sip of the day

Only have White and Red where I leave. I think there is a blue one too ?

[spoiler]it actually has 12 calories[/spoiler]

its just somebody samefagging all his own threads trying to make this meme catch on

can someone post the picture of chloe with a monster can?

In the absolute zero line of them there's:
>the Original
>White
>Red
>Blue
>Orange (Sunrise)
>Yellow (Citron)
>Black (Black Cherry)

Yellow > Black Cherry > Blue = Orange > Original > White > Red

...

>reverse butterface

thanks kek

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orange is decent

black cherry is da bess

>first sip

>Zero calorie
>Has calories
Triggered

black cherry>original>yellow>orange>>>>>>blue=red

Who /rockstar/ here?

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Fruit punch absolute zero rock stars are a daily essential

every day for breakfast

>staying natty

>Some faggot bought 4 of these just to post it on Veeky Forums

the fuck

white > blue > rest

Beep beep, superior sugar free energy drink coming through.

I actually drink those daily, they only cost 1usd at the store nearby

hated the taste at first but its not bad now

I'm currently doing a cycle of these, in my loading phase now. How many a day do you go up to? Been thinking about 5/day for 12-16 weeks

tasted like cheap pitpull with bublegum and pitpull tastes like the cheapest edrink

OP here.
I was drinking Monster Absolute Zero before it was cool.

im not drinking it to be cool faggot, im drinking it for the fucking gains.

Hello fellow patrician

>implying you dont want to be cool

Monster is the Affliction t-shirt of energy drinks you white trash hicks.

t. Red Bull master race

fuck off egoraptor

ya because it must take so fucking long to paste a drink can onto a picture of a frog