You get Veeky Forums, get a Veeky Forums gf

>2016
>dating 3D

>"Lookin sexy gurl!
>"thanks chad ;)"
>"hey babe while you're at work me and chad are gonna go to the gym because you cant make it ok?"

>Veeky Forums gf.
>post pictures of when she was fat on her Instagram

I'd be pretty confused desu.

I actually fucked someones GF when she used this on him. Not a proud moment, but this is confirmed slut excuse.

agreed

Comment on pic

"Eyy bb u wan sum fuk"

I actually did this. She pretended not to know me so I played along

"Who are you???"
Ayy I sit behind u in sociology bb
>Then some white knight bursts into the comments and says leave her alone she obviously isn't into to you
Say "ayy yo bich step up I'll put you down"
Gf then tells him I'm her bf

Laughs were had

>Implying you wouldn't eat that booty like groceries

if it sounds like something a single girl would do then it probably is

>if you don't like dating a woman who flaunts her ass for thirsty men on the internet you are insecure

Masturbate to her pictures on there and see what happens.

>girl posts a picture of herself on a beach

OP, please tell me you're not that insecure

really don't care
I rarely like my gfs instagram because she takes the most boring pics

If she needs to expose herself for likes thats on her not me.
my gf can't compete with 10/10 like this instagram.com/linakova/

Rape her and kill her

You don't like it? Tell her she shouldn't do it and explain her why. She doesn't agree and still does it? Dump that bitch and get another gf.

All the cucks in here that are like "I-I don't give a s-shit" have some goddamn self-respect you fucking cucked losers.
Your goddamn girlfriend is posting this kind of pictures to get attention from other guys because she isn't satisfied by just you.

I'd rather be single for the rest of my life, jerking off and fucking whores than having my gf disrespect me like that.

You guys are fucking pathetic, shout-out to the real alpha men with self-respect in this thread.

>Not being a cuckold in 2016

You may as well become a nazi, you fucking racist.

>I'd rather be single for the rest of my life, jerking off and fucking whores than having my gf disrespect me like that.
You don't own your gf dumbass

>t. tumblr

not an argument

>t. molymeme

this is a fucking big redflag i don't know how can anyone fall for it

Go fuck yourself liberal tard.

>You don't own your gf dumbass

And I don't have to be with her if she does shit I don't like

t. 6' 4 athlete with options.

Enjoy my scraps numale

not an argument. Please use your brain dumbass
thats an acceptable answer tbqh

You don't need to own your gf to have her respect you and to respect her. If your values are that of a cuck, fine go ahead, that's how your bitch will get fucked by real men like me

>You don't own your gf dumbass

this is the most stupid shit i have ever read in 2016

what the fuck do you even mean? literally what the fuck goes on your mind you little shit? are you fucking stupid? retarded? like certification low iq?

he just wrote "tell her why and if she doesn't agree dump her" and you reply with that bullshit? are you nuts? do you think we don't have the fucking freedom to dump a girl because we find it's bullshit what she does? do you even know what freedom is and ownership is?

fucking stupid

>having instagram

of course real men fuck other guys sloppy seconds
good job mr.alpha !
After she fucks the "betacuck" you get your turn right?

>Girlfriend comes home late one night
>Ask her where she went
>"Oh, just went to talk to my pilates coach hehe"
>Ignore that
>She begins to post pics of her tits on instagram with the caption "tee hee pls no sexual comments"
>Ignore it
>She texts her pilates instructor to come over and help her with some stretches
>Ignore that too
>Can hear them moaning in the other room, probably because they're really stretching deep
>Ignore the sound and continue watching my meme youtube channels
>Girlfriend leaves with pilates instructor to "see his cool doll collection XD"
>Ignore it
>After she comes home, I learn that she's cheating on me
>tfw I don't get upset and continue to see her because I'm not an insecure neo nazi trump voting homophobic racist neckbeard autist basement dwelling virgin MRA loser fuccboi

buzzwords the post.

you are unfunny, 0/10

you absolutely slaughtered that quote. holy shit. please be trolling.

My bf won't let me put gym selfies on my insta

He also won't let me do squats in public

I'd probably be posting worse shit on my Instagram if I was fit.

>GOOD TO THINGS THOSE COME WHO WAIT

This.

Holy shit, look at this cuck.

Kek

>being with this much of a faggot

Fucking degenerate scum

>2016
>getting gf
Its like you want to get cucked.

n u m a l e

haha oh wow

/thread

I actually lift with a grill because we trained for a triathlon together, and she wants to get strong. Would not smash, but would lift with.

Why do you fags even bother lifting for women if you can't even keep one?

FUCK OFF U FUCKING CUNT DON'T TRIP, AND EVEN IF YOU'RE A TRIPFAG DEGENERATE DON'T TRIP AS THE KING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCCCCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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This is a drop to me.

I don't know everything, but I dated a lot of women. When a woman is getting your dick, but still seeking other men's attention (either virtually or in real life) she is not a keeper.

Just ask her to stop. if she doesn't I would break up with her.

This generation of numales is why i love our times.
Honestly can talk to a few girls in a relationships, and because they're dating nu males.
We end up fucking.
Feels good

Don't get us wrong m8, that ass is definitely juicy, just that nowhere on her does it show any signs of lifting.