That first sip of the day

why are your hands so small? you sure you can handle all that can?

>Not doing the top dose which is 4 sips
>Not overdoing it

C'MON

Maybe not, which size would you recommend for me?

FOUR SIPS C'MON SON

CRACK

SLURP

GULP

BRUP

AHHHHHH

*smakcs lips*

>First sip of the night

Been at work for a couple hours, already tired...

wish they sold the zero sugar ones in australia

>everyone liking white and not that delicious Ultra Sunrise

They don't have that shit over there. That's a travesty that is. You can't request it at a grocery store or something?

They do at the Coles near mw

>not a wine glass
Have you learned nothing from reviewbrah?

>that's a travesty that is

YOU SOUND LIKE YORE FROM LONDAHN

>it's gween!

nope reviewbrah is a certified sipper

He's such a faggot

>taking that first sip of the day like a sir

How young and happy he was. Now he's living out of his car, poor guy.

you take that back you fucking shithead

in for dat sip

There was an article about him kek
He makes 1800$ a month off his shitty videos

>mixing it 50/50 with vodka

Best way to start a day

MODS

I think I can pinpoint the moment Veeky Forums turned to complete shit to around March 2016

2009*

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Nah good tripfags were here until 2013ish, people actually worked out till about last year
Then this year those stupid motivational threads or Veeky Forums humor threads popped up more than usual and that was a sign the retards arrived fresh from /b/

Bats actually works out and is motivational but people shit on her.

>Not appreciating the understated sophistication of the highball glass

SIP BIG TO GET BIG GODDAMMIT. C'MON YOU WHITE NIGGER.

>that first sip

ULTRA SUNRISE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Veeky Forums IS PURELY AN ULTRA ZERO BOARD

sunrise is mid tier

ULTRA BEAST URINE

DELET THIS

oh fuck Citron that shit tastes like Lysol

I haven't met someone who is in shape that drinks energy drinks m8

shit gave me acne when I was 14, and that shits linked to psychosis

I ate kind of crappy in high school and drank energy drinks every day

regardless, started lifting sophomore year and went from 135 to 190 lbs. over the next two years, still lean

energy drinks are only usually like 200 calories, that's a cookie, and they also give you a slight metabolism boost

I don't drink energy drinks and I'm participating in the meme

...

I unironically love that energy drink, but all this shitposting is gonna kill it for me.

Yeah it's fucking weird because I've been drinking it for months now and I genuinely do "savour" >that first sip but now it's somehow a meme

>tfw got off energy drinks to to fucking day

>is the guy who rails my mom chad?

I'd hope so user

.....POST REAL IMAGE FUCKER

Why she's wearing shorts

Wait what?

WHAT HAPPENED TO REVIEWBRAH

he's playing 9 dimensional interplanetary chess but some of JoeysWorldTour's shills are trying to play draughts and are stalking him

> female body builders

no

kys

leave

She does powershitter stuff

He's living his dream and you're just a dumb nigger so...

>those absurd hips
at what point just it begin to be a hindrance and funny

I know but that's just bone structure not a result of lifting

someone explain to me this meme

You're retarded

This. Literally the best energy drink on the market. And this is coming from someone who absolutely hated Monster pre-zero cal drinks.

> she

that makes it irrelevant

> women

> strong

kys

It motivates me but I actually lift I understand it might not if you don't lift

kys

You don't lift do you?

i do. even if i didnt i could still easily outlift any fenale lifter lmao, even the ones on roids

kek some fat chick squatting 80kg motivates you?

Who /Rockstar/ here?

Yep. I'm fat myself.

It's about that feeling when you wake up in the morning and take that first delicious sip of Monster Energy TM Zero Ultra (c).

That first fap of the day

they do you dolt. You can pick up a 4 pack for $11, or singles for $3

btfo

>Ameriposts

Where pla

What is this meme? I missed last week cuz I was camping and now my favorite Mongolian yurt-making forum is stuffed with this drink