That first sip of the day

>that first sip of the day

>that first forced meme of the day.

>chug one during work
>heart starts feeling like its bubbling
Man, this should concern me way more than it does

>that fiftieth thread of the week

is it really so good

its good for caffiene addicts who are cutting, dont wanna take the time to make coffee, and wanna die at 35

WHY YOU DELETE MY BATS MONSTER MEME THREAD BUT NOT THIS ONE??????

>that last sip of the day

You sold me on the last line.

Better to burn bright and fade away rather than just flicker dimly and never be happy because your life is a miserable string of mishaps.

My 54 year old dad drinks these. Is he a chad?