How to lower testosterone levels?

whats up Veeky Forums, so I am going to the doctor to get my levels checked in a week and I want to make my Testosterone levels as low as possible so he will prescribe me some gear

so far my ideas are
> drink a ton of alcohol
> smoke a ton of weed
> take a lot of stimulants like caffeine and adderall
> get less than 6 hours of sleep each night
> dont sleep at all the night before
> stop all exercise
> eat a ton of processed shit like candy and fast food
> go on a low fat and low protein diet
> eat a lot of licorice
any more suggestions?

Go on gear and come of.

100% chance of working.

Eat candy with licorice, that shit is suppose to lower your test significantly.

> in a week

I know that would work lad but don't have the time

also the doctor would know I was using gear because all my other hormone levels would be fucked up too

>weed
>adderall

No, he's going to know you're a junkie and you ain't getting shit

why the fuck would I get drug tested at a testosterone clinic?

Assuming they're doing a full panel of shit, alcohol will show.

I'd say:
>fuck ton of soda
>energy drinks
>jerk off as much as possible until you're cumming flaccid
>no sleep
>no exercise
>fast food
>extra fries

Then nothing you can do.

What you should have done is do a cycle then go to him about 5 weeks after your last injection.

drink period blood. women secrete estrogen into the discharge of their vaginal wall. it's like the ghost-chili-extract of hormonal treatment

Remember to have weak, feminine posture in the hours before you are tested.