whats up Veeky Forums, so I am going to the doctor to get my levels checked in a week and I want to make my Testosterone levels as low as possible so he will prescribe me some gear
so far my ideas are > drink a ton of alcohol > smoke a ton of weed > take a lot of stimulants like caffeine and adderall > get less than 6 hours of sleep each night > dont sleep at all the night before > stop all exercise > eat a ton of processed shit like candy and fast food > go on a low fat and low protein diet > eat a lot of licorice any more suggestions?
Joseph Carter
Go on gear and come of.
100% chance of working.
Sebastian Reed
Eat candy with licorice, that shit is suppose to lower your test significantly.
Nathaniel Cooper
> in a week
I know that would work lad but don't have the time
also the doctor would know I was using gear because all my other hormone levels would be fucked up too
Angel Price
>weed >adderall
No, he's going to know you're a junkie and you ain't getting shit
Jacob Diaz
why the fuck would I get drug tested at a testosterone clinic?
Colton Brooks
Assuming they're doing a full panel of shit, alcohol will show.
I'd say: >fuck ton of soda >energy drinks >jerk off as much as possible until you're cumming flaccid >no sleep >no exercise >fast food >extra fries
Joseph Diaz
Then nothing you can do.
What you should have done is do a cycle then go to him about 5 weeks after your last injection.
Carson Reyes
drink period blood. women secrete estrogen into the discharge of their vaginal wall. it's like the ghost-chili-extract of hormonal treatment
Josiah Wilson
Remember to have weak, feminine posture in the hours before you are tested.