whats up Veeky Forums, so I am going to the doctor to get my levels checked in a week and I want to make my Testosterone levels as low as possible so he will prescribe me some gear
so far my ideas are > drink a ton of alcohol > smoke a ton of weed > take a lot of stimulants like caffeine and adderall > get less than 6 hours of sleep each night > dont sleep at all the night before > stop all exercise > eat a ton of processed shit like candy and fast food > go on a low fat and low protein diet > eat a lot of licorice any more suggestions?
Joseph Carter
Go on gear and come of.
100% chance of working.
Sebastian Reed
Eat candy with licorice, that shit is suppose to lower your test significantly.
Nathaniel Cooper
> in a week
I know that would work lad but don't have the time
also the doctor would know I was using gear because all my other hormone levels would be fucked up too
Angel Price
>weed >adderall
No, he's going to know you're a junkie and you ain't getting shit
Jacob Diaz
why the fuck would I get drug tested at a testosterone clinic?
Colton Brooks
Assuming they're doing a full panel of shit, alcohol will show.
I'd say: >fuck ton of soda >energy drinks >jerk off as much as possible until you're cumming flaccid >no sleep >no exercise >fast food >extra fries
Joseph Diaz
Then nothing you can do.
What you should have done is do a cycle then go to him about 5 weeks after your last injection.
Carson Reyes
drink period blood. women secrete estrogen into the discharge of their vaginal wall. it's like the ghost-chili-extract of hormonal treatment
Josiah Wilson
Remember to have weak, feminine posture in the hours before you are tested.
Hunter Lewis
I can't tell if this is genius or trolling.
Noah Myers
>fast foood
He needs to eat food with no fat at all so he can't produce gormonas.
Lucas Carter
> it's like the ghost-chili-extract of hormonal treatment
William Brooks
That's why I said extra fries. A large soda, large fries, and a burger? That's like 200g carbs
Landon Jones
well, how much do you care?
if you really care, don't sleep or eat the night before
your t will be eviscerated
Nolan Price
maybe you can get some dbol in that time though
Benjamin Ramirez
and 50 fat at the very least
Parker Wilson
Only jerk off to extremely skinny women. You wouldn't want anything too high test
Sebastian Edwards
Eat 0 grams of fat.
Oliver Miller
Fap 5 times a day
Julian Hall
Eat some Tofu nigga eating anything with soy is like cutting off your balls look it up.
Nolan Perez
Its fitting that the last topright pic is a black woman and from the thumbnail. It looked like she had her knuckles on the table rather than her hands. Looked like a gorilla.
Kayden Wilson
Suck a dick, I'm serious. Ever since I started sucking dicks and doing gay shit I feel like I'm becoming more and more of a bitch. I actually do have low test btw.
But I'm pretty sure being on the business end of a hard cock really drops down your testosterone levels(the emasculation and the submission).
I'm not even sure I'm gay, but sucking a dick is a humbling experience.