That first Squat of the day (Squat plug thread)

That first Squat of the day (Squat plug thread)

Pls just do this on b

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fuck off? why do janitors allow this shit. pisses me the fuck off. Time to cool down and get in the zone with the refreshing new Monster Zero Ultra™ i guess

>day 14 of no-fap

>2016
>Not wanting to bump your squat numbers up.

Why not take it as a pre-workout before putting your squat plug in and going heavy?

why not insert Monster Zero Ultra™ instead of a buttplug?

Is anyone at that level yet??

Fuark. Do you open the tab first, for that rectal pre-workout absorption?

edges would be painful

just stick to a dragon squat plug instead

This is fitness related

>Do you open the tab first
Well how else are you supposed to give yourself your pre-workout Monster Energy Zero Enema™?

Never heard of it? Is it good for pre-workout?

you can get them with holes in the tips, so it sends everything like a funnel directly to your stomach in an instant thanks to it's length and girth

literally perfect

fucking casuals

Can you use one on a brosplit?

Okay for real, is this a meme? Someone redpill me on this.

Mfw i was fucking around with a plug and the base wasn't big enough and my ass swallowed it. Had to dig around for 10 minutes to get it out while freaking the fuck out

weird boner right now

getting meta here

JANITORS ARE ASLEEP

What happened to her vulva?

puffy

Sure. Just use them whenever you squat. It gives extra core stability

Thanks OP, my boss saw this and now he's jerking off at my desk

Can it be used for diddlylifts too?

Pretty sure they'll be beneficial for any exercise involving the posterior chain.

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Why don't you contribute to the discussion instead of crying to the mods.

That first sip of the day.