Enter gym

walk into gym
>SIPPIN ON THE DRANK, SIPPIN ON THE DRANK
>SIPPIN ON THE DRANK, SIPPIN ON THE DRANK

>Enter gym
>I'M IN YOUR AREA

>walk into gym
>SALEEL AL SAWARIM
>NASHEED AL UBAH

Lifting at prime time, full with turks and morrocans, as I deadlift my headphone plug comes out. WIR KAMPFEN FUR DEUTSCHLAND WIR KAMPFEN FUR HITLER DER ROTE KOMMT NIE MEHR ZUR RUHEN. After last weeks sieg heiling incident and now this, people have startex to give me strange rooms, lost my female lifitng buddy like this as well.

>Enter Germany
>ALLAH AKBAR

>His phone doesn't automatically pause when headphones are disconnected
But seriously, jus say that German marching songs have the perfect beat for working out

Mein nigger, that song is so nice!

>enter gym
>I AM MY FATHER'S SON
>I CANNOT LOVE
>IT'S IN MY BLOOD

>enter gym
>GIRLS WANNA PLAY WITH BOYS, BOYS WANNA PLAY WITH GIRLS
>AND THE GIRLS WANNA PLAY WITH GIRLS, BOYS WANNA PLAY WITH BOYS (no homo)
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY FUCKING PLAY THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT EVERY DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK

>Allah's face when someone curls in the prayer rack
>Allah has no face because idolatry is forbidden

>Enter gym
>Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
>Lay on the bed and give me head

After I made my lifting buddy raise her right hand "to check whether her arms are of equal length because during deadlifting left goes up quicker" while shouting SIEG HEIL in that same gym, I don't think I can get away with it.
And my phone does that, but it's old and slow and first plays for 5 seconds or so.

>Enter gym
>IM A MOTHERFUCKING BEAST
>YOU DONT WANT PROBLEMS
>IM A MOTHERFUCKING BEAST
>YOU DONT WANT PROBLEMS WITH ME
>HDLEIFHS EMAIEGEGDVDU [unintelligable rapping noises intensify]

walk into gym
>I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU'LL EVER NEED
>AND I'LL FIND A WAY TO TURN YOU INTO A MONSTER

>walk into gym
>Monster by Kanye West is playing

you are a fucking autist if you think that is even mildly funny holy shit

You're type of guy who starts talking about world of warcraft and how my little pony is a great show in public

Fuck off bro

>enter gym

>MMMMbop
>adoobydopdopMMMMdop
>AYEAHhhhhaaaYEAHHHhhhaa

>enter gym
>I'M SORRY BABY. YOU WERE THE SUN AND MOON TO ME.

>walk into gym
>WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE
>DON'T LET ME DOWN
>BABY THIS IS WHAT YOU CAME FOR

How do normalfags listen to that uninspired garbage?

>Enter Veeky Forums
>SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP
Nice no mod board you have here you queerfags

>walk into gym
>TRIPLE SIX FIVE FOUR
Never have i lifted so hard before

DG always makes for a based workout

>walk into gym
>say hi to the people I know
>get changed
>take 4 scoops of prework
>walk up to benchpress woth lats spread
>tell the guy benching his form is shit
>4x20 Barbellcurls
>leave

> enter gym
> MY FATHER RAN THE PRISON
> MY FATHER RAN THE PRISON

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ZYZZ

>enter gym
>Oh I swear to ya
>I'll be there for ya
>This is not a drive by-y-y-y

Enter gym

>is this love is this love is this love that I'm feelin

Was pretty cool

>enter gym
>nothing but the same 10 songs looped all day

>tfw no qt3.14 erika waiting for you to return from the Eastern Front

They're probably think you're weird for being able to lift to a slow tempo marching song. Try this next time: youtube.com/watch?v=07SdrIBMbcM

Seriously though, did you expect to out yourself as a Nazi (or an autist who lacks social skills so much that he thinks he can get away with it) in Germany and have people be fine with it?

>enter gym
>GOAT OF DEPARTURE ON HIS BACK RIDES THEIR SHAME

>enter gym
>IM JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF ESTEEM

>enter gym
>WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK
>SIME AMA WORK WORK-
>leave gym

walk into gym
>WE'LL SIP UNTIL WE'RE WASTED
>WE ARE THE TROUBLEMAKERS

>enter gym
>RED SUN
>RED SUN OVER PARADISE

>enter gym
>RULES OF NATURE

[spoiler]Whole OST is bridi gud lifting music[/spoiler]

>Walk into gym
>THE WIND IS PUSHING ME

brofist.jpg

Heavy fucking metal is the only way to go while working out.

>enter the gym
>I'll be the roundabout

>enter gym
>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>enter gym
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HETHENS TAKE IT SLOW
WAIT FOR THEM TO ASK YOU WHO YOU KNOW

>enter the gym
>DAMN THAT'S A COLD ASS HONKY

>enter gym
>SO I PUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY

it's
>"GIRLS CHASE BOYS, CHASE GIRLS"
dumas

>walk into gym
>GOOOOD FUCKING MORNING
youtube.com/shared?ci=jqZCCM5x62A

>enter gym
>HAI YAI FOOOOOORCES

>walk into gym
>JOCK STRAP COWBOYS GONNA FEED YA CUM

That's me yesterday leaving the gym

>enter gym
>A TIME OF RELIGION AND WAR LEGENDS TELL THE TALE OF A LION

...

Kill Me, Pete

>walk into gym
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>enter gym
>AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

Kek

They only moderate when you ask for sauces on roids, or post your dingley dong. The mods are massive faggots, after all.

>enter the gym
>we cool for the summer

Yes Zyzz, we're absolutely cool for the summer

>enter gym
>LIVE AND LEARN! HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW

under8

Are you a german? Haha

Grüße aus Deutschland, Kamerad. Bleib uns treu.

>youtube.com/watch?v=07SdrIBMbcM
God, this is made with so much love. Look at that little Siegrune where the kbitϟ are

>tfw i worked at a home for demented people last summer
>i had the nightshift one day and one of the patients was really ill
>sit with her just to keep her company
>asks me to sing her a song
>didnt think too much of it they say weird things all the time
>asks me again so i decide what the heck she will just forget it anyway and were alone
>only song i can think of is pump it up
>get really embarrased for no reason
>stutter in her ear
>d-dont you k-know p-pump it up
>spaghetti and just walk out
>she dies like 20 minutes later
>tfw that was the last thing she heard

the back of her legs

>enter the gym

>REPS REPS REPS REPS, OH YEAH I BE HITTIN' HELLA REPS.
>REPS REPS REPS REPS, 15 OR BETTA NIGGA!

the actual fuck is wrong with you

mah muggas

> FLASH
> no
> AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAH
> NOOOOOOOOOO

>enter the gym
>I LOVE YOU JEEESUUS CHRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSST

forced meme

Who in the fuck is this high test goddess?

>>tfw no qt3.14 erika waiting for you to return from the Eastern Front

>implying any Gercucks returned from the Eastern Front
>implying your Erika didn't get down and dirty with Ivan and Johnny when they marched into Berlin :^)

Time to accept that Nazi Germany lost and got cucked good by the Allies, breh.

youtube.com/watch?v=SU88c0f5-h0

Is this the official Veeky Forums gym song?

Not bad. Similarly:
>walk into gym
>I WONT PAY, I WONT PAY YA, NO WAY-AY-AY-AY! NOW, NOW WHY DONT YOU GET A JOB?

the more you suffer, the more it shows you really care

r-right?

>enter gym
>Leck mich im Arsch

I became very excited and very sad the other day.

>Walk into gym
>GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
followed by
>don't wake me up up up up up up, don't wake me uuuuuuppppppp

Feelsstrange.exe

>enter gym
>REE*krk*REE*krk*REE*krk*REE*krk*RE*cle-clang*E*krk*REE

>enter lifting establishment
>ROSSIYA SVYASHCHENNAYA NASHA DERZHAVA

>Enter gym

>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>YAH

>mfw

Fucking love the offspring.

I start my heavier deadlift sets always when the the wobs go into full drive, such an amazing lifting song too.

Had first seen it here btw: youtube.com/watch?v=LamgAfVj980

>walk into gym
>POKEMON! GETTO DA ZE!

>Walk into the gym
>HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERES MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE

>go to gym
>LOOK IN MY EYEEEEEEES WHAT DO YOU SEEEE
>tfw you are the cult of personality

>walk into the gym
>put in headphones

Kill me,

pete

>enter gym
>ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>enter gym
>Honto oishii soshite kimochi!

>WALK INTO THE GYM
>GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT

LIVE AND LEARN
IF YOU BEG OR IF YOU FOLLOW!

>this was 11 years ago
I have to sit down

>beginning winter bulk
>walk into gym
>SOME
>BODY
>ONCE TOLD ME