>dump last bit of oatmeal into bowl before gym this morning >my eyes detect movement >see a little black bug crawling up the bowl >start seeing more movement >5...9...15...22 little fucking black bugs crawling around my oatmeal >let out an audible "what the fuck?" >sister looks over into bowl >oh, those are just weevils >you've probably eaten hundreds of thousands of them in the past two decades
Why was I just now notified of this, Veeky Forums? Why didn't you let me know from the beginning?
Jaxon Cooper
Where do you think the 15g protein per 100g come from?
Jack Cox
From the oatmeal itself. How many of the eggs are inside me?
Kayden Gutierrez
>being mad at free protein
Cooper Bennett
You can just digest the eggs and chitin with your system of mighty organs.
Levi Jenkins
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Jackson Moore
>all these faggots being okay with bugs in oatmeal >forgetting they pee and poo
Kayden Powell
not voluntarily eating afterbirth and miscarriages and puke and windex cus u poop xD weirrrrd, guys maymays
Noah Allen
When I was 8 years old I opened a box of Rice Krispies and found 15-20 mealworms crawling around in my bowl.
I've never had Rice Krispies since. Just the occasional Rice Krispies treat.
Daniel Brooks
I'm sorry guy, I used to get roaches in my protein powder but ever since the temperature started to drop they fucked off somewhere else
Thomas Garcia
>having extra protein oatmeal for the price of regular oatmeal >complaining >thinking you're gonna make it Never gonna make it lad
Jaxson Baker
It's just extra protons user. If you use your squat plug everything will be fine
Nathan Long
Hopefully they stay away for good, bro. I used to get ants in mine until I stopped using whey and switched to a plant based powder.
Lucas Butler
And? If you've been eating their pee and poo for years and it never bothered you in all that time why should it now? Does cheese or alcohol disgust you aswell?
Andrew Powell
Once opened, store them in the fridge.
Leo Jackson
fucking gross
op just store them in your bedroom. i know that's where you eat your oats anyway.
Liam Rodriguez
>Not eating weaker beings you findd in your oatmeal
>Making it
Pick one
Jace Myers
Supposedly putting a bay leaf in the container will keep the weevils away.
Aaron Turner
ikr senpai I'm always getting ants in my bran flakes, that explains why the raisins are black then
Isaiah Wright
Free protein bro. They know what they're doing in your oats
Sacrificing themselves for your gains
Julian Jackson
>tfw used to store oats in my bedroom and ate them from an empty ice cream container >tfw still store whey in my bedroom