Help a bro out Veeky Forums

Help a bro out Veeky Forums.

>ex gf messaged me out of blue today
>I'm 34, she's 33
>we dated when we were 16
>lost virginity to her
>she lost hers to me
>she's been married
>divorced 3.5 years now
>get talking about old times
>eventually gets to how awkward our first sexual exploits were
>I've definitely got better since then user, I've perfected my techniques
>heh heh, yeah, so have I
>I've no idea if I have or not
>we should meet up and do each other justice
>umm... Yeah OK sounds good

So suddenly I've got a date with a girl I've not really known since like 18 years ago. I've always wanted to give her the D again and do it right this time, or at least better than I did when I was a fumbling inexperienced 16 year old. And she basically spelled it out that she wants the same thing, it was all pretty upfront once the pleasantries were out the way, which was kind of refreshing actually.

There's only one catch. She has four, yes four, kids.

Miraculously she is actually in shape and looks pretty good still from what I can tell. She's aged really well and her body is, believe it or not as good as it was when we first started fucking.

Tl;dr: ex gf suddenly wants to bone, and I really kinda wanna bone her, but don't want to get dragged into a situation with her four fucking kids.

Wat do.

To keep it Veeky Forums related, I only hit 1 rep on my squat at the end of this cycle of C6W, any idea if should deload any next cycle or just input that squat as my 1RM? It's lower the projected 1RM this cycle for some reason.

Senpai, unless you got a vasectomy, I would be extremely wary. She may be trying to chain you up.

If you want to raise four caramel coloured children by my guest

I'll double wrap m8, don't worry.

Nah bro, we're in Scotland, everyone's white here.

Why would someone randomly do this? Seems like she is desperate (since she is 30+) for a settlement and guess who they always first contact at that point....

Dude she's 33 with FOUR kids, divorced, can't find a man and now she's looking for a doofus to provide for her and her spawn.
IT'S A TRAP

Wants to relive old times
Hopes to get her "first love" fantasy back after a rocky break of her marriage
Going to say THAT ONE IS YOURS out of nowhere
Wants to get you on lockdown.

Take her out somewhere away from her kids, go out to eat.
BEAT THE DUST OFF OF HER PUSSY in a nice hotel somewhere but make sure she knows it's just a sex/hookup thing before and after.
Drop her off the next day and watch her do the walk of shame/skip of happiness into her home.
Randomly ignore her texts and messages so she doesn't rely on you or think it will be a regular thing.
Do not be reliable unless it comes to sex or a simple date/get out of the house thing on her part. I can not stress that enough.

It was kind of weird, it was just a kind of catch up conversation at first, we messaged all day and had a good laugh actually, then we got talking about old friends and shit we got up to, then it just gradually got onto the first time we banged and from there we ended up agreeing to meet up and do it right. Didn't seem forced or planned desu, just kind of happened.

Hmm... Yeah, maybe. I was kind of thinking maybe just make it clear I'm not looking for a relationship but I'd be dtf. I dunno man. I'm tempted but there's a nagging warning light at the back of my mind. I dunno fuck. Maybe I should just go jerk it and rethink.

If it helps she's an international artist, has her own house, the ex husband looks after the kids half the week. I don't think she's after someone to look after her exactly, just wanting to fuck someone.

Yeah, I'm kind of leaning towards that kind of plan.

Theres no way she can claim the one of the kids is mine, there was like a 6 year gap between our last fuck and her first kid. As long as I don't knock her up and make it clear I'm not taking on four fucking kids an occasional friends with benefits couldn't hurt r-right?

>I don't think she's after someone to look after her exactly, just wanting to fuck someone

Lol keep telling yourself that, I'm not saying don't do it, but yea, you probably shouldn't do it.