Deadlift

>Deadlift
>The bar never was alive to begin with

>deadlift
>dead inside

oh nvm it's actually perfect

>Clean and jerk
>Who cleans before he jerks off?

>chin up
>my chin is at a 90 degree angle when I perform the exercise

>Dragon flag
>didn't transform into a dragon
>or a flag

>plank
>actually a person

>High bar squat
>Completely sober

>flies
>actually standing on ground

>sit-ups
>lie down then sit up

>squat
>security guard kicked me out at closing time