Enter gym

w-what gym is this

>enter gym
>exclusively elderly people
a strange feel

>enter gym
>woman doing a million reps of light weight lunges

>enter gym
>everyone is speaking spanish

>today at gym
>Father training son, both deadlifting in squat rack
>For half an hour all they do is take turns slamming the deadlift to the floor
>They must have both done like 8 sets of five at 100-200 lbs
>Most of the gym membership actually leave the room for the duration it's so loud

Real talk, what is it about about the father son combo that leads to the most stupid shit. Like 9/10 it's either some boomer on TRT or a fatty and his little shit being as obnoxious as possible.

>enter gym at 8 pm
>No one else inside
>thank you mid west

>enter gym
>some guy throwing medicine ball at the wall as hard as he can over and over again

>Enter gym
>"Hey everybody! Jason Blaha here, and..."

It's almost always like the poor kid has to do exactly what the dad says, even though most of its fucked up. Like the dad was saying, 'and you throw it at the floor when you come down'.

damn my gym doesn't empty out till 10:30pm

>enter gym
>everybody turns around to eye contact you

>enter gym
>number of mudslimes matches number of natives

>enter gym
lol j/k I never go to the gym

It's a comfy feel
I like old people

>post a picture on fb about me and a (girl)friend on a club
>enter gym
>everybody turns around and ask me "ARE YOU FUCKING NACHY"

it follows that there is a video of her on whatsapp where two dudes are pumping her bareback on a yakuzi and I didn't know it

and no, I'm not fucking her

>enter gym
>a fat girl drinking her starbucks while watching the muted TV on the eliptical

you dodged a bullet there. Be glad.

Does anyone know my feel?

>enter gym
>no one says hello

Did you remember to tip 10% of your 1RM bench?

I don't know this feel, I enter and always there is a dude smacking my ass

no homo though

how I know you are Latinamerican?

...

I started wearing tanks to the gym now, and breh, I fucking WISH I could wear as little as they do. It feels so much better to lift with no sleeves, couldn't imagine wearing just a fuckin' bra, brah.

Once I become Zyzz I'm probably gonna start wearing stringers honestly.

Yeah, I watched a fat old man and his son one day. Had the kid apparently doing Starting Wheelchair, because he was gonna end up in one the way his dad had him dead lifting and squatting.

>anyone thinking they're doing hard work while they're on a machine doing millions of half reps while on their phone
>insecure whores sitting on exercise balls doing nothing but pretending to stretch/sit ups while taking selfies in the mirror

>See old man literally laying down on back and dropping lightweight medicine ball on abs repeatedly from a few inches up, doing this for almost a minute straight

true story, it was so ridiculous looking I didn't have much of a reaction

>be known GNC brah at gym
>sell countless supps to people
>see people that I sold pwo's to
>they're sweatimg their fucking balls off
>staring off into the distance
>vietnam.avi
>h-how many scoops
>"I KNOW IT SAYS ONE BUT TWO FOR THE FULL EFFECT"
>get rick pianos 5150 in
>shit has literally 510mg of caff
>two scoops of this shit could put someone in the hospital
>every time I sell this I have to have a heart to heart saying "look old nigga this will kill you"
>BAHAHA MILLENIALS R WEAK
>go back to gym
>see guy that bought piano pre on cardio
>"I CAN'T STOP!"

I'mma be real it's cool cus people know me now, they'll stop by to chit chat, but fuck man I just hope the shit they buy they know how to use.

probably his home gym

>enter gym
>everyone is respectful and uses good form

>Enter Gym
>Some guy is hanging from the pullup bar while his friend punches him in the stomach as fast as he can
>They switch turns a few times

Does this harden your stomach or something or did they fall for a meme?

Show vid

Probally some mma/boxing shit. Otherwise, yeah they did.

damn beat me to it

>enter uni gym
>wait for 15 minutes to squat in one of the two power racks.
>go do OHP
>comeback and wait for another 10-15 to deadlift in power rack
> go take bar from empty bench to pendlay row
>get told by staff can do row unless over bench
Had to do Yate rows. Arkansas needs to get their shit together and build a better weight room. Only reasons why I stay there is it's free and all the sorority ass.

>enter gym
>Indian fucker is sleeping in the squat rack

Yes, he was straight up napping and no he hadn't just passed out or anything (he made himself comfy)

Thered a no underage policy in my gym but apparently that doesn't stop retarded parents allowing her kids to run around the place. And I really dislike it that when i go full gym nazi people think im some kind of a douche.

>enter gym at 7 am, looks like everyone took a shower before coming

My hair is sticking up, dandruff-filled, and greasy.

>go to gym
>weights strewn across the floor, getting to the squat rack is like traversing a mine field

> not getting ab gains

>iktf bro

>Wake up
>Eat oats
>Go to gym
>Fuck shower because showering afterwards

Walk in looking rugged and like a scrub while everyone else is on point.

me in the middle

webmshare.com/8x19V

>leather jacket
>not showing your gains in the club

not gonna make it

sorry man, dispose of that shirt

>dreamcatcher tattoo
Who would have known she was a whore?

nice booty but butter face

>enter gym
>man using lipstick

U of A or ATU?

...

Fuck I hate this shit.

>enter gym
>no qt girls
>only used vaginas and Bros

>that first sip of the day

>enter gym
>everybody turns around to booty contact you

how much mg of caffeine do this?

there is no reason to not pump and dump her, use two condoms though

> Enter gym
> black girl working the counter says hello

Does she want my dicho or something?

please tell me he was wearing baseball cap and fucking tights... this guy is annoying as fuck

>not showering before
you two are gross

>enter gym
>see this

wat do?

LMFAOOOOO

Suck that hot dick
N no homo

>get mine out
>start swording

I'm not gay but I'd suck on his undoubtedly big nuts while his beautiful dick leaks precum on my face.

I have come to the point where simple slim chicks turn basic bitches in my head because they probably feel like they are fitchicks

>walk into gym
>guy taking photos of a can of monster

Cringe

Gives me an idea

maybe when I finish getting buff and whatnot and there's women that dress like that, on Halloween I'll dress up as a gym skank and workout with the costume on.

So yoga pants, sportsbrah, tons of makeup

sf, not even kidding

>fucking to the beegees

she got class at least.

you're fucing gay

>He's never seen Kickboxer

>Once I become Zyzz

>begin skwat
>deep breath
>guy using aftershave

angrywojak.bat

Must be rural as fuck midwest. I live in the suburbs of chicago and my gym is packed until about 10

I feel like this is PTs favorite exercise to give to shitty clients

> be kissless virgin
>4/10 grills are being fucked on camera by Chads
How can I get a decent gf?

At my old gym some dad who could do 5x175 bench if he barely used half ROM forces his 9 year old son to add 5 lbs per session

he went from passable form to quarter reps

>enter gym
>"often often, girl I do this often, make dat pussy poppin" starts playing

>enter gym
>no one there

>be brown
>enter gym
>everyone is speaking Spanish
>greaser boys assume I'm Mexican and start trying to talk with me about my routine since they're all skelly mode
>mess with the music on my phone while secretly Google translating something real quick
>say something along the lines of "I lift up and lift down"
>they just start laughing and repeating it
>now every time I come into the gym all I hear is "Ayy user! Yo elevar y bajar!"
>tfw Japanese

>enter gym
>immediately have anxiety attack

my OC pepe. do not steal its very rar and my property thanks.

Dude, watermark that shit.

my nigga, buzzed for november

i prefer to use the trust system ;^)

I went to the gym at 5 AM once and I experienced this. Felt weird man, everyone knew each other and greeted each other by name. It was like I was in a totally different gym

But he literally just said hes not gay. Are you retarded?

go in at 6am every morning and the only people there are old guys just wanting to hold onto their gains.

>community gym feels man