BITCOIN IS CRASHING

BITCOIN IS CRASHING
IT'S 1929 ALL OVER AGAIN

SATOSHI IS DUMPING sell ALL YOUR FUCKING BIT CORNS!

Quick put it all in ETH where I have all my money.

>mfw that candle isn't shopped

does this mean my shitcoins will get some more attention?

satoshi is just shaking out the newfags r-right?

Holy shit. I go for a walk around the block and this happens. I was thinking on my walk of shapeshifting to ETH.
I thought you were just trolling us.

Jesus Christ calm your tits, noobs.

LOOK AT THIS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREREREREREREEEEEEEEEEEE

>Hurr 90% bitcoin portfolio masterrace

>Not buying altcoins when bitcoin is overvalued
>Not trading back to bitcoin out as soon as bitcoin drops and making huge % bitcoin gains.

fuck you btc hodl Faggots

b-buy the dip, some one buy it right now reeeeeeeee

It's recovering. Too late to sell?

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Next stop 5300.

now that's a big wall

OH BABY THATS A NICE DIP

This is starting to feel like a pattern.....

...

Where the fuck do you see it recovering. It’s nosediving

GOOD

ETH ALSO TANKED!!!! WTF IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

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>mfw cashed out to tether at 5800

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There was movement from a wallet earlier that had like 300 millionare USD worth of BTC. he is dumping

drop you fuck. I need to offload these shitcoin bags.

Eth is tanking because smart money is pulling out of their Eth gains and buying this cheap bitcoin.

Satoshi is buying BCH

saved

holy digits, praise my iron, ideological hands

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN LATE AT NIGHT US TIME?

IS IT JAPAN?

SELL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

i wasn't holding any btc during the fork, should I kms?

To make burgers panic sell when they wake up

>eth is tanking
>smart money is doing x

Ver is dumping.

Seriously though I lose sleep watching these shitshows late at night.

Honestly it's becoming so routine I should start betting my money on them.

they're literally organised dumps from nations

ffs I was sleeping and blockfolio just woke me up with an alert.

what the fuck happened this time ?

the price went down because people realized bitcoin is just another scamcoin

Satoshis coins are moving

Smart money is all pulling out of BTC to go all in on LINK before SIBOS

Sell panic sell PANIC sell

Fuck off.

just got into ustd

see you fuckers at 3000

BOARD THE ARK YOU SINNERS

BITCOIN MARINE SPOTTED! SATOSHI'S VISION ISN'T 20/20 CONFIRMED
PROOF OF WORK IS A FLAWED SCHEME CONFIRMED

I own no bitcoin. I expected this.

THE BUBBLE HAS POPPED,EVERYBODY OUT!!! CRYPTO IS FUCKING OVER

why did you tell my innocent friend user to Fuck off? it's just a lark my friend. it makes you sound like pic related
nobody bullies my friend anonamus

BTC crash.
Smart money is going into LTC (+12.32%)

Because I could care less about bitcoin.
I said fuck off cause im convinced he lost it.

smart money is on their knees sucking my dick right now because i bought bitbean at 1 sat

sell high buy low, bought when they were 2.800, profit

smart money is pulling out of bitcoin and investing in the marrentil rectum longsword (MRL +23048.99%)

just invest in it

you can trust me I am trustworthy

>Smart money
is now a meme

Seriously though, smart money is just fucking holding their BTC because it has stopped crashing and stable around $5600

I am rock hard right now.

BITCOIN AS A THING IS OVER!
If you havent sold yet you will be poor by 12pm tomorrow

Really good timing on this post.

smart money sold at 5920 big boi, the top was the most obvious thing I have seen in crypto. 5300 soon.

>5600
nah dude check graphs it still heading down. 5500 INCOMING

>5,476
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

who gives a fuck ? i only hold altcoins MUAHAHA

5460
IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

STEP RIGHT UP

MAKE YOUR ALTCOIN BUYS

THE ROCKET IS FUELING NOW!!!

By the way, smart money doesn't gamble on BTC.
The BTC market is just a game of who's the greater fool. It has no fundamentals.
Smart money invests early in promising tech, i.e. ChainLink.

smart money is going all in on $espers on yobit, because no matter what BTC is worth, $espers on yobit is always worth the same thing.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

top ten dumbest things i've ever read if not ironic

>$5500

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Smart money moving into tesla stocks right now, guaranteed electric lambos

Not ironic at all.
BTC is a joke, a shitty dinosaur coin that has outlived its usefulness.

AHAHAH I JUST FUCKING PUT 500 of my last savings leaving me with 300 in bitcoin at 7.3k aud today, ahahahahahah fuck me. I'm just gonna hold see what happens.

>tesla

Sorry I don't listen to unprofitable charlatans

Buy Ark now. Btc crash = ark ath

>he bought the top
how new r u

If you sell now, youre clearly not very smart. Classic weak hand shake off before the next moon mission. BTC just getting massive normie attention and institutional money wants to flow in at a good entry point. This is a good point to buy in anyway.

oh im new alright, then again people thought the top was 3k? so who knows. seriously who the fuck ever honestly knows and isn't just posturing.

Ok that's enough bitcoin. You can go back to normal now.

They crash first

If you sell now, youre clearly very smart. Classic weak dump after the kansas city shuffle to all the normies of the shitty old dinosaur coin they call "digital gold". BTC just getting massive normie attention and institutional money wants to flow into ETH at a good entry point. 0.06 is a good point to buy in anyway.

Who leverage shorting this shit
COME ON BABY DROP FOR DADDY

>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
I see that Veeky Forums has taught you well.

this post makes me think that coming on Veeky Forums was a mistake, how much irony can exist before people see it as realistic advice.

Oh no. Rapid growth followed by a correction... How surprising and completely unprecedented. Who could have possibly seen this coming?

you're absolutely correct my sensitive little baby bird.

this is a horrible, horrible place. Not a good place to be for momma's little baby bird who hasn't learn to fly yet.

shoo now shooooo go back to reddtt
:')

who do i believe?

have you ever considered watching daily charts for a few weeks before getting on board, or do you normies just hear "bitcoin is moon!!! buy buy!!" in the media and hit up coinbase

The pullback should be greater desu.

>implying I wasn't here before you and my post's haven't been subversive satire, die. People like you make the world turn a little slower.

I don't think those people even look at the price after they buy.

guys do you remember the thread of some supposed big exchange insider saying to not buy anything yesterday because today everything will be 50% discount? maybe he wasn't bullshiting

too busy for that.

Is this post satire too? You're greentexting wrong.

daily charts. you don't even have to check them every day. it takes 10 seconds.

"subversive satire"
and next you'll be talking about "fallacies" oh you really got me you master troll

>:')

One Upboat!

Am I? wow. cool.