NEVER GET MARRIED

She's not wrong, we are just addicted to gambling.

>tfw finally stopped blowing 1k a month on craps and baccarat at the casino and just put all the money in crypto instead for a 24/7 gambling high

is there a way to deposit little chinks of money into coinbase without my wife knowing?

you have a fucking problem and your wife is right to be worried about your financial health

Jesus fucking Christ, take some of the money you make and do whatever the fuck you want with it. Are you both starving? If not you shouldn't be bothered about losing 50 bucks. Or do you need the parental control password and she never told you?

I can solve your problem for 2 btc.

Meanwhile my gf is fully informed and supportive of my crypto investments. She's even moderately impressed by my modest gains.

This is now a good gf appreciation thread

think about it, if you're smart you've got a life insurance policy already. 2 bitcoin is nothing comparative to your payout if something happens while you're somewhere in public with a lot of witnesses and your wife might have an accident alone.

I made 20k last week stay poor you retarded faggot

The lesson here is don't marry a cunt.

>be beta
>wife dictates your financial decisions

does she also pick out what clothes to wear for you OP?

I'm married and I want to shoot myself

Hey don't reason with him just tell him to end it and move along

why do you need her permission? are you retarded?

lmao. my entire harem is invested in crypto. they trade, suck my dick and eat my ass.

level up bro

Thanks for reminding me.

I really dont get it why people fall for the marriage meme

She's probably fucking black guys KEK

Checked kek wants you to fucking kill yourself

thing is, we live with her parents. her parents have always had money in their savings since she was born so she's never really had to worried about not getting what she wants. i grew up poor as fuvk tho and i don't want to stay in this house forever so we aren't starving at fucking all, hell 100$ a week into investments wouldn't break us at all but she's convinced it will.

i fucking swear it's killing me inside knowing i'm missing out on all of this due to my wife. she doesn't understand that cryptocurrency is the way of the future and like the regular market "it's gonna crash and your gonna lose it all blah blah blah"

You're so poor you're living with your step parents but you're willing to gamble what little money you have on imaginary internet beans. But no her being skeptical is her being a bitch to you

no but enough is enough

Reminder to only ever marry if she lost her virginity to you or will after marriage

jesus you are the epitome of the word "cuck"
grow a fucking set, limp dick

were not poor we both have jobs, we just have bad spending habits. but i don't think investing your money is anywhere near as bad as just eating out at ducking red robin's every week

Yeah dude you are a fucking loser, sorry. Most people here are, it's ok. Getting married and having to live off your wifes parents? This is some next level cucking right here, do you even work?

Crypto is a good investment but it is possible to lose a lot of money in it and you have bigger problems at the moment. I don't get how people like you are always the ones that end up with rich probably good looking wife and I can't even get a fucking girlfriend fuck this world.

Weak FUD. She's just a smart qt with anger management issues and a good heart. She wouldn't do that.

me too, I respectfully declined
nice digits

A B C. A Always. B Be. C Closing. Always Be Closing.

>She wouldn't do that.

Oh boy

>not smacking your bitch when she steps out of line

>can't even get a girlfriend

please believe me when they're a lot more trouble than you think . just get your money saved up and fuck dispensable chicks. marriage is like a dog leash, you can only do what your owner permits you to do and most guys give in to thier wives than vice versa

its just gets worse and worse if you can't set boundaries.

OP is a pussy!

I really want one though it hurts being alone, but here is what you do.

Get a second job in your spare time. Take up something you can profit off of, delivering pizzas is an easy way to make decent money. Maybe do lawnscaping or something. Anything. Then put that new income in crypto.

Your wife seems like a good one so this will show her how much you believe in crypto, and she won't have to feel like she is sacrificing her lifestyle to feed your gambling addiction. Even if she won't say it she probably resents you for having to still live with her parents and that is why she is being so controlling over the money. If she still has a problem with this she is really fucked up and consider divorce.

>tell wife we should buy bitcoins
>she cool
But then, she deeply believes I am much smarter than she is, and therefore knows my shit.

Letting your wife treat you like shit. Top lel you beta faggot. Why aren't you dominating her? My wife would never dream of telling what i can or cannot do. I treat her like a princess byt if she's outta line i come down on her like a ton of bricks.

cuck desu senpai take that $50 and get some life insurance then off that ho

How are people so pathetic that they believe marriage to be like this?

Did you all have terrible mothers?
Are gen X onwards mostly beta males?
Are you all the victims of divorce courts or broken families?
Is the Soyboy meme real?

So fucking glad i grew up around normal adult role models.

You never invest money you need. If she's this worried then you obviously need the car.

You do have a gambling problem.

So you're going to let her control you.

IS SHE YOUR BITCH OR YOUR MOM?

He's considering buying at ATH and only has 2k saved and he's MARRIED. when we got married we had over 30k in savings account and more in brokerage. and we STILL have SEPERATE BANK ACCOUNTS. cuck confirmed.

this actually isn't a bad idea but i feel like the crypto market is fluctuating so much that by the time i get a second job, the price of everything is going to be through the roof or is it moving at a snails pace ?

lmao he doesn't have over 60k in savings

i don't understand how people even accumulate so much money nowadays. i live in oregon and every ducking thing is expensive

dual income... don't spend a ton of money... rich parents as well help.

>letting women make financial decisions

First let me say I have no patience for women doing that sort of shit. But in this particular instance, it feels like you have too little money to be investing in crypto safely. If you have $2000 that was specifically earmarked for a car, it's irresponsible to invest it in crypto unless you really can get by without that car for the near future.

Hence "don't invest what you can't afford to lose"

You will miss out on certain things but you already missed out on many things. New coins are coming out every week with huge potential so as long as the government doesn't start cracking down there should still be lots of oppourtunities in a couple years.

Me too.

We have separate bank accounts and my woman listens to what I say.

Marriage is fine as long as she is submissive.

No shit
Marriage is expensive even if it goes well
Kids too

user your wife is right you stupid fucking moron
2k in savings and you're fucking MARRIED? holy SHIT

It's going to be going up for a long time. As someone who's been investing steadily since Feb 2017, I can tell you that every single week I would rush to buy with my paycheck through Coinbase debit because I felt that the market would explode tomorrow and I didn't mind paying the enormous fees. But the reality is that the best way to get rich off of crypto really is passive investing. You can't go wrong. The sector is going to explode. Just take money and buy Ethereum with it, maybe portion out some of that ethereum into top alts, and just hold. There's no day to day rush when you adopt a strategy like this. In 2018, Ethereum will be over $1,000, so any price you're getting in now is good

Get a real job, your own bank account, and out of her parents house. Then you can do whatever you want. You know, like an adult that makes money. It'll help if you stop being such a bitch, but you have to stop doing bitch things first.

No mention of kids so if I were you mate I'd GTFO sharpish before she traps you for life.

i see. well by the time my wife and i get our debt and shit situated , i won't be able to jump into the crypto game until 2018...well you folks enjoy all of those dank lambos. ill just rot with wife in our small bedroom

>his wife makes money and no children

Kek are you even a man. Why is she even looking at the funds?

Why not divorce OP?
What have you got to lose? 2k?

What % did each of you contribute?

Also, she is sensible and you would basically be gambling

>2017
>married

lol thank you for your service. We need bitchmade faggots like you to point to when people ask why we're not married. One more body for the pile.

easiest mistake to avoid, and you still fucked up. Holy fuck.

You deserve to be poor. I sit here and laugh at millenial faggots who can't manage their money. "bad spending habits" lol. You live with her parents and can't save anything, pathetic. All my old "friends" used to be like this too. No money in their accounts ever, living paycheck to paycheck because they're fucking retards who can't save. Meanwhile I spend maybe 10% of what I earn.

People like you don't deserve success. You deserve cuckoldry.

Yeah don't tell your bitch shit about your crypto either , they'll fucking want you to cash that shit as soon as you turn a profit. Better off holding til it goes to 0

>I treat her like a princess byt if she's outta line i come down on her like a ton of bricks.

Sounds like both you and your gf think you are special snowflakes.

No girl deserves to be treated like a princess.
No guy deserves to be treated like a king.

If you just treat each other normally, then it's uncommon for either person to reach emotional extremes.

>LTC
She's is better at this than you and she doesn't even care about crypto, kys

LTC is pump and dump, I highly doubt you can time it correctly since you're clearly new to this, listen to me kid LTC fires up a few hours after BTC climbs and dump hard whenever there is uncertainty, before BTC, how could u know when to dump?
That's right, you don't, u get cucked.
Invest in something else, wait for the next BTC dip and buy some BTC with ur lunch money.

>poor spending habits
>live for the now mentality
>female dominated household

You wouldn't happen to be a nigger would you?

OP, just invest money from somewhere else into crypto, and don't tell her about it. You don't have to tell her everything you do.

>"we" have bad spending habits
no, you just don't put her in her place and tell her you can't spend.

>No girl deserves to be treated like a princess.
>No guy deserves to be treated like a king.

The United Kingdom would like a word

No guy deserves to be treated like a king.
yah they do. but only if they are a badass.
a woman is only a princess if a prince chooses her.

I don't know a single woman who's intop crypto.

In a couple of years they'll be all over it whining about sexism in the cryptocommunity causing a wealth gap between men and women.

slap your bitch like the man your father was hoping you'll one day be

>In a couple of years they'll be all over it whining about sexism in the cryptocommunity causing a wealth gap between men and women.
kek, true

Lol when people start giving "advice" about anything that's not crypto related I start realizing why I don't listen to them about said crypto related "advice".

btw op if its 2k being saved for a vehicle stop being a fucking loser. gamble with money you can afford to lose instead of being a fucking failure lol if you lose that money shes gonna start fucking niggers and youll prob kys.

She doesn't respect you intellectually so you should listen to her.

My gf says I'm going to be rich cause I'm smart so she trusts my decision

start with watching documentaries with her and getting her involve.. just telling her you want to invest money isn't smart.. need to get her on board with the idea first.

>we just have bad spending habits.

You need to counseling and stop being so impulsive, you need to get that fixed even before you even invest.

Sell your wife to me sir.

I need some white pussy sir.

After you double check your wife's son's purse to see that your balls still aren't even in there: pinch the occasional fiver and open a new, secret bank account. You're welcome.

>2k
what is, liquidity preference?

>i fucking swear it's killing me inside knowing i'm missing out on all of this due to my wife
Holy shit, maybe, just maybe you should communicate this with her and not Veeky Forums.

Don’t have white children, goy

>dealing with your relationship issues on Veeky Forums

Same. My gf won't even let me sell off any of my btc stash on this latest bull run

not considering marriage until I have at least 500k in assets. Children are expensive breh

are you not allowed to make your own decisions in your marriage?
sounds like you have some sort of problem you need to solve OP

I agree. I'm in the same boat. I just buy it without her knowing, and I've lost more than I would care to admit.

dubs confirm op a cuck

Your wife should mean more to you than anything else. Communicate with her instead of coming here to whine like a little faggot. Gain some fucking perspective.

bisq. they literally use random numbers for the memo

Lol faggot my wife has absolutely zero control of "our" finances and she happy as fuck. Doesn't have to work, does whatever the fuck she wants all day. Cleans house, does my laundry, always down to fuck. Makes me food, washes the cars, feeds the dog... shit she basically does everything for a fraction of the cost of live in help with the benefit of being able to fuck her whenever I want...

You faggots aren't doing marriage right, at all.

enjoy your bags user

This - don't settle for the first meme that waves a vagina in your face.

Beautiful and logical women do exist - I know because I married one

Tfw engaged
Tfw both .milcucks in tech jobs
Tfw about to start raking in bennies with low/no bills
Tfw both have own GI bills to pay for more college after getting out and she doesn't want to be a NEET
All it really takes is a prenup and seperate finances to not end up like OP.