Are you from Venezuela, Brazil, or other meme-poor countries? Or are you an American NEET whose SSI application was denied?
Introducing... fap for coin.
No, really.
I'll pay guys who I am interested in to fap on cam. No need to show face, throwaway contacts encouraged, and payment in crypto (LTC preferred).
I like the following traits in guys, but note that not all of them are required!
-hairy -tall -pale -uncircumcised -into kink (particularly rough / misogyny porn) -dick size between 3" and 9" (seriously - little preference) -slender or slightly toned - fat or jacked dispreferred
Email me at [email protected] with which traits you meet and a timestamped pic ("fap for LTC oct 15th [your email]") of torso+dick, and I will give you $5 LTC, even if I deny you for full payment for a cam show. I just ask that you post in this thread confirming payment.
Nah. I'm a dude and not into cam to cam. I'm not attractive, not hideous, but honestly I'm not into gay guys (heh).
Lucas Flores
So what, how much you pay for a full show?
Jackson Harris
You're a fag who doesn't like other gays? Huh?
Carson Hernandez
I hadn't decided which is why I avoided putting it in OP. Depends on how much interest I get, how many boxes guys check, etc. For a range, prob $15-30. $20 for a default, if I had to throw a number out. Repeatable if I like the guy.
Adrian Bailey
LTC is being bought because of the split fud. Odd that bch isn't pumping it's almost like the expectation is 1x will fail?
Sebastian Gomez
>Litecoiners
Kevin Torres
Correct.
I'm not a Litecoiner really. I'm diversified AF. But it's quick (which I want so people can confirm I'm not a troll quickly) and low fees. So good for this purpose.
Brody Young
Kekked
Jason Morales
>Split FUD
isn't it Split FOMO? BTC is pumping because people want free money and LTC is pumping because after BCC it exploded.
Easton Jenkins
Send to confirm you aren't a complete fraud
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Xavier Wright
lmao.
Jeremiah Sullivan
Read the post. I will with a timestamped (non-face) pic.
Oliver Watson
delet
Aaron Mitchell
yup send me some 2 for double confirmation! LW1cqidxhTn3q6GKhB7uV3AWexLXVbMBzX
Juan Green
I literally will if you follow OP.
Justin Smith
You're doing this wrong. You need to sell disgustcoin tokens and make people buy them to have a chance of getting paid more if they perform for you. Then pay people in pre-ico tokens to shill everywhere so the ico makes you a millionaire and gives you an army of desperate third worlders. I even have a subtitle for your whitepaper: decentralising, revolutionising, and blockchainising the low-quality pornography industry.
Joseph Rodriguez
Nobody will even send a pic unless someone confirms you are actually going to send anything.
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Evan Nelson
I'm not trying to make money from this. I will ask for money or personal info at no point in these transactions.
Disappointed I have zero hits in my email. It's not like a timestamped pic is burdensome to produce. :/
Dylan Gonzalez
It's because you're the NSA building a dick database of Veeky Forums. You're not getting my dickerprints you spook.
Jackson Murphy
Fuck it. Just sent 0.0798 LTC. Please confirm.
I finally got an email hit too, and sent, hopefully he confirms.
Michael Miller
Sent ;)
Adrian Phillips
I did send to him actually. Are you him with another ID confirming? Please confirm with original ID if possible.
Anthony Howard
It's confirmed on the blockchain
Easton Mitchell
Please use original ID though.
Noah Clark
Can confirm OP delivers. ...JCgS
James Jones
a+
Julian Johnson
Damn IDs, but thank you.
Will give $5 LTC to one new person who will post address here and confirm receipt with same ID. Only one. Otherwise, gonna just be patient for emails. Already got one.
Jacob Hill
Chill the fuck out man, we know you're legit. Send this poor fag dickpics already.
OK OP isn't a complete fag. I recieved some Litecoin
Ryan Green
I mean if you wanna give me free money, I'm not saying no
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Zachary Jones
LMeHrkpCkmETcFvfKHJbzKBy1QXMqurSjT I'm not showing you anything, but I'll vouch for your authenticity.
Sebastian Thomas
Alright, I didn't think about proving it that way (doh), thanks. But I said I would give $5 LTC to one new person who will confirm and I'm a man of my word, so sending some over to you.
No more LTC just for posting address, though. To get $5 free LTC, email me at [email protected] with which traits from OP you meet and a timestamped pic ("fap for LTC oct 15th [your email]") of torso+dick, and I will give you $5 LTC, even if I deny you for full payment for a cam show. I just ask that you post in this thread confirming payment.
Elijah Wright
I'll bump the thread for you.
Jeremiah Sullivan
This thread is fascinating.
Jaxson Thomas
Thank you.
My biggest concern is this thread dying and the LTC I gave out for proof going to waste. I got one real hit, and two testing-the-waters-but-no-pics-yet hits, but I'm used to these things falling off and so I want backups to my backups (and I'm happy to have a group of 3-4 guys to cycle through for variety).
Anyone have suggestions on better places to seek this out, btw? I don't speak Spanish but I speak decent Portuguese fwiw. Or just general crypto forums/discords? Idk. I don't want to spam anyone but it's a nichey niche.
Dylan Wright
Lmao God bless you user this is both the most fucked up yet absolutely believable as genuine offer to give away coins I've seen.
Brayden Brown
I dunno, craigslist?
Lucas Edwards
I understand why people think it's fucked up, but I don't see it that way. Sex positive, etc. (not a SJW though I swear). It's just fapping. I don't ask for gay butt stuff because I'm not even into it. I don't humiliate the guys or anything. Idk.
Eh, there are places to find guys to cam in general, that is true. I have spent ungodly sums of cash on Chaturbate over the years. But I am attracted to lots of aspects of the Veeky Forums stereotype - nerdy, inexperienced, dislike of women, right-wing. And, most of all, I crave the amateur aspect. Professional camwhores are to camming as professional porn studios are to amateur. There's a reason people go for Sally and Joe bumping bits even if they're not god(dess)-tier attractive or huge fake tits or whatever. It's more real.
Add in some empathetic tendencies (seeking out Venezuelabros) and here I am.
Aiden King
Veeky Forums is truly the land of opportunity
Jonathan Miller
Try /pol/ then. Or /int/. There you'll also know that they are actually from these countries
Colton Foster
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Alexander Hughes
Doubt it would go over well in pol, but int it a good suggestion, thanks.
Nicholas Wood
i'll do it for 25 LTC
Jackson Williams
OP paid up
Samuel Walker
I would try /r9k/, they fit your requirements, are degenerate and don't have much money.
Aaron Howard
>worried about thread dying don't worry it will be a quick death
Brayden Gutierrez
Thanks!
Good suggestion.
Evan Watson
Oh and /soc/ loves to show of their dick, they'll probably do it for free.
Ayden Martin
UPDATE: Still paying the initial $5 in LTC, but willing to pay the ~$20 per fap in BTC or ETH!
Oliver Russell
this sounds really good and all but that would turn me into a prostitute, I'd rather do other stuff to get money (its not that hard to make money really)
Brandon Lopez
but at least you have the opportunity and that's what matters.
Samuel Hill
Busy right now... maybe later
Brody Ramirez
ahhh so this is the true meaning of satoshis vision
Liam Richardson
I'm from Sweden so I would obviously do something like this, I'm not that hairy though, I have a hairy ass (I think?) but only chesthair I have is on my nips
Michael Nguyen
Also 6'4, white (but not like super pale), uncircumcised, roughly 6" dick, I suppose I have a pretty average body type
Jaxon Wright
Well everyone qualifies for the initial $5 just for emailing me their app according to OP, so definitely do that and we can go from there. :)