ITT: we dicuss the greatest empire in history

ITT: we dicuss the greatest empire in history

Pls stop

>Turks hijack arab religion then conquer them and the entire middle east
You cant make this shit up

Turks never took Ethiopia dummy

BRING IT BACK

That's not the British Empire

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inb4 buttmad slavs and arabs

All the areas conquered by Turks are the most peaceful and progressive in the world, right?

>half of its empire is worthless sand
wow so impressive, too bad the ottomans got btfo by states 1/100 the size.

Fucking Iceland, nice b8

Seriously though, I'm not bashing or baiting but what has the Ottoman empire contributed to the modern world in the 500 years it existed, can anybody point a few be they in science, literature, art, architecture and so on.

>science
Turkish culinary science

>literature
Travel literature, which is a primary historical source, and Greek and Arab literary renaissances

>art
Maqam, Armenian carpets

>architecture
Many monuments in Istanbul and bridges and public works throughout Europe and Asia

Cool will look into it.

Ahem

Everything stolen from other cultures

agree

Just like all the areas conquered by europeans are right?

>he doesn't know about the ancient gokturks and their galactic empire

While the finns and koreans were massacring eachother turks were colonizing space but then they racemixed with aliens so only the ones left on earth remained human.

So this is a copypasta now?

This guy