Why did God give the Egyptians cheat codes?
Why did God give the Egyptians cheat codes?
Lucas Williams
Blake Williams
>Why did God give the Egyptians cheat codes?
The Egyptians served God but that doesn't mean God will provide you with Earthly rewards. For example, the Jews serve the devil and God heaps Earthly rewards on them for it.
Colton Torres
>when you have to drop your name because people recognize your autism
Connor Morgan
I've been coming to Veeky Forums for a month now. Imperial cultist.... I thought you were faggot this entire time. You said you know about the jews and I was impressed. And then you played the title theme from the Phantom of the Opera......And I knew I was right all along.
Mason Collins
>I thought you were faggot this entire time. You said you know about the jews and I was impressed. And then you played the title theme from the Phantom of the Opera
God likes beauty and hates iconoclasts, what can I say? You can't pick who God is.
If you were a billions of years old intergalactic superhuman entity, degenerate squabbles of feral humans would seem a little bemusing to you as well.
Enjoy hell :-)
Nathaniel Clark
>Enjoy hell :-)
Why do you keep saying this to people who rightly point out what kind of weirdo you are? Get good at video making at least. Add some focus. There's literally nothing beautiful outside of the eye of it's beholder in your, uh, "works".
Joseph Nelson
Civilization developed there early for a reason, the more interesting question I think is why the Egyptians basically lose all agency as a people after being conquered by Persia.
Nolan Jones
Just ignore him.
Jacob Phillips
haha It seems like putting up with this guy is board culture
James Rodriguez
Cheat codes aka cannabis (sativa,indica,hemp)
Chase Moore
>Why do you keep saying this to people who rightly point out what kind of weirdo you are?
Because I'm the Lord - you people are retarded.
What do you think the words "Imperial Cult" mean? Does that sound like something just any mortal can shit on and have their soul escape Earth to anywhere good?
Go stand on the railroad tracks and plug your ears - maybe you won't get hit if you really believe you won't!
The subject of the thread is Ancient Egypt and God. Since Ancient Egypt was ruled by an Imperial Cult for 1000's of years, I am discussing OP's topic.
Landon Cruz
Humans are a dimly aware bacterial growth near a trickle of water
Brody Ortiz
>Because I'm the Lord
I was right, you are imbalanced.
David Ward
>I was right, you are imbalanced.
Whatever you say, you're the expert here... 2000 years of Pharaohs, 2000 years of Japanese Emperors, 2000 years of Chinese Emperors, all delusional nutcases...
Because, I mean, if there's a God, surely it would take a personal interest in someone as respectful, pious, and teachable as yourself - so, obviously others are crazy. In fact, gods owe you things.
Aaron Howard
>Because, I mean, if there's a God, surely it would take a personal interest in someone as respectful, pious, and teachable as yourself - so, obviously others are crazy. In fact, gods owe you things.
I don't know why you're bothering to saying things like this. And it's *God buddy.
Isaac Williams
>The Egyptians served God but that doesn't mean God will provide you with Earthly rewards. For example, the Jews serve the devil and God heaps Earthly rewards on them for it.
This is pretty legit
Joseph Murphy
>And it's *God buddy.
Oh, so you're a mono-"theist" - "God" is a set of laws requiring rape, genocide, dismemberment, disfigurement, and pillage.
This is the grandest being in the entire universe.
Parker Wright
Keke
Chase Jackson
Becuz Anuunaki chose desert which resembles Nibiru landscape
Julian Sullivan
>I'm the Lord
>has to remove his trip to stop people blocking him or recognising him
What did he mean by this?
Ryan Lewis
Can someone explain what kind of autism the crazy man is spewing?
Bentley Cox
>the more interesting question I think is why the Egyptians basically lose all agency as a people after being conquered by Persia.
Well, their conquest was pretty absurd, desu.
>what do these people worship?
>hippos, crocodiles, cats
>wait, you said cats?
>yes, killing a cat is a sin. They even mummify them.
>what if, now I know it's crazy, but what if we strapped cats to our shields?
>I dunno, but it's worth a try
Ayden Taylor
>but what if we strapped cats to our shields?
Wait. What?
Brody Hughes
Literally what happened.
Or they just let a shitton of cata run around so the Egyptians couldn’t do anything in fear they would kill a cat.
Brody Taylor
Got this earlier in Veeky Forums.
Is it relevant?
Ryan Myers
China has even bigger cheat codes.
Isaiah Smith
>the more interesting question I think is why the Egyptians basically lose all agency as a people after being conquered by Persia
Well their foreign leaders had to be sensitive to Egyptian sensibilities to stay in power, portraying themselves as Pharaohs, making sure their worship wasn't offensive to local belief etc.