I'll send you 0,1 BTC if you put a carrot up your ass

are carrots the new sharpies?

I'd put 10 for a whole buttcoin but I know too well you're not going to deliver.
So I'm just going to put them in for pleasure.

Man, my wife does this to me and I have yet to see any bitcoin...

See this is why smart contract are needed.

I see nobody really wants 0'1btc

go on then.

Carots are too nice to waste like that

Diffferent ID, you're probably bullshitting

I would if I had enough money to buy a carrot :(

Make that 0.001 and we got a deal

Im OP im on the phone now.

You pay first, when it's confirmed I'm going to buy fucking carrots, shove it in my ass and post it here or email you.

Come on lads Im bored, also dont forget to timestamp or else I am not paying. Only the first one who does it gets the BTC

>trusting OP
not that I am gonna do it but shouldn't there be a pre- and post-reward, ensuring that OP isn't a faggot
like 0.05BTC before and 0.05 after

I have some carrots getting delivered later today, might do it then if nobody else has by then

Dont you people eat carrots? Like everyone should have some at home, just like everyone has pasta, tomatoes or potatoes.

Kek

Nice just bought 100k

Hmmmm good idea, get .05 btc, don't put carrot in ass, win!

Yeah I do and I get my groceries delivered home.

yeah I'm a different person einstein

gonna do it give me one second

I aint sending free shit.

Carrot in butt or fuck off.

Jesus it's the easiest 0,1BTC you'll ever earn. I just want some fun and I'm willing to pay for it, 0,1 is nothing really.

desu I'd probably do it but I ain't got a carrot lmao

How much of a carrot? I haven't shoved anything up my ass before so i don't think i could take a good sized carrot up there

haha, do these guys need to put a whole carrot up there or does half suffice (0.5 btc for a female to put one in bum and va jay jay)

if you can poop, you can take a carrot

A carrot is easy game, DO IT

I could get half easy, probably 3/4 but then i doubt i could get further

Did it.

>op is worth .1 btc and uses this amount in his post because he feels insecure
Listen. I'll give you guys 1 ltc for every timestamped asshole filled with a sharpie, a pen, and a pencil inside it. It's not .1 btc but it is 60 begbux. Take it or leave it. Leave wallet in same post or your response is invalid.

Jesus you dont have to put the whole thing inside but you know, 1/3 of it maybe?

damn. you look tight.

did you post your wallet?

Too small

133mfEG1dRnKLiyhiNoFHhpMDuDwbZrQVF

Just give my BTC I feel ashamed.

Please take a picture of the carrot itself so we can see how much you put inside, you may have tricked us putting just the tip of a small one.

Sent ;)

well the madman did it.

This is in OP.
>I'll send you 0,1 BTC if you put a carrot up your ass

I hope you get paid, please post proof if you do i need to know if these things are legit

I don't have a carrot but I'll do it with something else

Ok.

I'm not op, I just wanna see butts.

Did anyone ever got money for sharpie in pooper here ?

damn, i just finished masturbating with my dildo

Offer still up op?

w-wew lad

nope, it's only for Veeky Forums gay amusement

Now fucking pay him

thats sad

So this is what they call... peak Ancap.

did you get payed yet

blockchain.info/address/133mfEG1dRnKLiyhiNoFHhpMDuDwbZrQVF

0 BTC, kek.

who eats veggies anymore?

1GWFxVRwqU1VuTauUtr8Sbf5fRt46xPTLG

Nothing more than two hours later.
I'm not even mad.

JUST

:(

Here, have a Sabina to cheer you up.

nice just sent 100k

You slut.

hey at least you got a nice boipussy

Truly, THIS is what Sergey had in mind.

OP, I can put my finger up in the ass and my fiance will take a photo with timestamp for 0,15.

What would you say?