Tfw living in a historically irrelevant country

Forty five percent of what?

>fake southern scot detected

when the Celtic brothers unite to reclaim our kingdom the likes of you and west brits shall be shipped back to england

>but scotland isn't celtic we brotoshhhh

what a cuck, probably roots for the english when he watches Braveheart

Piss off, separatist 1800s Irish Catholic diaspora have to go.

Yes Scottish people are British. We who have lived south of the mountains in the lowlands never wore kilts or spoke dirty celtic gaelic.
I rooted for the British regardless of the infighting.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_independence_referendum,_2014

Even worse than I thought, 44.7%

The vast majority of yes votes came from Irish catholic diaspora who are occupying Glasgow and Dundee.

>actually does root for the english when watching Braveheart

oh shit he really is that cucked

>Nationalist
>"cuck"

/pol/ack detected!

I said I didn't really root for anyone other than when the Irish were decimated at Falkirk I think

> we who have lived south of the mountains in the lowlands never wore kilts or spoke dirty celtic gaelic

that there is exactly your problem, you are a bastard. Scotland is a Celtic nation for the Celtic people, however you are not one of them, your blood does not mix with the soil so its only natural that you would feel no connection to the land, history, culture or any love for your country, you can't expect a paki living in london to have great pride for the country just like you can't expect a bastard living in Scotland the land of the Celts to have any love for his nation

What? Look at file attached in Scotland, is a relatively large and populous region compared to the Celtic savage lands up North. Fully independent of celtic culture and the likes.
The Irish and their diaspora occupying Western Scotland are the bastards of Western European civilisation and if luck would have it soon the West will be liberated.

Side note, the origins of Scotland is largely connected to Northern Germany (ie holstein) and Holland (ie Friesland). An example of this connection being Dumfries (likely from Frisian settlers) and the Scots word Ken (to know something) probably originiates from the German verb Kennen (to know someone)

hears another cool note, Scot comes from the Latin word 'Scoti' meaning Gaels and 'Scotland' literally means land of the Gaels.

>but we a very diverse nation with lots of different ethincities

since you don't like kilts, William Wallace and the Gaelic language you might as well burn the flag, smash a bagpipe and stick a crumpet up your ass

Well on that cool note, the concept of Scotland very recent and only came into existence in opposition to English invasion. Prior Scotland has been divided greatly with many Kingdoms such as Strathclyde, Northumbria and Cumbria as well I believe. Just because we had to co-opt the term to survive doesn't mean we spoke gaelic or wore kilts and indulged in degenerate celtic savagery.
Also I don't dislike William Wallace or Robert the Bruce (both lowlanders from Stirling and Ayrshire) as they did protect the country from invaders.
Since you don't like civilisation, the Royals and the English language (which you probably only hate because it's called English like the silly Celt you are) you might as well... starve? Maybe you could teach yourselves to fish, you are surrounded by an ocean after all.

>but muh countries are social constructs
>like I don't hate Robert the Bruce/William Wallace, I guess they were okay

what a petty excuse for a 'scot' you would have been hung by both Robert and William Wallace.

>but why can't Irish fish, why they starve?

maybe if you pick up a history book you'll know that the Irish didn't starve, they were genocided, fishing was illegal(termed poaching), all Irish crops and food was exported by english and only left them gone off potatoes to die

enough, there are important Celtic matters at hand, so I must part, Oiche mhaith

>be irish
>some spuds go green
>die en masse

You probably touch yourself while thinking of king billy

am i the only person that saw this as Robert Baratheon?

try being slovakian or croatian

But countries are social constructs unless you live in something like an ethnostate which literally calls itself the the [ethnicity] state.
Mama always said if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

If they died of hunger that means they starved love. Also you weren't genocided as your lot are clearly still around, it'd be better put as a culling.
>celtic matters
>important
More like unimportant haha

lmao look at scotland's two great heroes, william wallace and robert the bruce, the former has an anglo-norman name and the latter was descended from anglo-norman earls

and this is the power of the 'celtic' scotsman?

pahahaha

What a fucking horrible thread

shut yer puss

Scots are Celtic and those who deny it are essentially just house niggers. That being said, I'm Irish and still look forward to volume 2 of the Gaelic conquering and mass rape of the Scots

>Croatia
>Historically irrelevant
without Croatia, the balkans would be a lot more muslim, my friend.

Scots is a Germanic language that originates from Northumbrian Old English. Please neck yourself, Paddy filth.

this

a Gaelic Highlander is the exception to the typical Scot, a Lowlander, and an Anglo-Saxon

>a historically irrelevant country

Ah rememba welding futtn ships te gither n sending them oot tae sea ye knooww.

My grandparents were Montenegrin, that's about as irrelevant as it gets.

They then moved to Israel tho so can basically be the epicenter of all woe and strife in the world atm at least.

>be finland
>be irrelevant
>become autistic
>craft memes
>become internet relevant
>stay IRL irrelevant
yay I guess

My countries history is largely irrelevant but that doesn't make it not interesting

Are you retarded? Look up Scottish inventions, James VI, Walter Scott etc

You guys are essentially mongolians so there's some relevance

>Forgets East coast
The fuck mate? The east coast is beautiful, except for New Brunswick which is meh.

Low land Scots are Anglos in denial and highland Scots are paddys in denial

What about Rurik, the Perkele cavalry from the 30 Years War and the Winter War?

>muh Celtic brothers
you do realise the Scottish role in the Irish plantations?

>Rurik
>Finnish
pls stop pushing this meme

>tfw living in a mythologically-historically irrelevant country

The Scots plantations were mostly private ventures, the government sanctioned ones were the English

Catherine the Great called him a Finn.

If your country is irrelevant than you are one of the lucky nations who never lost any land.

> name is a variant of Roderick
>sons name is Ingvar
>Entrust my throne to my relative Helgi
>all typical Finnish names
also, source on Catherine calling him Finnish?

>Side note, the origins of Scotland is largely connected to Northern Germany

No

Scotia is a Latin placename derived from Scoti, a Latin name for the Gaelen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotia

See >, the concept of Scotland very recent and only came into existence in opposition to English invasion. Prior Scotland has been divided greatly with many Kingdoms such as Strathclyde, Northumbria and Cumbria as well I believe. Just because we had to co-opt the term to survive doesn't mean we spoke gaelic or wore kilts and indulged in degenerate celtic savagery.

source?
also how does that make it any less of a colonisation by the Scots?

MOSSACK! DISHA, DISHA!

But that isn't true, by the sounds of things user is getting his history from John Pinkerton, a 19th century quack who thought that Scots were descended from Scythians and Celts were clay golems made by demons.

It wasn't the lack of spuds that killed the bogshits, it was us memeing them out of them.

It's fucking hilarious that despite producing enough food during the famine to keep everyone fed perfectly well we cucked them out of it all. It's just called the "potato famine" because that's what the famine hit, in terms of food the Irish would have been fine if we hadn't sold it all lmao

I'm able to be proud of my history because I don't fall into the autistic traps that come with it.

>Muh Anti British
What Britain did to us was pretty shitty but honestly can be seen more as stupid than atrocious; England's absolute failure to effectively run Ireland and their autistic attempts to invade and subdue Ireland are more of something to laugh about than be angry about. Of course they were going to invade as the dominate power in the Isles, it's just funny how fucking terrible a job they did.

>MUH 32 COUNTRY SOCIALIST REPUBLIC
Fuck off.

We need annuda Máel Sechnaill mac Domnaill

What the fuck would Catherine know

>implying John Pinkerton wasn't right

I’ve always wondered what they teach at school in countries with little to no history, or no written one. Especially countries that were always part of other countries, like, idk Slovenia or Finland or something.

Here in Scotland since we were essentially equals to England in the Empire we just learn about British history and Scottish history inside Britain.

Wtf I thought scots were cool celts like the irish.
I hope cucks like OP are a minority.

Modern "Scottish" are just anglos-irish mongrels until you get deep into the Highlands.
Original "celtic" Scotland got fucked from what side by Northern Tribes in Ireland and from another side by the English.

Scotland's history is fascinating both in and out of the United Kingdom but to imply that they're comparable to Ireland in that sense is a stretch.

t. inbred Irish non-human

>were essentially equals to England
Ahahahahahahahahaha

Keep dreaming Hamish

Essentially as in legally. We did annex England after all.

>english royals die out to be replaced by haggisfags
>scottish known as the "innovators and inventors" of england for whatever reason
>people know more about "scottish culture" than "english culture" with "english culture" just being known as "tea and the flag"
>english thinking they can act superior to anyone

The United Kingdom is based upon the idea of lowering yourself from an overlord to an equal. One could argue that London s the true point of rulership but London now falls more politically in line with the people of scotland than the people of the rest of England. Move the capital to Yorkshire and be done with it.

>Celts
>cool
What's the fascination with these checkered pyjama wearing faggots?

God knows, regardless of the reason we need to off the fuckers.

The former territories of Dál Riata and the isles would make sense in a Celtic union but the lowlands are Germanic. Also Wales may be Brythonic but it shouldn't be in a Union with England.

I can't fucking stand taigs

Take anything you want north of the belt and east of aberdeen. Just kindly piss off.

The idea of different colors on different sides of a cross is incredibly underrated in my view.

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bump

> im not from some shit hole like Bangladesh

lol eat shit East Pakistan

>America
>historically irrelevant

Canadians are funny

slovak people halted ottoman and mongol invasions
the mongoloids feared the moravian warrior

Yea, living in the US sucks

>scots call themselves scots
>all culture associated with them is meme gaelic culture like tartan plaids, fillteacha/kilts, bagpipes
>we're germanic not gaelic
lel

Literally who?
t.former ottoman

>jocks still mad that they got GAELED 1100 years ago

With them being celts I meant the northern scots who as far as I know are scoti and pict hybrids.
Scotland also seems ot be the only celtic country not conquered by an outside force too bad they got culturally cucked by the english though.

Turk actually, I just find the celts fascinating, they are exotic and still a bit mysterious when the english are basically discount bin norse.

>spread from austria to every land between ireland and turkey
>have unique religion and mythology with its own heroes and stories

I mean whats not to like about them?

>Scotland is the land of celts
No, it’s the land of the Scots, the northernmost part of the Anglo-Saxon invasion. Highlanders, also known as gaels, come from a similar migration from the other direction, having invaded from Ireland. Highlanders are not Scots.

"Scot" is literally Latin for "Irishman"

Highlanders got the spotlight because lowlanders don’t have a meme culture.

Scots larping as anglos. I think I've had too much Veeky Forums today

They used to until King James VI became a massive Angloboo and sold out his own culture. While he was King of Scotland he wrote an entire book about how Scots was a plainly superior language to English and how the literary tradition of the Scottish Lowlands was far richer than that of England, he was a huge patron of what he called national arts, bankrolled projects of philosophy, literature, art and science that were deemed to have a "national character", and basically all Scots literature written in the latter half of the 16th century was funded in some way by him.

Then he becomes King of England, has all his books reprinted in London and translated into English, never speaks another word of Scots, and on the very few occasions he ever ventured into the realm of the Scottish arts again, demanded it all be carried out in English.

It's a shame 2bh

Words are fun because they often end up being used to describe things they didn’t originally mean. Scoti did originally mean a Celt from northern Britain or Ireland, but the word has evidently expanded its meaning as it turned into scot. For instance, this word meaning “Celt” also spawned the name for Scots, the Germanic language of the lowlanders, while that of the highlanders was subordinated to “Scottish Gaelic”
Scoti did mean Celt, but the modern scot does not. And any lowlander who identifies with the celts is either uneducated or a cuck dismissive of his true ancestry.

That’s a shame really, I want Scots to be a relevant language. Keep English’s sister language alive.

>living in a country that's 400 years past his prime

Scots desperately needs to be standardised if people want to it to be taken seriously as a language. "That man gae me a smack in the furst flair of the main haw of the cooncil chammber" should not be considered the same language as "Thon bodie reishillit me i the leich o the forehaw o the conclave", or even a different language from English.

Scotland literally means 'land of the Gael' lol, the reason why people like you find your country boring is because of this you are essentially an immigrant in Scotland and have no ties to the country's rich history and culture you wouldn't want to learn the ancient Gaelic language, you wouldn't wan't to listen to beautiful Scottish music. Its the same as a muhammad in London saying that england has a boring and pointless history

This.

>Scotland is historically irrelevant
>Scotland isn’t Celtic

Op is trolling you guys, Jesus Christ. Op is also gay btw of course

>Spread from France*

Fixed that for you, g*rmshit

same
regards kankermongol