No matter how rich you get, you'll never sexually satisfy a real woman

What is a clitoris?

Mommy?

Women can sense that my mental health is not there from galaxies away, so I'm permafucked. It'd be nice if I could switch off all desire for intimacy so that I could just move on and not care, but that is just not possible.

Does a real woman have a penis?

I feel you, man.

Nice lump of meat shes got there. Looks like it could take a pounding.

Kind of looks like the type of girl I'd bang once and be done with, though. Too tall. The attached photo is girlfriend material.

it's like that weird little penis thing they have

made me laugh brah

You see user.. Youre always gonna be miserable trying to find a beautiful girlfriend. Find yourself a nice fixer upper. Lick the clitoris. Make her fall madly in love with you. Take her money and BUY MORE CRYPTO!!

You're hanging out with the wrong girls

Pretty sure she will cum just from the tip thinking how much useless shit she will be able to buy

What is her name? I’ve seen her all over. Need sauce

No, thats some gay shit

This except use more of a slow insertion as opposed to jamming it in there

imagefap.com/pictures/6519504/Laura

But I have

Just get good with your fingers when your crypto gains buy you some new clothes, a gym membership, a haircut, and that girl a drink or two. Ask her how it feels and if you should change anything. Just be conversational whenever you eventually do get into her pants, just not in a weird way

If I make her squirt will my gf let me fuck her in the ass? asking to fulfill my fantasy

>tfw can't last long enough
really sucks tbqh.

But then again, my gf rarely RARELY gives head so I can't give two shits about her pleasure.

youtu.be/L6ITDLjrFOM

>tfw

A true gentleman, thank you.

>mfw I almost want to post these threads like this faggot but I actually do have a gf now that im slowly edging to let me fuck her (shes a virgin so shes understandably nervous about it) so i dont have this feel anymore

I love Bess Kalb

>she's a virgin
t. brainlet

>caring about the satisfaction of some whore

that is why you dont have a gf and probably will never have one, stop being some beta bitch

Oi Brian m8, wyd senpai? You got too much anger your peepee is shake. I thought we wuz gonna be patricians bro, why you sad fo'? Hit me up on discord dude.

>shes a virgin

:^)

As soon I have money, women will come.
I'll chop my balls of if that's not what's going to happen.

does your penis shake in anger?

>caring what women want
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>he doesnt know
user...

t. weinstein

Ah nasty brah, why you gotta talk about your mom like that

just move to some poor slavic country and pay some 10/10 to be your wife for $100

those gold diggers love america so much they will pretty much not be able to tell the difference between real primal love and beta cuck provider love

uhhh thats why there's viagra

not really, its all about FACE now

a dick is just another dick in a sea of dicks to a slut

Learn to eat pussy you fag
Women come in minutes if you have half a clue what you doing down there

>She told me she came

>what is squirting you fucking virgin

those soles ...... very nice

>she pissed over his leg MULTIPLE times

she has the most disgusting pussy lips i have ever seen and i have nothing against if they are not small but this

welcome to 90% of women

I unironically didn't know this until I got laid

i had 5 relationships in my life not once did a girl have lips like this

good for you most girls are beat up

i dont really believe this meme that the lips get bigger with intercourse but honestly i had mostly virgins

>tfw you will always be genitally mutilated and your dick will never work they way it was supposed to

eww roastie. No Thank U Sir

>his parents fell for the jewish blood ritual

They did.

It really goes to show how much society cares about men when infant males are strapped down and barbarically mutilated at birth, and no one cares.

el trapo

are you seeing this

That's pretty much what my dick looks like, yeah. Only more dried out and keratinized with a more visible mutilation scar.

Also mods

>reading this just after i fucked my gf senseless

ok

>caring about women's satisfaction

gay

Lol at all those fags suggesting to learn how to eat Pussy. For women, the orgasm itself is only one fucking Part of the equation. To actually leave a woman with nothing more to satisfy and crave, man has to "fill" her in every way possible - not only physically but also emotionally. Man has to fit this archetypical "Chad" or even careless Hero narrative. An indecisive, self doubting (resulting from manlet/cocklet Status) man will never ever fit this archetype

>She is a virgin

t. naive faggot

>involving women in your life in any way

Before I got married the 2nd time I refused to satisfy the woman that would be my wife. There was no reason for it other than I was in a bit of a cunty period.

Everytime I fucked her I pretended I was a viking on the rape and pillage path. Used to throw her round the bedroom in various holds. We were together for a year before I let her climax. I don't know what the point of these threads I see on the chans are. Are you trolling? Or you really that much of a cuck beta fag that you don't know women?

It's not that hard to satisfy a woman. It's not the same for every woman you just have to work around their reactions and improve.

More important than satisfying a woman is being a man to a woman. Maybe you should try it some day

Why do I care if a woman is satisfied?

...

WEB WILL INVEST BITCOINS AND NKAREA WILL BUILD HUMAN CLONING PLAND AD CLONE 12 OLD LOOKING WIFIS FOR EVEREONE!

Speak for yourself you NEET fag, i have a 7 inch peenis!

IF YOU BREAK UP WITH YOUR GF HAVE A BACKUP IT"S NOT FUN GOING FROM 3x DAILY BONING TO ZERO DAILY BONING

this

This. Wtf why would I give a shit about satisfying a "real" woman. How insecure do you have to be?

Let her satisfy you op you dumb fuck. If you can't a get a bitch to do that for you, she's useless. Cut your losses and get out. They aren't good for much else.

but user....i don't want to satisfy anybody....

i'm jealous to dudes who pee on good looking females and nail their boobs to planks....

only way to really please a woman?

Put a baby in them.

Its that thing between the vaginas