Be Anglo

>Be Anglo
>Run away from La Corunna in 1809
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Mons in 1914
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Gallipoli in 1915
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Dunkirk in 1940
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Help Burgers run away from Chosin Reservoir in 1950
>Celebrate it as a great success

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Clearly it's much better to pointlessly get slaughtered to the last man and achieve nothing further.

>anglos win so much they have to celebrate defeats

This is what g*rmanics unironically believe.

>Run away from Gallipoli in 1915
>Celebrate it as a great success
Nah

>Run away from Dunkirk in 1940
>Celebrate it as a great success
But user, that actually was a success. I mean, everything leading up to it was an utter fiasco and a disgrace, but Operation Dynamo was pretty good

telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/inside-first-world-war/part-four/10483740/battle-gallipoli-world-war-one.html

>The first evacuation had been a rare triumph at Gallipoli – an operation that went according to plan.
Yikes

hurrrr you see these 5 defeats that could have been a lot worse
dat means da anglos are bad at war
hhuehuehe my country has never lost a battle

MOSSACK! DISHA, DISHA.

I don't speak leftbook, why "yikes"?

>Be Frog
>Run away from the Golden Spurs in 1302
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Crecy in 1346
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Poitiers in 1356
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Agincourt in 1415
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Walcourt in 1689
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Blenheim 1704
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Ramillies in 1706
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Trafalgar in 1805
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from La Corunna in 1809
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Salamanca in 1812
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Vitoria in 1813
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Toulouse in 1815
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Waterloo in 1815
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Paris in 1870
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Fashoda in 1898
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from everywhere in 1914
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from everywhere in 1918
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Sedan in 1940
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Paris in 1940
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Run away from Dunkirk in 1940
>Celebrate it as a great success
>Burgers help you run away from Vietnam in 1950
>Realize you're shit at war and get immensely butthurt over Anglo military superiority

This highly autistic

Mother of god

Roasted

youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8
Should be their National Anthem

>Run away from Gallipoli in 1915
>Celebrate it as a great success
??????????????????

What?

>citing battle where none of them are actually celebrated as a great success in France

With the exception of Dunkirk of course, where many french people still righteously believe that the french soldiers sacrificed their lives so that the anglos could escape.
But seriously, who the fuck ever heard of the battles of Blenheim ? Of Ramilies ? Since when are Agincourt or Crécy celebrated as success ? Napoléon III was shamed for losing Sedan.

Are you serious or did you just sperg that shit out because OP hurt you feelings ?

>But seriously, who the fuck ever heard of the battles of Blenheim ? Of Ramilies ?
Who has heard of Mons or La Coruna?

>Since when are Agincourt or Crécy celebrated as success ?
Since when is Gallipoli?
Stay mad frog

You forgot the fact that they worship the first day of the Somme, an even bigger military disaster.