Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

Y'all can just have it

it has a hard cap of 1 pen that will ever be made. this pen is a rarity, one of a kind. you can own this slice of history for just 245.99$

What kind of pens do you like?

Please beat your wife up. Oh you don´t have a pen to beat her up?Here buy mine.

Solves the Signature Problem

very good pen sir

boss will like it too

OP-senpai I need your autograph, do you have something to write ?

It's a store of wealth.
This particular brand of pen should appreciate rather quickly.
You then immediately sell for fiat.

I will sell you a Request whitelist e-mail.
I accept payment only with PEN

>low market cap
>potential to 30x
>ETH of the woods
>next moon mission
>dividends
>actual product in development, launch only 1,5 year off

>ETH of the woods
Top kek

>he doesn't have a pen already

How is virginity treating you, my dude?

Doubles as an excellent nigger-be-good stick.

kek

>you'll never go back to old Veeky Forums

Can double as sharpie for DGB Faghodlers

You can put it into your pooper! You need this in your life!

In order to sell we must create a need.

Pfft.
Need can be replaced with memes. Are you a normie or what?

hello mr poo in a loo

as u can spy i have very good pen

no mr poo in a loo this is pen

for just 1 buy of my pen i can poo in a loo too and maybe it let my village poo in a loo with me

Made from palm beach trees

Tell me user, do you trust me?

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