Can we get a Veeky Forums humor thread?

that umad girl looks so fucking cute

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They aren't doing continental cleans. They are doing axle presses: youtube.com/watch?v=RcnZfRKIwb0

Hence the thicker bar and the "get it overhead however the fuck you can attitude". Obviously there comes a technique when you start doing actual heavy weight with it like strongman competitors do.

If I wanted humor, I'd ask how many times you've slept with a girl.

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anyone have the posts of the Veeky Forumsbro whose friend beat up ghosts and scared them?

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No why?

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it's quite funny - would fit in well in a Veeky Forums humor thread

"Cardio"
keks me everytime

Isnt 1L of water roughly 1kg?

I gotchu senpai

Yea its about 1kg/L

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Looks like those new year sir comics

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i-is this true?
are 12 reps best for muscle mass gain?
i dont care abt strength i just wanna get big

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thanks mang. fucking love this

that chart is horseshit, but yes, general 8-12 is best for increasing muscle mass. marginally so, but still.

I'm stealing this !

Nooo

Is this thread for real? Like its not some sort of meta criticism to normie facebook shitty jokes?

Cos u guys run a fubbin bda theard

Meant to post this table

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>not GOMAD.png

XDDD

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S T O P

If i wanted humor i would ask your 1 rep max

These are funny! What are you talking about

If I wanted a joke I'd just stick a microphone up your mom's vagina because the last thing that came out was a joke.

how much does each plate weigh? not 45?

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1L of fridge cold water is EXACTLY 1kg

no
It comes down to total volume.
12x3 is the same as 3x12.
Beginners don't have to worry though, 3-5 sets fo 5 with with increasing weight every time is plenty

so unaesthetic and dangerous; just do clean n jerk or snatch: all one motion

lost

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every time

I don't understand this webm

Pretty good cumback desu.

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It does not come down to total volume
12x3 is not the same as 3x12
12 sets of 3 reps is a much higher intensity, than 3 sets of 12 reps, which will yield different results

Very Nice

It gets funnier every time

This board hates crossfit

Goes to show how stupid crossfit is

Huh

Correct, 5x5 or 5x3 is the most appropriate for new lifters all the way to above intermediate.

3x10 wont amke you stronger, or increase muscle mass, compared to 3x5.

>It comes down to total volume.
>12x3 is the same as 3x12.

You can lift more weight with 3 reps per set than if you do 12 reps per set. So 12x3 ends up being more volume.

What's that dog

Wet labradog

Why does he have Burt on his shirt? Is it because he's taller than Ernie?

Multiple studies have shown that rep range has little to no effect on hypertrophy.

I have never understood the CEO meme, i mean of course rich people migth be taller, manlet gets rich, marries a tall sloot, get tall offspring, and tall people will never have nutricions problems in childhood, apart from obesity.

But that dosen't mean that just because you are tall you will become rich and/or a CEO.

All studies are conducted on people who have not lifted weights before
no matter how you make them lift, they will get gains.

> i mean of course rich people migth be taller, manlet gets rich, marries a tall sloot, get tall offspring, and tall people will never have nutricions problems in childhood, apart from obesity.
How did you make these conclusion?

the whole point of metric weight is that they are exactly the same you dingleberry
there is NO difference between 1,000mL and 1,000g, or 69L and 69kg, or anything at all
ez converzion

happynewyear.webm

Are you dense? No you can't be, because then you would have a little insight in what density is.

Spent literallly 20mins reading this cause i had like 5 laughing orgasms throughout. Funniest thing ive ever seen on Veeky Forums.

I kek'd all the way through. Thx user :-)

These peoples backs in 10-15 years.

That's a bb.com misc meme I guess? Never been

youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

I seriously doubt that chick in the bottom left is moving 220kg.

Wat are the gender ratios at cross shit like?

>brisket
>empty calories

confirmed fake shit.

Also not funny

Opinions are like assholes, user.
Everyone has one, and mine tend to have a craving for cock.

you fucking retaded mongloid
>litres
>weight
>being so fucking autistic that you don't know that different liquids have different weights

kys

Shouldn't expect an american to understand states of matter
>be american
>try to let off some gas
>it comes out as a liquid

>SHART

>you fucking dirty piece of shit

Lost.

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Oh shit. This just got better.

>teaching beginners continental cleans with an axle bar

Fucking why? A beginner can't even bend down to the bar correctly. Why the fuck would this be a good idea?

Except the metric system is based off water you stupid dumbass.

Benny Hill theme in another tab.

bert is a misc meme

Guy in the back was prefect. Even had the shooting hips and dropping the weight

At 4°C yes they are the same

dafuq, is crossfit special ed

you just googled that, didnt you user? don't lie to me :^)

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Guy at the front is very sexy :3

Oh yeah, how many km are in a liter?