Fitness cringe thread

fitness cringe thread

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OP at least he tried. you're still fat, sitting at your comp blaming everyone but yourself while you stuff cheetohs on ye mouth, ya faggot. get a gym membership it'll get better reeeeee

>alan thrall

>at least he tried
>the beast
>tried

He did a whole lot more than try lmfao

>500kg world record deadlift
>cringe
Kill yourself

DELET THIS NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if I wanted to cringe I'd ask for your stats LMAO

fucking manlets

This enigma

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whys he so fuckin small

im serious

does he jusg never actually bulk or what

Pure powerlifting cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=FK_LQtc0ALQ

Lifting more than you'll ever do in your lifetime.

Jelly bitch?

What on earth is the manlet cutoff in your world?

6'1

Hall is taller than that.

lol eat shit dicklet

Can confirm

Go to overpriced gym he uses purely for the steam room and pool

He is 6'3,5´´

I guess he doesnt want to? he likes to stay close to the 74kg weight class

Story?

>LMAO11.5pl8 diddly

Don't talk shit about my waifu

I live near the guy, see him around in his bently. He uses the gym I go to for recovery, only seen him in there lifting once.

He goes to a more hardcore lifting gym that has a load of platforms and a nice hammer strength rack for his training.

Stokebrah?
ST1 here lad isnt Eddie somewhere in Sneyd Green or smth?

>Eddie is fitness cringe
>Posted by the guy who deadlifts 2pl8

what city? Does Eddie drink VB? He seems the type

Haha yeah, you?

It's a house on seabridge lane which is a turn off the crossroads by the gatehouse pub if you know it

Stoke-on-Trent

Wtf is vb?

He's always spamming this shitty protein/amino company that sponsor him

What was more impressive Eddies lift or the 1005lb squat by Ray Williams?

>literally the greatest lift ever
>cringe

well done OP i'm rustled

hahaha Stoke, somehow it just fits

VB is a shitty Australian beer that's worse than Fosters, I have a few English friends who drink it

Williams' squat isn't anywhere near Eddie's deadlift. Deadlifting 500kg is like squatting 500kg+. It's a ridiculous feat of strength and the only other lift that comes close to being as impressive in the world of powerlifting is Sarychev's 335kg bench

He fits in around here.

I also ended up with the same sports massage guy as him. That guy was the shit and it was interesting talking to him about Eddie.

watch this

fat """powerlifters""" in a nutshell

did he just get done with a massive deadlift drop set?

what a fucking drama queen

Yeah, the guys on either side added a plate at the top of each rep. Went up to at least 6 plates a side. Good bait post though!

Isnt your deadlift supposed to be higher than your squat though?

yeah im just baiting
youtube.com/watch?v=aARiKOe91Gc

more like a fucking drama fatfuck amirite bro

when the numbers get into 500kg territory things change.

ttbqhwyfds

If I wanted cringe, id ask your for your one rep max

deadlift is always higher than squat when done raw

its just people too unintelligent to distinguish between equipped and unequipped lifting

equipped your squat will be stronger than your dead because squat suit increases weight by 50% easily while deadlift changes by maybe 10% or so

The squat reffered to was done "raw" only knee sleaves and a belt

Im in a shithole in shelton desu go to pure east which is actually really good considering what it is.

mad bait skills user, mirin.

I hear mixed things about pure. I used to go to x4l which was a tenner a month till I got banned. Only reason I go my current gym is cos its 3 mins by car. Fuckin 40 somat a month though and next to zero grills

well williams is an exception

every regular person dead > squat no matter the weights just like squats > bench but of course there are people who bench more than they squat just like there are people who squat more than they dead

and yeah comparing these very high weights is pointless because then its all about roids and genetic predisposition

no natty person will ever squat or dead more than 400kg raw except for 1 in a billion genetic freaks

How did you get banned? I know a few guys who go to x4l but theyre all dyel so I cant trust their opinons I cant talk for the other pure but the one i go to has like 4 power racks couple of functional trainers and an ass load of benches + usual machines.
Only problems ive got with it are there is only one proper bench press and no t bar.

dude made my 1RM look like my 1pl8.

if I remember correctly he used to be chubby or fat or something like that maybe bulking reminds him of that

Here's your (you)
Better luck next time buddy :^)

Williams did 1005 raw, m8.

His deadlift is lower because he's a squat specialist - he concentrates training squat more to the detriment of his deadlift in order to build a better total.

it's so weird that his own channel has a worse quality video than "The Viral Network". if you search "eddie hall pyramid", it's the second one and it's in hd.

After about 300k in raw tested powerlifting grip becomes a major issue with deadlifting that's why squats are able to keep progressing while deadlifts don't go much higher, even for the super heavyweights (iirc) strongmen use heavyweight straps so grip isn't a big issue

they just upscaled it

I was doing rack pulls with 5 plate and bouncing it off the rack, i was a little shit and didn't give a fuck. Strike 1

Strike 2 and 3 were dropping deadlifts... 2nd time from shin height ffs. I legit think the cleaners were reporting me cos I was really good bro's with ALL the PT's there. I wasn't too bummed though, with that low monthly it was full of fuckin teenagers messing about, which I hear it still is.

Funnilly enough I was walkin out of my boxing gym in hanley a few weeks back and got attacked by a herd of sales guys for the Fenton one. They'd let me in there, they're that desperate. Kit in there is actually surpringly good. Even got a stair master which I've always wanted to try. They also have a few deadlift stations in there with bumpers.

Maxx is truly a mystery. BTFO to all bulking fatties.

Eddie Hall is 6'3 m8

you can't upscale in extra detail, man.

If I wanted cringe I'd just ask for your 1rm

the one II linked isnt the original

the original is from facebook

and the 720 is clearly an upscale because its obviously not HD quality

VB worse than Fosters? Tripfag pls go

>vb worse than fosters
no

No, even raw the squat and deadlift are close at elite level.

No, his deadlift is lower because he's a fat fuck.
Ever notice how almost all big squatters are fat and almost all big pullers aren't fat?

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>I'm only 42 miles from Eddie Hall

so beautiful

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youtube.com/watch?v=M8up6A4QesU

This is easily the worst shit I have ever seen, watch with caution

> Crossfit OLY

How much weight are these people lifting?

~30KG? Those plates are probably 1-2kg each...

>squat suit increases weight by 50%
I would guess you've never even seen a person use equipment in real life

jesus fuck

who the hell is coaching these people?

Normally I lift in a my uni gym but when I don't feel like driving there I just lift at the apartment complex. Today two dyels where doing well, I guess some kind of circuit training (revolving around curls of course) and using every bit of equipment. just running around the gym like a couple of mongs. whatever. there is no way they can keep this up. so I just sit and do some light chest presses and wait for them to wear themselves out. then they start integrating smith machine jumps into there circuit. Yeah smith machine jumps idk what else to call them. like these fuckers would do a triceps then curls then rows and on their way to rows they put the smith bar on the lowest setting and jumped over it. each circuit the moved the bar up one notch and when it got too high too jump they grabbed the top of the smith machine and slung themselves over the bar. What the actual fuck.

hahaha best bait I've seen in awhile

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poor bait

why is alan thrall cringe?

Pic related

this is good bait

>Oly

They arent Oly lifting ya dingus, they are doing (or trying to do) the continental clean.

>when you roll dwarf paladin

That's racyyyyyst

Kys fag

Phraks' is cringe, this is good.

I honestly thought that first guy lifting had down syndrome

>he's never tasted VB

Every elite record holder in 74 cuts down a lot of fat/water. That's probably why he'll never have a decent total for his age and weight.

No, and that's either bait or a very beginner assumption. Elite lifters in higher weight classes (even the leaner ones) tend to deadlift less than they squat because it becomes a lot easier to handle the weight on your back then in your hands. There's plenty of elite lifters in the heavy weight classes that squat more than they deadlift in just knee sleeves. You're not strong enough to have experienced this issue so it probably just doesn't make sense to a lot of beginner lifters.

lol

I think he sits around 78kg? I'm not sure. What's the typical weight of the record holders in the off season? 80-85kg would be my guess

>never have a decent total.
Lol pretty sure he has a decent total.

so gay

In the case of the heavyweights, a lot of that has to do with the fact the gut will impede your start position after a while. They keep gaining weight and the squat keeps going up but the deadlift starts to stall because the strength increases are more and more offset by not being able to get into the ideal starting position.

>reverse 力
Pretty cringeworthy tbqh