Veeky Forums BTFO
Veeky Forums BTFO
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gib study
gib me da impact factor lads
Wtf I Hate Veeky Forums now...
>canada
if you lift the weights they win
hahahahah #denied
>linking to huffpost
At least give an archive of it or something, im not giving them my views.
Fucking kek'd
>Combining resveratrol supplementation with exercise training augments the beneficial effects of exercise alone.
>study was done on mice alone
>literally no human trials
>interpreted by media as WINE = MARATHON TRAINING xP
how the fuck
Click bait targeted towards huffpost's typical slob of a reader.
Damn it. The whole world is laughing at us because of one faggot
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so I can deadlift 600 lbs solely by drinking wine? Drinking wine hypertrophies muscles, and increased bone density?
WEW
youtube.com
Also show me the meta analysis. Was the study pre-registered?
I can show that being a Veeky Forums user increases your gains if you give me the freedom to fuck with the data
That's my school
Fucking embarrassing
that's how most broscience is made, yes.
skimming over the article rn senpai
it seems like they're lacking a few controls tee bee aych. they didn't have any sort of positive control so for all we know these could have been übermice that were able to metabolize resveratrol into mad gainz
think of the possibilities of combining them. Fucking christ we're all gonna make it in a matter of days!
Still won't get me to drink red wine. Hate that stuff
looks like I found myself some new sip.
he a politician or something?
what did he do/say?
>not knowing who based Nigel is
>not knowing who cuck Trudeau is
Never gonna make it.
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dont forget
>1L of wine contains 2mg resveratrol
>studies done on resveratrol used doses of 200mg per day
The same benefits for what?
Your heart? Your skin? Your mood?
Certainly not your muscles and ability to pull bitches.
Okay, then drink a glass of wine and go hit the gym for an hour to get the benefits the wine doesn't provide... like strength, size, cardio, etc.
Are fat fucks really this lazy and delusional.
Man, Huffington Post really has gone to shit since Yahoo bought it
Ayyy it's Buzzfeed science all over again
It's a bully Canada thread
This is how:
Should have linked to
> A is correlated with B
> p=0.56
jesus christ on what planet is that an acceptable p-value
you mean your fucking PM?
>p value
please never use this again
astrost.at
BTFO
On planet "My whole research was shit, because I was underfunded".
I've had studies where the outcome was basicly "fuck your n=23, where 5 don't have any alleles I need".
>cycle
>the last stage has no link to the first stage
>canada
More like a KYS test lmao
>get made fun of for PM
>get made fun of for chicken breast prices
>Videogame prices
>Milk in bags
>Maple syrup
>Moose
>Frenchfags
Fucking Canada.
I guess that is sort of the point - even studies that prove no correlation make it into the media and eventually people believe it.
>IFLS level of scientific facts
Is this better you autistic fucks
>$14 for 450g
fucking loblaws
Canadian here, i must apologize for Justing Trudeau. Please see the attached video to better understand him.
you know the rules
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>not drinking one bottle a day
leaving humsnity behibf you fucks C'MONN
>Hundred Litres Of Wine A Day
why can't these people just go away and stop messing with societal norms. I didn't even notice their involvement in anything and now it just won't stop and I can't unsee it fml.
>he doesn't do HLOWAD
>laughing housewives.jpg
>links to huffpo as proof
This. Resveratrol is poineered as the antioxidant behind the supposed health benefits however the amount in a bottle of red wine is miniscule. The amount of memes I see of older white woman preferring wine the gym on facebook is unreal, justifying their laziness.
Yessir they are.
>shitimbald
Holy fuck my sides
>drink a bottle of wine a day
>6 hours in the gym in liquid form
>enter Olympic god mode
Shit guys, who knew it was this easy all along?
Frenchfags indeed.
It is easy to understand
How do think the Greeks got so swole without modern equipment and practices?
How many sips is that???
Underrated
>University of Alberta
Kek
NAIT is where the actually smart kids go
This is sensationalism and nothing more.
"Journalists" who can't read a study and make bullshit claims.
Here is a follow up from the UofA Researcher:
ualberta.ca
I saw this thread and wanted to post this... good job!
Of course it's a cycle. Goes from you (doing research) back to you (told by grandma).
I live in that city. My wife works at the U of a hospital. Dr sherma is the head.of the obesity clinic. He's a hack
I have a glass of red wine each day. It doesn't give me a headache like beer does, and also doesn't give me a bad nights sleep. The taste has really grown on me. Feels patrician, man.
We're also laughing because 55% of you actual retards still approve of him, which is down from 60%.
Breh do you even /france/ ?
Regarding the actual study and not the pop sci retardation, resveratrol poisons non-mitochondrial translation - nature.com
general
Picking up heavy stuff and putting it down?
>on a bulk
>HLOWAD
>making mad gains
I could do without my stomach being perma-distended, however, but other than that no complaints.
One a day is very good for you. There's a reason they always advised elderly patients (mostly for heart-related shit as far as I recall) to have one drink every evening, usually whiskey or red wine.
Nothing in moderation is bad for you really, it's just that most of us have addictive tendencies and it's hard to stop once you start.
>shitimbald
Guess the French had the right idea in wwii after all.
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>A FUCKING LEAF
Lmao
it's not the school's fault that the media took their study and embellished the shit out of it. It's like saying that MIT has rendered human muscles useless by having a mechanical engineering program. Huff post bullshit, nothing more.
this post made me think
>milk in bags
never seen this, it's an obsolete meme
>maple syrup
literally the single greatest invention of human kind, more powerful than the printing press, the wheel, and electricity combined
>moose
they'll put a fuckin ding in your whip, you'll see more colours than Don Cherry on HNiC
>french fags
the Habs are 6-0-1
If anyone is dumb enough to even entertain the idea of this being true.
Do the world a favour and kys. You should not pass your genes along
6 loses. 0 wins. 1 draw.
Mirin record