Been lifting for about ten months

>been lifting for about ten months
>roughly gained 20 pounds
>still on a bulk(clean)
>getting stronger
>body is more defined
>work in a department store around a bunch of women, young and old, selling men's fragrances
>dead Tuesday morning at work
>chatting up 23yo Stacy and slightly above average Milf, trying to make social gains
>angry guy comes up to me
>has a belly, thick arms, thick legs, bald, New York accent(we're in Florida), he looks like a retired powerlifter
>he wants to return a cologne his wife bought him
>bottle is half empty, with no box or receipt
>tell him we can't return it under these conditions
>wants to speak to either the department manager or store manager
>I tell them they'll say the same thing since they're hardline about the store policy, but I'll contact them
>he immediately loses his shit
>before I could react, he tries to push me
>I don't budge
>he pushes me agin
>I still don't budge
>holy shit!
>I chuckle
>he looks at me like I'm the Devil, himself
>this is like that scene from Man of Steel
>store security comes out of nowhere and grabs him
>tell him he needs to leave now or they'll call a deputy
>they escort him out, and he forgets the bottle
>Stacy and slightly above average milf compliment me on how I handled that situation, along with other women around the department
>some feel my chest and abs, and they tell me I feel solid
>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet squeezes my forearms and glutes
>milf invited Stacy and I to her house for dinner tonight
>Stacy wants to go out with me this Saturday night

Am I getting close to making it, Veeky Forums?

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>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet

what the fuck man

things that didnt happen thread

you're getting a 3some if you play your cards right.

Things that did happen. You get some attention from the opposite sex if you're the only male/female around the workplace.

>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet

>implying older woman likes young guys

fucking source

>68yo granny with nice feet
DO IT! Only then will you make it OP. Make us proud, son.

>implying they don't

>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet

so much this.

Used to work as a helpdesk in a translation agency. The office consited of 5 dudes and, like 20 females (dumb managers, 22-25 yo, the place was popular among students)

Shit was hard, dude. Ended up divorcing my wife because could not resist advances from all the "colleagues"

>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet squeezes my forearms and glutes

Britanny Danyelle

youtube.com/watch?v=J9BzY_xWQek

You forgot to add how it all ended in applause

Allah bless you, user.

This is why I keep coming back.

>MILF

good user, make sure to take good care of her and her mixed son

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>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet

>Am I getting close to making it, Veeky Forums?

You're still posting greentext fiction on Veeky Forums. So that's a solid no.

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scroll down for her tits

kek

>granny
>68
>feet
>solid

The word cuck gets misued alot these days.... This isn't one of those times

>68yo granny
>nice feet

is this true?
parents own a restaurant in a highly touristic place so we get qties from all over europe here, mostly old people due to the high prices but in the summer its filled with young ones and milfs

will start working there next year no idea what to expect

>granny sneaking in the sexual advances

We're all gonna make it broah

ebin story :D:DD:D

i still remember the video where she explains that she prefers anal to vaginal sex

Who this?

...

Make sure you're in a position where you interact with customers a lot. I wish you good fortune in the potential pussy to come.

>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet

Thanks for that tidbit OP

Except it is.

>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet squeezes my forearms and glutes

This sentence is what makes it a good story

>68

>nice feet

10 months


making anything
top zozzle

Why not fuck high test black girls like the one in your webm?

invite I

>be 18
>been working out hella
>finally starting to consider myself fit
>girl pokes me in the stomach
>right where my rib bones are
>"wow, you're solid"
>"yep"

We fucked, but she found out I wasn't solid. :(

Are you retarded? He said, "invited Stacy and I", which is grammatically correct. Get the fuck off this board if you don't know basic English.

>The King and I
Fucking retard.

that webm raised my testosterone to high levels

i feel exacting my dominance over something

>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet squeezes my forearms and glutes

user...

that story made ME feel like I made
good on ya OP

It's not good grammar tho. If only user had been invited, it'd be "MILF invited me"; if only Stacey, "MILF invited Stacey". So inviting them both, the correct sentence is "MILF invited Stacey and me".

i love it when someone goes on a full retard hostile fit and gets proven wrong by a calm sensible user

fucking footfag kill yourself

Fuck you, faggots!
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>mfw this thread

Haha gayy

same shit happened to me except she poked my infected boil and i held back the pain and she never slept with me