>been lifting for about ten months >roughly gained 20 pounds >still on a bulk(clean) >getting stronger >body is more defined >work in a department store around a bunch of women, young and old, selling men's fragrances >dead Tuesday morning at work >chatting up 23yo Stacy and slightly above average Milf, trying to make social gains >angry guy comes up to me >has a belly, thick arms, thick legs, bald, New York accent(we're in Florida), he looks like a retired powerlifter >he wants to return a cologne his wife bought him >bottle is half empty, with no box or receipt >tell him we can't return it under these conditions >wants to speak to either the department manager or store manager >I tell them they'll say the same thing since they're hardline about the store policy, but I'll contact them >he immediately loses his shit >before I could react, he tries to push me >I don't budge >he pushes me agin >I still don't budge >holy shit! >I chuckle >he looks at me like I'm the Devil, himself >this is like that scene from Man of Steel >store security comes out of nowhere and grabs him >tell him he needs to leave now or they'll call a deputy >they escort him out, and he forgets the bottle >Stacy and slightly above average milf compliment me on how I handled that situation, along with other women around the department >some feel my chest and abs, and they tell me I feel solid >old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet squeezes my forearms and glutes >milf invited Stacy and I to her house for dinner tonight >Stacy wants to go out with me this Saturday night
you're getting a 3some if you play your cards right.
Levi Cooper
Things that did happen. You get some attention from the opposite sex if you're the only male/female around the workplace.
Jacob Diaz
>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet
Jaxon Young
>implying older woman likes young guys
Ian Ward
fucking source
Angel Smith
>68yo granny with nice feet DO IT! Only then will you make it OP. Make us proud, son.
>implying they don't
Leo Rogers
>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet
Carson Morris
so much this.
Used to work as a helpdesk in a translation agency. The office consited of 5 dudes and, like 20 females (dumb managers, 22-25 yo, the place was popular among students)
Shit was hard, dude. Ended up divorcing my wife because could not resist advances from all the "colleagues"
Jaxon Nelson
>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet squeezes my forearms and glutes
The word cuck gets misued alot these days.... This isn't one of those times
Ethan Baker
>68yo granny >nice feet
Dominic Butler
is this true? parents own a restaurant in a highly touristic place so we get qties from all over europe here, mostly old people due to the high prices but in the summer its filled with young ones and milfs
will start working there next year no idea what to expect
Camden Peterson
>granny sneaking in the sexual advances
We're all gonna make it broah
Jayden Jones
ebin story :D:DD:D
Jose Diaz
i still remember the video where she explains that she prefers anal to vaginal sex
Robert Bell
Who this?
Oliver Fisher
...
Jonathan Myers
Make sure you're in a position where you interact with customers a lot. I wish you good fortune in the potential pussy to come.
Nathan Bennett
>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet
Thanks for that tidbit OP
Nicholas Roberts
Except it is.
Ethan Phillips
>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet squeezes my forearms and glutes
This sentence is what makes it a good story
Ryan Barnes
>68
>nice feet
Jordan Bennett
10 months
making anything top zozzle
Joshua Sanchez
Why not fuck high test black girls like the one in your webm?
Parker King
invite I
Ian Robinson
>be 18 >been working out hella >finally starting to consider myself fit >girl pokes me in the stomach >right where my rib bones are >"wow, you're solid" >"yep"
We fucked, but she found out I wasn't solid. :(
Kayden Davis
Are you retarded? He said, "invited Stacy and I", which is grammatically correct. Get the fuck off this board if you don't know basic English.
>The King and I Fucking retard.
Christian Morgan
that webm raised my testosterone to high levels
i feel exacting my dominance over something
Carter Torres
>old 68yo granny with an okay face and nice feet squeezes my forearms and glutes
user...
Christian Gray
that story made ME feel like I made good on ya OP
Jaxon Hill
It's not good grammar tho. If only user had been invited, it'd be "MILF invited me"; if only Stacey, "MILF invited Stacey". So inviting them both, the correct sentence is "MILF invited Stacey and me".
Nicholas Lopez
i love it when someone goes on a full retard hostile fit and gets proven wrong by a calm sensible user