Rip Quotes Thread

>THE ARMS ARE PIECES OF ROPE

Literally the best orator since Cicero.

>le squats man

>*unsheaths scapula*

>follow his advice perfectly
>bar smashes me in the nose

I like the part where he tells him to drop the bar and the gay guy with the mustache is like what?
>Drop the bar. Just drop it.
>drops bar
>WELL YOU HAVE TO HOLD ONTO IT DUMMY

>Strong people are useful
This really made me think

>a grown man should weigh at least 400 lbs
wtf was he thinking?

MIDDLE OF THE FUHT

>'baby mammals drink milk and you sir are a baby mammal'

>Hip Drahve

Mark Rippetoe is to strength training what Eric S. Raymond is to OSS. The super autistic but lovable edgelord of questionable qualification.

can i post bats video in here where she played him?

sure go ahead

does she have a penis?

sadly I don't believe so, I won't post it, she gets too much hate, hurts my whiteknight soul

>NIPPLES POINT TO THE FLOOR

literally what did he mean by this

When you get big enough pecs your nipples point downwards that's probably what he meant you to do.

Bats is great, does she really get hate?

DRIVE YER ASS UP!

THAT THING RIGHT THERE
>slaps bum
THE BAR IS RIGHT THERE BRETT, DRAHVE YER ASS UP

It's 50/50

LOWER FAGGOT

>A grown man should be at least 25% bodyfat at all times

>cicero

personally, I hated that jester

kys /v/irgin