Rip Quotes Thread

>THE ARMS ARE PIECES OF ROPE

Literally the best orator since Cicero.

>le squats man

>*unsheaths scapula*

>follow his advice perfectly
>bar smashes me in the nose

I like the part where he tells him to drop the bar and the gay guy with the mustache is like what?
>Drop the bar. Just drop it.
>drops bar
>WELL YOU HAVE TO HOLD ONTO IT DUMMY

>Strong people are useful
This really made me think

>a grown man should weigh at least 400 lbs
wtf was he thinking?

MIDDLE OF THE FUHT

>'baby mammals drink milk and you sir are a baby mammal'

>Hip Drahve

Mark Rippetoe is to strength training what Eric S. Raymond is to OSS. The super autistic but lovable edgelord of questionable qualification.