>tfw Zyzz has been dead for longer than he was even buff
>tfw Zyzz footage looks grainy and dated because it was recorded with early smartphones
>tfw in the time that Zyzz has been resting you've finished college, moved cities, started a career, and been in and out of your longest relationship
>tfw everything Zyzz ever did to become notable happened all in the blink of an eye, forever ago
>tfw no one else in human history will ever see such a meteoric rise, from lonely /b/tard to international sex symbol
>tfw no one before him, and no one after him, ever once said, "inb4 feds", while showing off their clenbuterol tub
>tfw after this election cycle is over the west is gonna go to war with Russia and China, it will be a horrible time, but at least Zyzz will not have to live through it
Idk what to do with these feels..
Luis Baker
>>tfw in the time that Zyzz has been resting you've finished college, moved cities, started a career, and been in and out of your longest relationship
nope
NEET then
NEET now
Bentley Ortiz
Who is zyzz? Is it a meme?
Ayden Russell
Can't believe it's been 5 years breh
Isaac Edwards
Hey, whoa, asshole, whaddya doin, ya cuttin a hole in my bread?
Josiah Gomez
>tfw when reading about him and feeling motivated nearly half a decade ago >still a kissless virgin
he lied
Xavier Kelly
>respecting someone who roids and acts like an idiot Brainlet detected. I bet you like Jersey shore and Donald Trump too.
Cameron Roberts
in fact I do
Robert Richardson
Zyzz is still with us brahs Today he guided me with a girl I though I had lost my chance with, I almost pussied out, then I heard Zyzz speak to me and tell me not to be a sad cunt, so I went up to her and made plans to go out Zyzz is with us, forever and always
Austin Torres
>brainlet
That's good, I'm gonna use that one.
Jeremiah Peterson
Jollylooya peas be up on him
Colton Russell
I'm fukken zebra
Justin Barnes
>tfw you're married but zyzz will never cuck you in a maga hat
Jack Jones
>"f-f-femanon, can i ask you a question?" >(this is never gonna work) >"FUGG THAT SHIT MANE" >"who is that?" >"FUCK MAN! ITS ME! ZZAUNA!" >"n-no, you left us" >"SAD CUNT FUCK WOMEN BRO! SICK CUNT! BRAH!" >"o-ok! I'll do it!" >"femanon, do you want to go to a movie with me and my friends?" >"sure user! Your friend Chad is so cute, will he be there? Does he like me?" >"she said yes! Thanks Zyzz!" >"NO PROBLEM BRO SICK CUNTS SAUNAS CUNTS"
Cooper Gomez
>4 years ago
Man i completely forgot about that faggot.
Lincoln Russell
Despite all the roids he died because of a weak heart. So much for "we're gonna make it"
Camden Price
>>tfw after this election cycle is over the west is gonna go to war with Russia and China, it will be a horrible time, but at least Zyzz will not have to live through it
I can't wait to kill me sum Russians with a side of Chong
Aaron Harris
>being sad cunts >not being sick cunts
Bentley Baker
Don't cry for me user, be happy that i got to live on my own terms, very few people in this world are willing to do that.
Samuel Collins
>after this election cycle is over the west is gonna go to war with Russia and China, it will be a horrible time, but at least Zyzz will not have to live through it Motherfucker I don't need these feels
Asher Taylor
How do I sign up to help the Russo-Chinese Federation?
Isaac Baker
same. i dont like america
Brody Reed
Just start a loud revolution by refusing to fight for your shadow government corporations
Cooper Torres
Veeky Forums - Fitness, feelings and bread
Jack Adams
Just call it a no homo club
Blake Bell
If we added some Gachi then maybe..
Nathan Roberts
n-n-no I asked her out to lunch next week, alone
Jonathan Russell
...
Carson Morris
haha the truth in that statement is resonating w/ you
Ian Bailey
We'll be sending plumbers to your houses soon. to fix the pipes