Tfw Zyzz has been dead for longer than he was even buff

>tfw Zyzz has been dead for longer than he was even buff

>tfw Zyzz footage looks grainy and dated because it was recorded with early smartphones

>tfw in the time that Zyzz has been resting you've finished college, moved cities, started a career, and been in and out of your longest relationship

>tfw everything Zyzz ever did to become notable happened all in the blink of an eye, forever ago

>tfw no one else in human history will ever see such a meteoric rise, from lonely /b/tard to international sex symbol

>tfw no one before him, and no one after him, ever once said, "inb4 feds", while showing off their clenbuterol tub

>tfw after this election cycle is over the west is gonna go to war with Russia and China, it will be a horrible time, but at least Zyzz will not have to live through it

Idk what to do with these feels..

>>tfw in the time that Zyzz has been resting you've finished college, moved cities, started a career, and been in and out of your longest relationship

nope

NEET then

NEET now

Who is zyzz? Is it a meme?

Can't believe it's been 5 years breh

Hey, whoa, asshole, whaddya doin, ya cuttin a hole in my bread?

>tfw when reading about him and feeling motivated nearly half a decade ago
>still a kissless virgin

he lied

>respecting someone who roids and acts like an idiot
Brainlet detected. I bet you like Jersey shore and Donald Trump too.

in fact I do

Zyzz is still with us brahs
Today he guided me with a girl I though I had lost my chance with, I almost pussied out, then I heard Zyzz speak to me and tell me not to be a sad cunt, so I went up to her and made plans to go out
Zyzz is with us, forever and always

>brainlet

That's good, I'm gonna use that one.

Jollylooya peas be up on him

I'm fukken zebra

>tfw you're married but zyzz will never cuck you in a maga hat

>"f-f-femanon, can i ask you a question?"
>(this is never gonna work)
>"FUGG THAT SHIT MANE"
>"who is that?"
>"FUCK MAN! ITS ME! ZZAUNA!"
>"n-no, you left us"
>"SAD CUNT FUCK WOMEN BRO! SICK CUNT! BRAH!"
>"o-ok! I'll do it!"
>"femanon, do you want to go to a movie with me and my friends?"
>"sure user! Your friend Chad is so cute, will he be there? Does he like me?"
>"she said yes! Thanks Zyzz!"
>"NO PROBLEM BRO SICK CUNTS SAUNAS CUNTS"

>4 years ago

Man i completely forgot about that faggot.

Despite all the roids he died because of a weak heart.
So much for "we're gonna make it"

>>tfw after this election cycle is over the west is gonna go to war with Russia and China, it will be a horrible time, but at least Zyzz will not have to live through it

I can't wait to kill me sum Russians with a side of Chong

>being sad cunts
>not being sick cunts

Don't cry for me user, be happy that i got to live on my own terms, very few people in this world are willing to do that.

>after this election cycle is over the west is gonna go to war with Russia and China, it will be a horrible time, but at least Zyzz will not have to live through it
Motherfucker I don't need these feels

How do I sign up to help the Russo-Chinese Federation?

same. i dont like america

Just start a loud revolution by refusing to fight for your shadow government corporations

Veeky Forums - Fitness, feelings and bread

Just call it a no homo club

If we added some Gachi then maybe..

n-n-no
I asked her out to lunch next week, alone

...

haha the truth in that statement is resonating w/ you

We'll be sending plumbers to your houses soon.
to
fix the pipes