Fraud Steroid General

shut the fuck up you fucking idiot.

Religious* existentialism is the best existentialism

>*=Catholic

On a related note
I have no idea if I dun goof'd or not.

its really hard to fuck up glute injection, it almost doesnt even matter where you stick it.

Stick it in, break the needle off inside you and squirt the roids into your ass.

Neat

You guys do any cardio?

30 mins cycling twice a day and 10 mins on the erg as a warmup 3 times a week

>keep everything in a metal toolbox with a small padlock
>maybe like a grand worth
>finished doing whatever
>lock it up
>key snaps off in lock

What the fuck do I do

Lmao guys, check out Scooby's insta now, wtf

12miles cycling on weekdays

dont neglect cardio on roids

Should natties skip cardio?

No. Did I say so?

No, did I say you said that? ;)
I asked because some fag I used to hang out with told me at the gym yesterday, that cardio is bad because it lowers your test level, also told me eating a lot of chicken will build a resistance to antibiotics and rice will give me cancer.
I'm pretty sure he's jelly and he gets most of his carbs from gluten free bread, which may explain why he is such a fag.

What gear are you running and how long do you workout for?

Do you guys bother with bitcoin tumblers and all that Shit? Wondering if it's truly necessary. I know a fucker that orders his gear with his real credit card linked to his name and SS#. If he doesn't get Fucked, I won't, right?

>i want a big heart: the post

daily reminder that your heart valves don't grow with the rest of your heart.

Will i get decent results if i just use a basic test booster and have a good workout plan/good diet?

no, you either pin, or you dont

orals and prohormones aren't worth it on their own without a test base

>cardio lowers test

lol what a fag, this is false.

>eating a lot of chicken will build a resistance to antibiotics

Only in 3rd world countries where farmers are allowed to overdose antibiotics. This is relevant for all meats, which basically means if you're outside EU then you're fucked in the long term.

>rice will give me cancer

? ? ? ? ?

Daily reminder that cardiac hypertrophy due to steroid use has never been confirmed

Yup I know, as I said, he's a jelly fag and wanted to make me feel bad.

He meant the high amount of arsenic traces in rice. This is known for years though, but somehow since 2016 some people are shitting themselves. Theres np proof that its enough to cause cancer. And I dont think eating 150 grams of rice a day are significant

They don't ever test for steroids

no, cardio is important
bolt croppers/angle grinder

>orals aren't worth it on their own without a test base

german doping system would beg to differ with you but okay famalam

they probably didn't care too much about their athletes wellbeing or about did they manage to get their dick up or not, just results

if you're gonna roid just do it properly kek

gold medals are enough to make anyone's dick hard senpai

Will I ever get pics as pic related? Because what quality of life are we talking if not?

They didn't.

There were an awful lot of lawsuits and similar from former athletes in the 90s over how badly the program ruined their health.

they were literally guinea pigs at the time

they don't do that anymore

>they don't do that anymore

Kek.

excellent post

if i have to give blood will they see it?

Not unless they specifically ask for it to be tested. And that's expensive as fuck.

nth for cure girls

>"So your only hobby is lifting and you also inject illegal hormones made in a bathtub?"

>they don't do that anymore
eastern bloc is still using the german doping regimen, china is using ghrps, poorer countries are using standard gear

ye everyone is using standard gear bro

as in they have no pharma/doctors taking care of everything, they just pin and hope for the best

Crusader prefers pin & pray.

is 4kits legit?

I eat omega-3 and cholecalciferol (Vitamin D3) Am I still natty?

No.

This. 11B here and I've been juicy for a couple years now and no one fucking cares. In my unit at least its low key encouraged and it was one of my battle buddies that turned me on to it to begin with.

yes, "they don't do that anymore" means they don't run orals on their own anymore because now we know better. not that they don't dope or aren't used as guinea pigs for new shit.

How often do you fags get bloods?
been on almost 18months and haven't got any yet

>interview for new job tomorrow
>selling $2,000 in MDMA next week
>raws here soon
>brewing soon

feels good lads

now I just have to get rid of this DNP I ordered on impulse and don't want anymore

What's the job?

Nothing special, just a part-time butchers job while I'm attending classes for my Firefighting 1/2/EMT certs.

But fuck, anything's better than the restaurant industry.

Plus I get 15% off at the local organic market I buy my food from, so that's great.

>But fuck, anything's better than the restaurant industry.

Yeah, I used to clean dishes. That shit sucked.

Nowadays I wholesale laptops on ebay (Old, retired laptops from small business, sometimes nicer ones from companies that go under and the creditors seize the assets) and sell laptop replacement parts.

Washing dishes was the worst job in the world man. Impossible to stay dry, would leave work every day covered in slime.

Good luck with the interview man

>tfw reading the last thread
>half of it's a discussing estp psyche edition

What the fuck you guys are weird

I mean I'll take the attention as bounty towards my narcisstic fill but jesus

>tfw newbf sleeps over last night
>drops me off at work
>it's a 'eyyy you free again tonight?' Edition

Probably didn't help I was telling him about the underhanded manipulative shit I do well simultaneously saying I'd never do that to him, and about making mad dosh being a hoe, so now he probably feels extra need to lock this down so I don't start up with some shit

Why do I do this

Maybe he'll come walk around with me well I steal crap so I can cover up my theft by making people uncomfortable with the blatant PDA

>tfw you keep telling him if he has the opportunity to fuck a hot girl just do it
>over and over
>that pause of silence well you wait for him to return the offer with guys
>he says no he's a loyal guy
>says I could fuck other girls but not dudes
>tfw newbf isn't a huge cuck

God fucking damn it

If expirey is impossibru WHAT IS THIS SENPAI

thanks m8

do you just get the laptops from somewhere like govdeals and resell them? Self-employed?

Sounds like an interesting little gig

>steal crap

what do you even steal

I don't know, anything

Mostly make up and other grooming products but really whatever I can get away with. I've stolen just about all my lingerie because fuck paying 110 buxx for lacey ass string

Its just for personal use I don't bother reselling or something

>that pause of silence well you wait for him to return the offer with guys
>implying that any guy with a sane mind will give a huge whore the explicit OK to fuck random dudes

This guy just has no idea about how fucked you are. Or maybe he does and just wants to act like everything is ok.

Does he know that you fuck for money?

>glands almost gone entirely now
>just received my replacement 5 vials of tren in the mail
>i now have around 22500mg of tren E just sitting here
>>>>>>

brehs

i will resist

i MUST resist

funniest thing I've ever seen was when an old buddy lifted a fucking 21inch machete by shoving it down his pants and pirate-walking the fucker out of the store

he didn't even need it, just said to himself "hey that's nice"

>? Self-employed?

Yeah,

>omewhere like govdeals and resell them?

I get them from... somewhere.

I have one source that is really good, and I make most of my money off that, because not many people know about it, so the bids are much lower, and you need to know someone who knows someone to get in.

But that is only once a month, and I have no friends, no life, etc so It's not enough work for a month.

So I supplement my income with ebay auctions, buying broken high end notebooks, stripping them, and selling the parts (that work).

This is really shitty money and I mostly do it because I get depressed and feel like a loser if I'm not working a lot.

>Why do I do this

Because you feel bad for him, and are trying to warn him that he's making a mistake here.

It's like a 'you had your warning', so if (when) things go wrong, you can say to yourself 'he was warned!'.

Consciously, you might not care about him I'm talking subconsciously here.

>>half of it's a discussing estp psyche edition

You're interesting. Dysfunctional people often are.

>>tfw newbf isn't a huge cuck

You'll fix that though won't you ESTP :)

I've got a question-

A friend of mine has a bunch of steroids/SARMS/etc that he recently started running after taking a couple year break.

Say if I did a single dose of test (maybe 300mg?) just to try it out -

Would I feel or notice any benefits or side effects that first week?

If I do not continue, will I feel any benefits or side effects in any following weeks?

u wont feel shit except potentially fucking up your own natural test production for no reason

I've told him that I have fucked for money but I think he thinks I've not done it since meeting him

Tbh he wants to be a webcam pornstar with me I don't think he has a lot of moral hold backs about sex work. He said if he was a girl he'd do it too for the kind of money I've made. He just wants me to be loyal now, that's the only hang up I believe

If he thinks I'm fucked up he doesn't seem to mind. I seem to have this way with people, where I think because I talk about all the crazy shit I do so casually well treating them so nicely, they don't really take in the reality of it? I get a lot of, 'you talk about all this shit but I can tell you're really sweet at heart' - people want to instinctively believe I am a cute, loving girl. They inherently want to believe I truly like them and they are truly special/an exempt from my less pleasing traits

Tbh I think knowing I do those things and thinking I won't do them to them really strokes their ego. The honesty in and of itself is kind of manipulative, whether I intend it or not. Like with notbf, he read me very well and I tried to be very plain and honest with him. But in the end it made him too paranoid and he couldn't trust me, even if I really was always good for him

Lel ranted on a bit much for this subject

Fuck off cunt no one cares about you

>outdated version

Download the update nee-chan.

how do u not see him as a fucking desperate loser since he is still mingling with a literal fucking druggie whore?

Kek man look up hudderites stealing

They're masters of the crab walk

Jfc

Crazy sobs

>you'll fix that though
Well at least you got that part spot on, Alex ;^)

Wew crazy it's like I'm not having conversations with multiple people and no one talked about how they missed me well I was gone

Maybe it's you no one cares about, user...

I don't even reply to anyone anyway having reel one on one convos is exhausting

Because some people have different perspectives than you and don't see alternative lifestyles as inherently degenerate?

There are obviously pros to dating someone like me, underbelly of society or not

I can see why he sees more pros with me. I increase his ego with flattery, our sex is amazing, I give him clothes and make him food, I offer him the potential of escape from his current dreary job/lifestyle with the tagalong cam work

I can be charming and witty, even if you don't see it on here. Like I've said before, I tailor myself to be what the person likes. I analyze quick and well and adapt to it. It'd be an insult to my own abilities for him not to like me, basically

so, Ms. aspd sociopath, what do you get out of that guy being your bf and losing out on whoring money

Who the fuck missed you?

>There are obviously pros to dating someone like me
lol

you are more delusional than bald faggots who try to convince themselves it looks good

>bald faggots who try to convince themselves it looks good

someone rang?

What the fuck gave you the impression that people missed you?
For an ugly tranny prostitute you have some confidence

Question here: I'm trying to dissolve MK677 into propylene glycol, but some of the powder's crystallized at the bottom of the cylinder (pic related)

How can I fix this? Stirring w/glass rod? Run it under hot water? Will that denature the MK677?

>losing out on whoring money

Who tf said that

Go look up my name in the archives you dumb nigger. Or is your brain so infinitesimal you can't even do that on your own? I'd be surprised if you even managed to make it out of the bathroom without smearing your shit all over the walls, given the level of dependency you've displayed so far

lol

love this meme

I'm the person you replied to:

I'd say there is a huge difference between having a cam show and actually get (dozens of) men to fuck you for a buck. The former is like "meh just watch me doing the dirty", the latter is absolutely degrading and disgusting.

With that being said, you're right about the rest. It probably strokes their ego. In a way they might think that they can change you. At least they love how you're different for them. Who wouldn't want to be the one who she loves so much that she stops doing what she does? FOR HIM? Your "newbf" would like to be that guy. Because everyone believes that there might be that guy who you'd give up your bullshit for. Was notbf that kind of guy? Well, newbf wants to be like notbf.

I really pity him though. Sadly, I know exactly what kind of "woman" you are. Some people, if not most, will fall into your trap over and over again.

Knowing dirt like you exists reminds me there is always worse, kek

Lmao I have been on this board, the only time people mentioned you while you were gone, was when they occasionally asked if you killed yourself

>this thing calling someone dirt

Lmao how do you not see you're not the one to call someone dirt.
Your life is ridiculous

its an acquired taste/personal preference desu senpai

I just hate having to maintain my hair when its longer, so fuck it, don't have to maintain what isn't there

don't think it looks inherently better at all. Or worse for that matter. Looks better on some than on others, just like anything else.

>Go look up my name in the archives you dumb nigger.

Woah ESTP. Are you racist? Have you ever fucked someone who isn't white? For money or for fun?

>>Have you ever fucked someone who isn't white? For money or for fun?
oh jesus christ please no

Genuinely interested in knowing that.

you should have used a magnetic stirrer user

so does tren permanently increase confidence/decrease inhibition?

i've been off for a while now but have kept a lot of the behavior from it

get over the fact that you're getting bald for a physique that natties have after 1 year of good workout

the worst part is he would be bald anyway

meanwhile here i am blasting all the worst sterons for hair and not losing shit.

although i haven't tried masteron yet. too expensive for the lack of gains

Takes a lot of time. Also depens how long did you run it

>it's a re-run of the "ESTP triggers some random faggots who can't accept the fact that whores exist" episode

U G H they've aired this like FOUR FUCKING TIMES this week already

>unrelated

my supplementation (legal) has been lacking lately

recommend me things to pick up, kiddos
currently just taking:

-Fish oil
-Multivit

seconding magnetic stirrer, things are a godsend.

but a glass stirring rod will work fine, just going to be a bit of a pain since you're mixing in a cylinder rather than a beaker

>getting bald
how many times do i have to tell you retards I was balding at like fucking 16 anyway

>too expensive

B U Y R A W S

srsly

thanks for having the reading comprehension unlike every other fucking retard here to understand I'd be bald by 25 regardless

But why is it absolutely degrading and disgusting? Other than societal conditioning? Is it really that hard to imagine some people don't see it that way? Different folks different strokes n such

&Yes, I'm painfully aware that's what newbf wants - so I'm letting him live in that fantasy. I think, maybe even purely because notbf exists, there can't be another one. Sometimes I objectively try to imagine that maybe the reason I think this way for notbf is that I'm mad he's putting my ego/abilities into question by not staying as my possession. But I still think if that's true, this delusion of love is as close as I'll come

>Some people, if not most, will fall into your trap over and over again.

It seems to happen even if I'm not intentionally aiming for it, so might as well buckle in and enjoy the ride

Moments like this make me wonder if the whole, "sociopaths can't learn from their mistakes and are unable to process what they're doing wrong over and over" thing isn't true. Though the other part of me says that's bullshit, I could if I wanted, I simply do not want to

>>Takes a lot of time. Also depens how long did you run it
5 months total or so, ranging from 400mg to 700. mostly 400 though