Halloween Costume thread

So Veeky Forums, since Halloween falls on a weekday this year that means this weekend is when all the slooty costume parties are happening.

Talk about your costumes and if you're doing any routines to prepare for the shitshow.

>cialis as a preworkout for insane, long lasting pumps
>0 chance of whiskeydick

i wanna cum in/on/around those chicks while they wear the moustaches

Is cialis a meme or do people actually use it for pumps

was going to be a slav gopnik but I'm gonna cocoon this weekend instead. Save moneiz and my birthday is next weekend. Would rather go hard then, one weekend instead of two in a row.

I'm really close to a 455 DL and I don't want to fuck my gains.

I've been cutting and prepping specifically for Halloween. It's maybe the second-easiest day of the year besides NYE to get laid if you're in shape.

I'm starting a mini-bulk on Nov 1.

It's a vasodilator mayne

For my friend's Halloween Party tonight, I'm just gonna be an Nike model, since it's a very last minute thing; ie i'm just wearing my long Nike running spandex to the party and that's it.

I can't wait till sloots admire my ottermode body and gloots.

i don't want to order online because you'll never know what you'll get, if anything at all, and going to the doc to get it prescribed every month would be rather awkward. are there any natural ways to help with vasodilation?

Arginine and citrulline malate

It's the shit they put in preworkouts to promote pumps

Isn't that dangerous?

>tfw in uni
>tfw friends are all going home this weekend because they're losers just like me
Dammit Veeky Forums what do I do now? I don't really even like parties but I was at least going to try to have some friends over tonight to play vidya and cards and drink a little.

Here you go fit. Wearing it to voodoo fest in New Orleans to see tool Saturday

Why do I find this so cute?
No homo.
Fucking Veeky Forums. I swear.

Nice thickness. Gag costume always best way to show off gains.

I'm bulking over the next year to try to get big enough for a Japanese school girl costume. N-no homo.

>voodoo test

Shit tier taste confirmed. Their lineup is ass this year. NOLA is always a great time though, avoid Bourbon and hang in the French Quarter if you've never been. If you're a local, sorry for explaining your own city to you.

bump, care to explain?

>to try to get big enough for a Japanese school girl costume
Great goal, I'm also trying to get big for a Sailor Moon costume.

Nice costume. You're dressing the way you live your normal life.

as a fucking fairy

right im lazy as fuck this is as much effort as ill put in

TFW

To bad Im still a skelly with no pump

I needed something last minute so I'm just going as Saul Sliver from Pineapple Express

Better get some peg legs son, avoid the embarrassment

Your eyebrows are thicker than your "mustache"

christ.

your mom likes them

Hello I have a question
I have been growing this plant for some time now as well
When will it turn brown and stringy so I can wear it on my head like you do?

>no legs

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Nice legs faggot.

that fucking face

what a fuccboi

dont get mad because im chad

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Give me your routine, bro. You're my ultimate douchebag goal physique and I mean that in the best possible way.

when you forget about leg day for a couple years

I don't work out I have a physical labor job that involves swinging sledge hammers all day

>seeing Tool Saturday
Fuck I'm jealous

I'm going to a Halloween dinner party tonight (so the slutty costume is optional) as Elvira, I think I've found the perfect mix of sloot and normal costume. If anyone sees me say hi, I'll be your wing woman.

Do you have the tits to pull off Elvira?

I'll see you there homie

going as hunter s thompson, doesn't show off gains, but will be good fun.

You're supposed to only use one peg leg bro.

lol

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I like tool. And New Orleans during Halloween is an event. Stupid user.

Look for me minus the tights.

WITNESSED

ABSOLUTELY SAV

How do I become one of these people? I want to go to parties filled with nothing but 8/10s and above. How?

ahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahah

>when you skip face day

just saw tool last weekend, wasn't impressed at all, maynard keeps forgetting his lyrics like usual, adam had a few screw ups as well. danny had staph infection the day before they played and his drumming sounded weak because of it

must be because of all the idiots around me. i just realized i hate music festivals

primus was good though

are you going by yourself

Primus sucks

good one

WHEW lad

Fuck yea

Lol funny pun
Punk is dead XD

u dont even fucking lift

Anyone find those lumpy skinny fat chicks repulsive?

are you trying to say you give eyebrow rides?

embarassing

fite me, poseur

UW-Madison?

I'm going as your one rep max

So you're going as a fucking joke?

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punks not dead you faggot also dyel

???
I've been cutting for 5 months

Also that pic is like 3 months old

don't do that

Yeah...No

gahddamn

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someone post scooby please

Are you hoping to land a top or a bottom on Halloween?

>tfw I still really couldn't come up with anything

The only idea was going as a Jigglypuff, and then by the time next year, hope I'm swole enough to be Wigglytuff.

>mfw going as an alcoholic drug addict

Kekek

Just my boxers and a reddit horse mask