How do I into Araragi mode?

How do I into Araragi mode?

Don't eat
Dont lift
Don't be 3d

nigga cut so hard he lost a dimension

don't eat
get bit by a loli vampire but it's okay she's hundreds of years old remember you're not a pedo! (you're a pedo you loli loving autist)
don't stay still
be a jap

starve yourself and only do lats

>implying rararagi mode is worth it when there are no fat cat tats mode girls around

>tfw no matter how hard I lift, I'll never be good enough for her

Na man, shoot for Krieg
He has way better shoulders.

>you'll never come back from from the gym on a cold winter evening and cozy it up with a cup of hot chocolate and some big fat cat tats

No amount of squats will ever help me lift this feeling

>wanting a knowitall manipulative bitch who gets raped by NOT her father every night