Good gym feels

>gym manager says he likes my hustle
>invites me to use the executive squat rack

Post good gym feels

>gym secretary says user called to book the squat rack 3 months ahead of time
>i tell her to tell him im not here

can i use my american express platinum benefits for no appointment access to the squat rack at the gym or is that reserved for black card members only

>I spoke to management about adding a stationary curl bike
>they just unpacked and set it up today

>buy platinum membership
>now have the right to slam the weights as loudly as I want without disapproving stares from DYELs

Use your flex account

>gym brought in new titanium ultra-circular plates

Try and pay cash under the table.

The gym inspector knows the score

>accidentally increased squat weight by 20 lbs instead of 10
>lifted it anyways

>gym manager invites me to his office
>tells me hes very happy with my numbers this quarter
>busts out a small mirror with lines of creatine on it to celebrate

feels good man

My old gym had those, mine kept rolling away.

But some chink lanky made a dead lift car

>some asshole left all the negative plates on the roof again
>use a ladder to grab them and slowly descend with -45lbs of fun

>as part of the new Squat Plug Premium™ package the squat boy lubricates your rectum with protein oil

>gym manager decided to decorate the gym for Halloween
>zombielifted 4pl8 for reps

>go to gym
>secretary hands me a present that the gym manager left for me
>it's a brand new double squat plug

Can't wait to use it together with my gym bro!

My gym just bought in some new 8 sided hex plates

>gym supervisor said he'd put a good word in with the gym executive in order to get my toilet and shower pass renewed for half price

>tfw poor and the gym I go to has ancient regular iron plates that are becoming rusty

>zombielift
>not undeadlift

>Not wanting those extra oxide gains

why does that picture hit so close to home

>tfw no iron plates

>Feel like I'm going to pull a muscle if I keep going
>do one more set
>don't pull a muscle

Lol

>tfw plastic pl8s filled with sand

>receptionist tells me she's happy with my time keeping between sets
>lets me use my right arm for curls as well

>finally passed the gym keepers' riddle today