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I am garunteed to have sex tomorrow. What the fuck do I do? I'm 22 and never had sex before and I don't want to embarrass myself.

Pls help

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Just relax and be confident you can take his dick

KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid.
Let her ride you will you grab her ass and boobs, and enjoy.

Don't try to follow the usual routines people post on this kind of threads.

make sure you bring a jar of peanut butter just in case you need lubricant

Relax, it will come to you naturally.

put your PENIS in the VAGINA

masturbate before, for real. Tell her its your first time, cause pretending you are somehow "pro" is fucking cringy.

Fuck her right in the pussy

It'll come naturally, and even if she starts with something like "is this your first time?" Or something like that it'll be too late cause your dongle will already be burried in her sweet spot

don't over think this m8

you'll probably cum quickly, it happens, whatever. just apologize and start again.

Put the condom on before hand, so you don't have an embarrassing moment fumbling with the wrapper.

You don't sound ready. Call her and cancel, tell her she's to intimidating.

OP here. No way in hell im telling her I'm a virgin.

You will embarrass yourself friend, it's just how it is.

foreplay is important, focus on evry part of her body. Just remeber its not fucking porn.

tell her you fucking faggot. it's disappointing if she find out by herself.

Dont mastubate. Dont masturbate even today OP
If you came too quuckly just suck her until your benis is up again
>That was Quick
She wont be deaappoint when your dick dont get even soft

Ok just tell her if she asks, otherwise dont mention it

Go with flow.

Never apologize.

Everything you do, you ment to do.

Keep it simple. Don't go testing too many boundaries.

I usually go
>Me on top
>Her on top
>Behind her on side
>Doggy to finish

Never really follow this religiously, just nice to have a plan going in.

HAVE ACCESS TO LUBE

My first time was ruined because I couldn't get it in. You can try spit but it's not nearly as great

I love you Veeky Forums you remind me I'm not alone.

>just suck her
>suck her
>suck
>her
suck a girl?

Isn't it awkward making eye contact doing missionary?

Just be yourself lol

Rolling for Vasya

Was she not wet? Kek

english is not my first language
you cant say that? Lick her then, whatever

You don't stare at her lol, you bite her neck and kiss her

Oh and #1 piece of advice:
It's lower than you think

>tfw dick isnt big enough to make fucking her on the side and doggy enjoyable

any tips for lesser blessed men like myself?

ok here's your woman approved step by step guide. it's impossible to not come off as a virgin but we'll try to get you as passing as possible ok?
1. like everyone else is saying jerk off before you see her. about an hour before if you can manage it, the closest to the time of sex the better
2. just foreplay it out, this helps if you're nervous too. women like a lot of attention when you're fucking them so in the first parts just kiss her a lot and eat her out if you're really nervous. DONT start fingering her, that's a rookie mistake, just rub your fingers around there and stick in the tip of one at most to see if she's wet enough. she may also blow you in this stage so just sit back and relax, hold her hair so it's not in her face and be nice. don't do any rough name calling stuff in this stage, but you can pull her around a bit
3. commence fucking. if you have a small penis i would recommend starting in missiaiony and then transitioning to a lazy dog or prone position as it will feel the best for both of you most likely. now once you've been fucking for a bit this is when you can grab her hair, but be sweet about it. if you need to cum just pull out for a second, if she's a seasoned sloot she'll understand. just make sure you don't go soft and don't do it too much, it's a turn off and she'll get bored.
if u have anymore question pls ask

watch a Justin Slayer porn and just mimic how he moves. that's what I do

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btw standing could help you last longer

No

I had sex for the first time Thursday, but it was with my girlfriend. Tell her you're a virgin if it comes up, or else you'll seem like a retard.
Just go with it and it'll come naturally.
Congrats, user.

watch out OP. you might fall in love

Are you mad, eye contact is the sexiest thing in all of this.

Are you gay?

rujj

Hoe Small?

approving

I would not fuck a girl if I was not making a connection.

I almost expect eye contact as some point.

suck her feminine benis

roll for the bor

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>3.28 MB, 5312x2988
I feel it wasn't worth it, desu

dont do this

To overcome the nervousness it is kind of important that there is a playful atmosphere. Try to have some fun despite having no idea what the fuck to do.
Kiss her a little and play with her titties. Take it easy though and focus on HER, don't treat her body like it's an anatomy exam. Eat her pussy to get a feel for the poon and where everything is. Then see how far you can make it down 's list

Only post in this thread if you had sex with a girl.

Fucking idiot,just dont think and let tour body do the job,its not hard at all.

She is a woman,the hard parte to get them is to convince them to have sex with you,the easy parte is fucking them,you got the hard part done so now enjoy yourself,you will also realize it wasnt a big deal.

You will see how vulnerable woman are too btw,they completely transform when you are with them in the bed.

What's with that? Some women seem normal and then once you have sex with them they'll let you pee on them. why they do that?

Rolling for Vasya

1.5 inches smaller than the average

you have a 3.5 penis?

Arty c'mon

Don't jerk off before...

Because they're naturally submissive and subs get off on satisfying the desires of their partner

yup

If you're like most guys, you will cum in like half a second. Good luck explaining that without admitting to being a virgin.

The first time i fucked a girl i probably thrusted into her 3 times before i jizzed everywhere. Luckily we were dating and had good rapport and she thought it was funny.

how do you measure it

ruler

4,5 Inches?

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apparently you are all retarded...

just don´t think about how do things, you just need to follow your instinct and do what you think is right.
If you feel the urge to cum, just "lift" your dick up like you´re peeing and wanna stop peeing and at the same time u help by pressing with your fingers against your stock. (under your benis)

kiss her a bit and tell her that she´s very sexy, but say it just one time and not fucking every minute

I was a virgin when I met my gf (I was 21). I felt real embarrassed about this and didn't wanna tell her. In fact with my relationship before her had to end because I couldn't get it up, being much too scared of being awkward or not being able to perform. So what I did was instead I telling her the truth I told her I was sexually abused when I was a kid and therefore real scared of sex. It actually worked way better than expected, she opened up like a flower as we went real slow and were really open about what we felt during sex and everything. Today 1 year later we have great sex and I was the first to ever make her cum.

Dont mention it bro, better be thought of as shit in bed/low experience then first time she'll probably just think its because it was first time together

when is it acceptable to cum?

>and I was the first to ever make her cum.
kek yea sure buddy. You're also the biggest she's ever had, right?

The moment she says "P-pull out!"

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Nobody fucking thinks it's that high.

Best advice in the thread

I was fucking a girl the other day and we swapped to missionary after a while of fucking in other positions (5-10 minutes maybe? so hard to keep track of time)
I felt like i was about to cum so i stopped stroking and she asks why i stopped
>it felt too good, i wont be able to last for long
she said
>im not judging
so i just went for it, and came in like 30s

This. This is the best advice in this thread and is getting shot down by virgins
Op, do what this user says you will thank him later

Roll

So gay, why do we have to worry about girls so much? Cum in two seconds who cares.. all fems care about is themselves/sex they're fucking meatheads with 15" dildos and they think every guy they fuck should be a rich, faithful, 12" dick black man.. girls have never said "I'm having sex wut do?"

actual kek

Vasya please

my first time lasted like 40 minutes and she came twice while I didn't even come anyway

Crude as it is this is probably the best advice. Also definitely tell her you're a virgin or at least that it has been a while, make something up. She'll figure out anyway when you start fumbling around.

How's high school?

just do lots and lots of foreplay

No no no, let's hear him out on this one

as a virgin I find this thread really educational

american as fuck post

just some things that come to mind:

- it's ok to ask her to take off her clothes. "take your shirt off" etc.
- her vagina hole is all the way down at the bottom of the slit, right by the asshole
- gather some spit on the front of your tongue and get it on your middle and index fingers, deposit it on her clit and rub in a circle medium-slow with light pressure. if your fingers aren't gliding on her skin, add more spit
- don't finger her. you can at a later point but you're not going to be good at it and it's barely enjoyable even when you are
- after rubbing her clit for a bit, start moving your fingers down towards her vaginal opening. if she's slick and self lubricating she's good for penetration.
- put some spit on the head of your dick before sticking it in
- don't ram it in all at once, your dick isn't lubed up all the way and it might cause tearing of the condom or her vaginal wall. do small short thrusts, maybe 12 before your dick is all the way in her
- drink till you're 1/2 of your maximum drunk before fucking, this level of whiskey dick will numb you out a bit and make you last longer. being drunk will also remove the performance anxiety you'd probably get
- when you're fucking listen to her breathing rate and try to match it with your thrust
- try to get in this position ( differentsexpositions.org/zmanontop/1024_IMG_7612.jpg ) so you can rub her clit while you fuck her. most girls can only cum from clitoral stimulation, and it's too awkward to rub clit from missionary or doggy, for example
- sucking nips is good
- too much tongue kissing is bad, especially if you're bad
- look up "grip of death" syndrome for masturbating. I unknowingly had this from jerking it to roughly in my teens and it resulted in me being unable to cum from sex for 3 years. I actually view this as a benefit since it makes you a sex god essentially
- most importantly, have fun! it's ok to tell her you're a virgin, as long as you're smiling and have a good humor about it

jerk off a lot before so you don't turn into a dribbling precum weirdo.

Wow so much good advice here, thanks brah

I wanna ask you, when can I cum?

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Don't forget to ask her to sign a consent form, can't hurt to get a voice recording of verbal consent either.

>- don't finger her. you can at a later point but you're not going to be good at it and it's barely enjoyable even when you are

Take every piece of advice on a case by case basis, my girl is so tight I literally cannot fit in without fingering her before to stretch her out

lol holy fuck

first post best post

>:(

Okay look. Sex is no big deal man. Just go have fun. Try things out. See what you like.
You'd be surprised at how many times your own ideas interfere with smooth intercourse. Just chill and enjoy yourselves. Tell your partner you're a virgin so that way it's not too awkward. Yes, sex can be awkward at times. It's no big deal. Don't expect her to fall in love with you.

Make sure you get an erection before you get your trousers off or she'll laugh you out the room

ok im really bad at this, need some help

first of all, how do you kiss? what do you do while youre kissing to make her engaged and like it, and not just be a sloppy mess?
I was kissing some girl in a club a week ago and I think i had a really dry mouth plus i sucked at kissing 100%, so she said she wanted to go to the bathroom and i took the hint.

Then, from kissing and all that, how do you eventually get to the point where you take her to yours? what do you say, imply, do, etc?

Then, ok, you eventually get to a taxi or get walking, what do you do? keep making out? shitty small talk lmao?

Then, you open the door to your room, what do you do? do you start undressing immediately? do you push her into bed and then start making out while i go lower?

pls help, inb4 autist

Virgin sex is like a virgin squat. GO LOWER, FAGGOT.

But seriously, the vagina is lower. Just above the asshole. Pussy is also a lot warmer than you think. G spot is like the roof of your mouth. It's similarly on top, and feels the same sort of ridgy feeling. That's why, depending on the curve of your dick, girls like different positions more. My dick curves down, so they like it more doggy, but if it curves up, it would be the opposite, etc. If you manage to not get too excited right off the bat and blow your load right away, just change positions or go slow and sensual if you feel like you're going to cum. Feels more natural and disrupts the flow less than if you just stop and wait. If you get tired from thrusting (it fucking happens), just tell her to get on top, and she'll know what to do, since she's taken numerous cocks before.

I blew my load in like 4 seconds the first time. I was on my back and she put a condom on my rock hard cock, squatted above my throbbing dick, and dropped down on it like 3 or 4 time and I fucking blew a huge load. The look of confusion on her face was priceless. Godspeed, breh.

kissing, you just have to follow her lead. if she isn't reciprocating certain actions you just have to ease off.

Sounds weird but its a situation where you have to let eachother lead

just tell her it's your first time.. Imagine going out for a good meal and you order a steak. you wait about 20 minutes thinking they are back there cooking and prepping ... mmm yummy big steak , texas toast, hot fries with a nice cold soda.

You are so fucking ready for this steak. The fucking waiter comes and brings you cold french fries and a fucking patty from a McDonalds hamburger.

Chef let them know your capabilities because the face your making right now thinking about cold fries and a dry McDonalds patty with nothing on it is going to be what you see when you cum in 3 seconds.

yo a fellow brah with a downwards curving dick! Do you also find it super easy to cum in missionary position?