Yo user! Hitting the beach with us?

>Yo user! Hitting the beach with us?

Sure, be down in a bit.

>be you
>type this
>kill self

Tfw this body is easy to get but I'll never have the face to make girls actually like me.

Fuck em, I've gone full wizard at this point and I'm only 18. They're just not worth the effort.

>Sorry, my ass still hurts from yesterday, guys, haha

>be me
>be normal enough to go to beach with friends without having a panic attack
>be well-adjusted man with decent quality of life
>die of natural causes at 38

>look at how skinny their calves are

Shit genetics/10 desu

Nice shaved legs

Omg you are fucking right

White people all look the same

>be me
>make a lot of bad decisions in life
>do a shitload of psychedelic drugs because im useless and i may as well fry my brain
>end up becoming smart and handsome for some reason instead
>0 personality though
>to to beach with chad
>eat his skin

No thanks guys

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHINK CHONG DONG

Sorry I only hang with white gentlemen such as myself

Nah I don't hang out with dyels

Nah I'm cool with the straight section. Thanks though

Me on the left.
>shortest
>most insecure

I could easily hang out with those guys. I weigh 54kg though, might need to bulk up.

they look arab with light skin

No.

not one of them looks remotely arab, arabs are fucking subhuman shitskins.

They're definitely not white europeans

fuck off twig boy faggot midgets, i'm gonna smoke a fuck ton of pot from my brand new bong, blast some music, watch some porn and repeat the process later with some people later on.

i'm not gonna be spotted with you emaciated little shits lmfao.

Maybe southern spanish or greek

The beach? Thanks, I like my white skin and don't want UVA damage.

I don't think they are into lesbians though

they look turkish cuz except for the one on the far left

What is it with CHADs and drinking Coronas?
Is Corona some sort of magic CHAD potion?

No its leg day fuckboys

Kek.

...

Less alcohol bro and its a light beer so you stay juicy. STACY loves drinking CORONA and ordering PIZZA at 2AM

>says the black haired, brown eyed ethnik

brb gonna buy some CORONA to go with my Monster Ultra and become the God of Veeky Forums
wish me luck

How do i look like a lesbian.

> waaah waaah i'll never have girls
> I'm only 18

Come complain again when you're 30+ fucko.

you look like a mudslime sand potato too. kys

>falling for the "you can't change your face" meme

He really looks like a freak.

It's almost September. Australia go pls.

Too cold at this time of year

aka arabs

Mediterranean

Go back to Africa

>tfw token chunky friend
>tfw only one with a beard
>tfw chunky and funky
>tfw women dig it

mfw

this literally goes for all ethnic groups you moron. All non-white people think "all white people look the same" just like all non-black people think "all black people look the same". It's natural, but somehow racist only when it's white people saying it.

>mudslime sand potato
such a weird insult, but undeniably funny

>that pic
>asians all look the same

sure man, gotta finish my cut first though, i'll be there in about three months.

It's everywhere and it's easy to drink a bunch of them.

it's why CHAD has slayer brain wiring

Those are some shitty insertions

w-w-will you be my friends?

never hang out with someone taller than you

you dont really look bad but you look pretty feminine imo

well he'd be less of a freak if he stopped eating

That guy with the sunglasses is so FUCKING AESTHETIC

FUARK