Yo user! Hitting the beach with us?

>Yo user! Hitting the beach with us?

Sure, be down in a bit.

>be you
>type this
>kill self

Tfw this body is easy to get but I'll never have the face to make girls actually like me.

Fuck em, I've gone full wizard at this point and I'm only 18. They're just not worth the effort.

>Sorry, my ass still hurts from yesterday, guys, haha

>be me
>be normal enough to go to beach with friends without having a panic attack
>be well-adjusted man with decent quality of life
>die of natural causes at 38

>look at how skinny their calves are

Shit genetics/10 desu

Nice shaved legs

Omg you are fucking right

White people all look the same