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Jerry pls

Does aromasin affect any bloodwork values besides estrogen? like lipids, RBC, liver enzymes, anything?

All AI will negatively impact lipids in varying amounts

im fairly certain about lipids, dont know about the rest.

nothing that will take it out of the average tho.

Lmao dude holy shit that webm is epic

forgot trip

Because when I don't take AI I don't get any estrogen sides except for my balls being soft. Not shrunken but soft as fuck. If I take 12.5mg asin though they go back to completely normal as if I am not even on gear, but my dick dies and I get lethargic as shit.

So it's not gonna fuck up my bloods if I take an AI to get my balls normal before I go to a doctor?

Cuz I want to get my own private bloods done without AI, since I want to see what my E2 levels are like at 250 test without AI.

Why the fuck would a doctor care about "soft balls"?

Okay so when i draw the test out of my vial, i always get a huge bubble first.

To get rid of the bubble, i just push some of the oil right back into the vial once i see the bubble, to get rid of it.

My question is, is that a bad thing? Will i polute the oil, that was in my syringe and was pushed back into the vial?

mate seriously, just bust the fucking bubble with your doctor, he has fucking confidentality.

Never mind I didn't ask this. I don't care to engage you.

no. thats exactly how you should do it.

cuz

parents are doctors and loaded as fuck. like, EXTREMELY loaded.

they know literally every doctor in this area

my last name is unique and every doctor will recognize it instantly when i go and let my parents know regardless of "confidentiality"

and i will get cut off when they find out about roids.

Yes we know. "Soft balls" isn't indicative you neurotic fuckface.

you choose this, you did this to yourself. now you are too scared to fix it. you are too scared to ask for help.

hang yourself.

trying to take this carefully so i can get it fixed WITHOUT being cut off from fuck loads of money

You're the idiot here.

how much do you get? when I start uni I will get 330 in freedom currency to help with rent

each month to clarify

He wants access to the trust.

No please. Don't do this to your future child.

>Steroids legal in Ireland? can give sauce for this?

Use is legal in the UK. It's import/production/sale that's illegal.

This is assuming you're southern ireland ofc.

new side effect of dnp

lips are chapped as fuck and cracking and shit

good thing i have all this chapstick from the accutane that thinned my fucking hair

>I don't care to engage you
>paragraph

Dude I have to feel like there is ways around it. Why don't you just drive a few hundred miles, go to some hole in the wall clinic. Your parents know the doctor there?

My bad, assuming northern ireland*

Brain fart.

Still stands. Pretty sure possession in southern is legal.

accutane thinned your hair?

>>(You)
>
>Dude I have to feel like there is ways around it. Why don't you just drive a few hundred miles, go to some hole in the wall clinic. Your parents know the doctor there?

have to go to a ENT specialist (ears nose throat)

and it's going to require multiple visits for sure since I am going to have to get bloods and biopsies most likely. and that would be an extreme pain in the ass traveling that far multiple times

yeah it was making everything fall out. back of my head, sides of my head, my FUCKING EYELASHES... everything. stopped a few weeks after i stopped accutane

Also ban evasion genius

I won't get her pregnant but if the opportunity arises we will try I'll name it after you

there is this test to see if you are losing the hair from being a bald headed fuck, or if you have telogen effluvium from accutane

you pinch a group of hairs (like 60 or so?) and pull semi-firmly. if like less than 10% come out it's baldness.

I would do it and get like 20 fucking hairs

then I gently tugged on a clump of eyelashes and I got like 10, and was like thank fucking god.

in that case the name will be Julian

ur whalecum

Wow
One of the best things I've seen on Veeky Forums
Would kek again

>new side effect of dnp

>lips are chapped as fuck and cracking and shit

Dehydrated? From dnp? Noooooooo.

I'll ask this while crusader isn't here. What was jesus' phylactery?

It's phylacteries but I don't know much more than that.

Well, they were likely just jewish tefillin but less flashy.

12kids

He had multiple?

Maybe like the lance? Or the crown of thorns? Maybe that fucking boulder.

The jewish shit always came in pairs.

Presumably it's just one pair though.

Eh phylacteries are just jewish things they wore with tora verses on them.

Do you mean relics?

The black shit on his arm and head is tefillin, jewish phylacteries.

There's nothing in the bible saying he didnt wear them. Some criticism on them being too flashy though.

If you need it for a costumes try stigmata.
Just spots on hands where he was nailed to the cross and some shit on your head for the crown. Maybe a fake wound where he got stabbed.

I'm just assuming "phylactery" here means "object with soul inside of it". Like any reasonable Lich does.

>what is perspective

unless someone is standing DIRECTLY beside an object these type of retarded measurements dont work.

kek. He means the DnD version.
Implying that Jesus was a Litch.

started crying

Nah I'm going as Apollo. Got a scarlet waist wrap and my date is doing gold body paint.

Dnd stole the term from Judaism. It has nothing to do with the real life origin.

Although removing the heart/soul from the body to gain immortality happens a lot in myth. Never in jewish myth to my knowledge.

Apparently there's minor crossover, as the real world term is still used to describe powerful totems or amulets.

I'm Australian. It's 7:20 in the fucking morning and I'm at Church. It's Sunday you fucking heretic.

Also needs advice on a new laptop that will be good for shit posting, uni work and Crusader Kings 2.

>Posting on a board of sin while in God's house?

You should be nailed to a tree.

>Church is 100% sitting and standing listening to a priest and feeling bad about yourself

Huehuehuehue

>Crusader Kings 2.
Muh nigga.

Eh. Ill take a look later.

What were you considering for a new laptop?

> new laptop

You couldn't be uh, tempted into buying a preowned laptop could you?

That seems like an awful waste of money for a game with such lax requirements

PRAISE KEK GOD OF RANDOM REPEATING NUMBERS

>believes in angels, resurrections, and "miracles" and in a god that encouraged genocide

nice

wew I didn't see that you were Australian

nvm mate, we'd have to go through ebay for shipping discounts and I couldn't give you the friends and family price

Future proofing, battery life..

Im just getting a surface pro 5 next year.

God tier for relaxed vidya with it's touchscreen.

Bit expensive for regular shit tho. Next year galaxy s8, GTX 1080 sli and the surface.

Google pixel maybe for laughs.

every fucking time

Accurate tho.

>everything on 4chins is 100% super serious and no facetious fun is ever allowed ever.

I'm so sorry, anons.

no I sell retired corporate laptops and I was shilling my crap, without dealing with ebay I could sell him something for like 80% of ebay prices and we'd both win

But guy is an Australia so nah

If you got the cash I won't stop you

I'm really cheap I always buy the cheapest everything.

I sell laptops, some of them $500+ and I'm sitting her posting on a $50 laptop.

>stopped a few weeks after i stopped accutane
How much were you on? I'm on test/tren/mast and Accutane 20mg Ed and I use nizoral, seems like my hair is thicker than before.

CHAD is SHITPOSTING without getting called out for being a MANLET and a PIZZA addict. while YOU etc...

Ew das a fatty. Ignore her. Fuckin cellulite thighs

I like my mbp retina but my surface pro 3 died. So I need a replacement.

Nothing beats that thing for taking notes and convenience.

Does mean I spent over 8k in hardware in under 6 months though :/. Bit wasteful, yes.

Where did i mention a priest u schizophrenic fuckhead? Is this church in your mind, regardless go start a crusade or change your name.

I turned out to actually be a "pedo" just met an employee's 15yo daughter.

She's pretty qt for a 39 year old womanlet, her daughter is 5'9. Fit and looks 18. Basically her mother at 20 but a full head taller.

And she was wearing her hair in a long ass braid tombraider style. With bangs.

I think he was saying that's what church is.

I actually had a surface pro 3 come in, I let my ex use it for 2 weeks while it was for sale on ebay, and then it sold and I took it from her

Never tried it but she said she liked it

Your god has forsaken you, it would appear.

CHAD gets repeating NUMBERS on all his shitposts while YOU can't even CHECKEM.

The only churches I went to constantly bitched about offerings not being high enough and guilt tripping people into tithing more by having entire sermons based on tithing 1/2 times a month. As soon as I was 18 I dipped tf out... it's all just a shekels scam, lads.

That better be a boy

Technically a girl in a super high tech body.

>unable to get repeating digits on Veeky Forums

Not knowing battle angel?

jesus christ m8 even hollywood is in early stages of adapting it.

awkward

Please don't bully me

I'm thinking about starting a cycle consisting of equipoise 400, trenbolone and oxymetholone.

it's meant for bulking. would this be an ok cycle?
I've done 3 previous pretty mild ones. I've been working out for 11 years. I'm 32 yo. 5'7, 190 lbs and about 13/15% body fat.

>timing shit incorrectly on a slow board

CHAD doesn't even TRY to get TRIPS and you CAN'T even get DUBS when you TRY

Careful, meth can be addictive.

U the real mvc

well I was going for quads

so why is tobacco + weed much more sedating than only weed?

I love a fat chew while stoned

Oh shit I just realized.

Man, you dropped the ball.

Spliffssssss hrnnngh. That shit was my go to when I wanted to pass the fuck out and sleep like a baby. Roll it up together and smoke the whole thing myself. God I miss weed. It made me so fucking stupid though.

Why aren't you listing dosages? Seems like you literally posted what the vials/bottles said as opposed to an actual plan.

It's hebephilia.

Praise kek.

I'm not a smoker so tobacco makes me "high" in a floaty-headspace-way. I like pure joints better though

I quit smoking everything in January of this year, I quit weed 4 years ago. I just couldn't stand the gross breath, teeth, and feeling stupid as fuck. I need to keep reminding myself how dumb I was smoking weed when I crave it, slurring words, constantly tired, lazy, and hungry.

What do you mean