I've been eating Vaseline to distract myself from eating

I've been eating Vaseline to distract myself from eating
Did I fuck up.my cut?
I thought it was 0 calories

Pls include me in screencap

I'm srs

The creator of Vaseline swore that you should eat a spoonful a day to ensure longevity, so you should be fine. Probably not too many calories if any

Looked into it, 10 calories in a tablespoon

>Not eating cardboard for that sweet cellulose fiber, not going to make it bro

Never Change Veeky Forums never change.

This wasn't meant as a joke I'm a fat fuck rn
Idk if should purge or not

It's only 0 calories if taken rectally. Have a gym buddy do it for you. Preferably by using his dick to transport the vaseline into your ass

4 TUBS C'MON

But senpai, can't OP use a squat plug for the same effect?

Vaseline for breakfast, lunch and dinner lads

>not vaporub

pleb

I should have posted this on reddit instead

Why is that picture so fucking big

I think you should do this instead.

I took it orally

Underrated

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The first tub of the day

Severe Mental Retardation: The Post

I bet you did, you filthy whore

Celery you fucking nonce. Also screen cap

>not eating a spoonful of vaseline with every meal for easy smooth shits

if this this worked I swear I would do it just to balance the creatine I freebase