Things you can do at the gym but not at a funeral

>things you can do at the gym but not at a funeral

Dead lift

You can dead lift in a literal sense

kek

Jack off

Scream 'FEEL THE BURN' as the casket goes into the incinerator

That is the joke, yes.

Grunt and say, "wow that was a bitch, eh, mate?"

Leave.

One arm DB rows

>look everyone, user lugged his lmao35LB dumbbells to grandpas funeral and is doing rows

hit the lunk alarm

take a selfie.

smart guy huh

not so smart after i've smashed your jaw on the pavement, fuckboyyy

Things you can say to your gym partner but not your mom

Underrated

I'm making you come tonight

I'm going to smash your plates cunt

Wanna fuck my mom with me

hit on the receptionist.

LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!

ugh. I know this is Veeky Forums and shit, but that's really poor taste.

I love you.

you've gotten really big.

kek

>>>/reddit/

full points

Were you the guy in the casket or something? lol

>ugh.

don't reply to me again

Curls in the squat rack

>guy

It's obviously a kid

> sorry I used an onomatopoeia

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faggot

No homo.

>hmph wrong neighborhood kiddo
*sneers*
*cuts you in half with my katana*

The execution was bad but there's a very good joke in there.

Cry

>tfw dead inside

What are you fags talking about? That was one of the most perfect jokes I've ever heard on this unoriginal site. You literally cannot add anything or take away anything without ruining it completely

kek

>That was one of the most perfect jokes I've ever heard on this unoriginal site

Thanks famalam, but it wasn't that good

give fitness advice to people who are in bad physical shape

Things you do to hype yourself up for a 1 rm that you can't do during sex

Can i be power bottom

>I need you to help me get this one up

Warm up on a smaller one

Snort creatine

Yell and scream and cover my chest in chalk

Post event gay shower sex

SQUAT PLUG

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Screaming "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT" while carrying out your dutys as a pallbearer.

check'd and kek'd

Exercise that can be mistaken for positions in the kamasutra

get out

LOWER FAGGOT

Squats with a spotter

lat pulldowns with a spotter sitting on your lap.
donkey calf raises

is that a manlet coffin?

>
CMON BITCH DYEL?

4 u

Yeah, he was KEK'D to DEATH by a CHAD SQUAD

I meant KEK'D

Holy shit we cant say c u c k? ahahahahahahahahaha nice one

Kek.
Also nice dubdubs

cuck

LOL!

Hahahaha

Omg how weak are ya

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kys

good mornings

box jump

Lol

"Leave humanity behind, faggot. Come on!"

KILL IT

Things you'd find in a Veeky Forumsizen's room and in a kinky shop

Squat Plug

>casket
>incinerator
what gym do you go to?

Wtf? Squatting is a kink now?

Bumpier the better they say

BDSM accessory

cuck

this seems like a copy pasta

You're alive

only funny if youre a pallbearer and you start saying motivational zyzz shit to the other guys and then groan like you just reached a new PR on squats when you set the casket down

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