>things you can do at the gym but not at a funeral
Things you can do at the gym but not at a funeral
Dead lift
You can dead lift in a literal sense
kek
Jack off
Scream 'FEEL THE BURN' as the casket goes into the incinerator
That is the joke, yes.
Grunt and say, "wow that was a bitch, eh, mate?"
Leave.
One arm DB rows
>look everyone, user lugged his lmao35LB dumbbells to grandpas funeral and is doing rows
hit the lunk alarm
take a selfie.
smart guy huh
not so smart after i've smashed your jaw on the pavement, fuckboyyy
Things you can say to your gym partner but not your mom
Underrated
I'm making you come tonight
I'm going to smash your plates cunt
Wanna fuck my mom with me
hit on the receptionist.
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!
ugh. I know this is Veeky Forums and shit, but that's really poor taste.
I love you.
you've gotten really big.
kek
>>>/reddit/
full points
Were you the guy in the casket or something? lol
>ugh.
don't reply to me again
Curls in the squat rack
>guy
It's obviously a kid
> sorry I used an onomatopoeia
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faggot
No homo.
>hmph wrong neighborhood kiddo
*sneers*
*cuts you in half with my katana*
The execution was bad but there's a very good joke in there.
Cry
>tfw dead inside
What are you fags talking about? That was one of the most perfect jokes I've ever heard on this unoriginal site. You literally cannot add anything or take away anything without ruining it completely
kek
>That was one of the most perfect jokes I've ever heard on this unoriginal site
Thanks famalam, but it wasn't that good
give fitness advice to people who are in bad physical shape
Things you do to hype yourself up for a 1 rm that you can't do during sex
Can i be power bottom
>I need you to help me get this one up
Warm up on a smaller one
Snort creatine
Yell and scream and cover my chest in chalk
Post event gay shower sex
SQUAT PLUG
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Screaming "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY! AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT" while carrying out your dutys as a pallbearer.
check'd and kek'd
Exercise that can be mistaken for positions in the kamasutra
get out
LOWER FAGGOT
Squats with a spotter
lat pulldowns with a spotter sitting on your lap.
donkey calf raises
is that a manlet coffin?
>
CMON BITCH DYEL?
4 u
Yeah, he was KEK'D to DEATH by a CHAD SQUAD
I meant KEK'D
Holy shit we cant say c u c k? ahahahahahahahahaha nice one
Kek.
Also nice dubdubs
cuck
LOL!
Hahahaha
Omg how weak are ya
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kys
good mornings
box jump
Lol
"Leave humanity behind, faggot. Come on!"
KILL IT
Things you'd find in a Veeky Forumsizen's room and in a kinky shop
Squat Plug
>casket
>incinerator
what gym do you go to?
Wtf? Squatting is a kink now?
Bumpier the better they say
BDSM accessory
cuck
this seems like a copy pasta
You're alive
only funny if youre a pallbearer and you start saying motivational zyzz shit to the other guys and then groan like you just reached a new PR on squats when you set the casket down
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