Things you can do at the gym but not at a funeral

>things you can do at the gym but not at a funeral

Dead lift

You can dead lift in a literal sense

kek

Jack off

Scream 'FEEL THE BURN' as the casket goes into the incinerator

That is the joke, yes.

Grunt and say, "wow that was a bitch, eh, mate?"

Leave.

One arm DB rows

>look everyone, user lugged his lmao35LB dumbbells to grandpas funeral and is doing rows