Deadlift

>leg extensions
>still same height

>dumbbell flyes
>Still on the ground

>lateral raise
>still getting paid the same

ululating

>good mornings
>in the evening

>skullcrushers
>skull still intact

>hammer curls
>they don't make them like they used to

>ATG squats
>no lawn in gym

>chin-up
>too sad and depressed

>face pulls
>doesn't pull pussy

>clean and jerk
>back to the sticky mess

>pistol squat
>no firearms allowed

>snatch
>still a virgin

>crocodile rows
>grip not strong enough to keep Mr snappy in line

>seated cable row
>I can't get any tv programmes on it

Only legitimately funny ones

>power rack
>ran out of quarters, so I'm stuck mid squat

>deadlift
>dead inside

>started running 5 miles a day
>a week later I'm 35 miles from home

>the barbell bench press
>do it anyway

>tricep kick-backs
>using my arms

>squats
> ids bregfasd:D

>doing bicep "curls"
>using a "straight" bar

top jej

>pigeon squat
>bend over and release a big white shit off my balcony

>EZ bar
>no girl there will sleep with me

Those poor SI joints

Kek

>treadmill
>I'm a libertarian

Fuggg on the smooth part of the bar too.
Merlin.

>pullovers
>wasn't speeding

Kek

Underrated

Kek

>ez bar curl
>theyre actually difficult

>box jumps
>only you jump

> smith machine
> not an agent

>Pullup
>You actually pull down

>shake
>still

>clean and jerk
>have to clean again anyway

>Yoga pants
>Not out of breath

>campus board
>campus is having too much fun

>a joke goes over OP's head
>it's actually his OHP 1 rep max

>Sauna
>I ain't saw-nuthing sir