Accidentally bulked to 40% again

>accidentally bulked to 40% again

>Just ate 15 tubs of PB for the 20th day in a row

Just my shit up

I just ate 17 pizzas

>tfw just drank a barrel of gasoline

how many calories was that??

more than four

>accidentally gained 85 pounds

Life is fucking impossible lads

Requesting the miscer who actually did this

>>tfw just drank a barrel of gasoline
>how many calories was that??

I'm autistic so I did the math. There are 1,304,971,319 calories in one 42 gallon barrel of gasoline.

Is gasoline the god tier bulking food?

>tfw just drank a whole gloryhole of semen again

AA batteries are pretty god tier.

>Just turned the 79390000 potential megajoules of nuclear energy from 1 kg of uranium-235 into 1.897*10^10 calories which deposited as 5420000 pounds of fat
Am I bearmode yet?

Lads I accidentally 30 beers

>Accidentally

>just accidentally ate a plane brehs
I was talking and it flew in

>just ate a pb&j sandwitch again

>tfw the ants finished off my protein powder and I drank a gallon of milk instead and now I'm bloated as fuck

I know exactly why I'm fat.

I think I accidently the whole thing bros

Hold me Veeky Forums

I had a dream where i walked around the lobby of a cinema eating pizza, god I ate like 3 pizzas. Ended with me throwing away 2 half eaten pizzas.
Been almost eating one pizza a day for the past year...
Is this my brain saying stop?
Haven't eatensince I woke up, starting to get hungry, but only got pizza.

calories or kilocalories?

how do you accidentally bulk up to 40%? it's not like you gained 25% over night

Post cats

N-Nathan?

>accidentally fapped to twink again

Yesterday I accidently my sister too.

No worries, just drink a gallon of water and you'll piss out all the bloat tomorrow.

>not bulking on Uranium-235

CMOON

> not strontium
Kys

Not OP. But for me, I just didn't care that much. I was happy just going to the gym lifting heavy ass weight, then one day I looked at the mirror and saw stretchmarks and a lot of belly fat.

I'm probably around 30% right now, so it's not like 40%. But I can see how people just stop caring and do what they love to do. For me it was gym, so I'm at least ahead of the curb on that.

>tfw have to take another year cutting
goddamn it

Just had that /firstsipoftheday/
Feels good, doesn't it?