Alright Mods, can we get an update on the sticky please? Need a routine for that dad bod life

Alright Mods, can we get an update on the sticky please? Need a routine for that dad bod life.

Thanks

Burger bites 5x5

>everything you wanted to hear
Throw in some 'you don't have to work to sustain your self, the government should do it for you!' and we're set

>live longer
Sure, whatever.
Also I dont want to sound like a conspiracy theorist but the dadbod trend is a conspiracy to make men weak and lame

Who comes up with this shit?

This just in! Money and popularity make you more attractive.

It was the half assed attempt by feminists to counter the fact that "body positivity" is a women's only trend. Like all things they put effort into, it was badly executed and no follow through occurred, so now it's a joke and the fact remains being in shape is (GUESSFUCKINGWHAT) attractive still.

>posts millionaire celebritites

I stopped lifting for women after my first year.

I'm comin for them triceps, zaney boy

Bruh, this is dad bod...