Why the fuck am I always alone

What are you like? How built?

Dont wanna tell you cuz it'd piss you off more. Plus I like knowing people more handsome and Veeky Forums than me are suffering.

I got a big 'ol donger though, I will say that. Its more thick than long but women tell me it's impressive.

>Guys shorter than me, worse looking than me, meaner than me, more ethnikkk than me will be getting their dicks sucked by qts. Why not me?

Probably cause you've got the kind of personality that lets you write diarrhea like this.

realtalk, ain't nothing wrong with wanting to fuck hot women, but when your nerves are wound that tight you better goddamn believe the opposite sex can tell something's off from a fucking mile away. It doesn't even matter if you don't SAY something lurid, just the fact that an animal part of your mind always interjects with "OKAY NOW SEE HOW YOU CAN DIRECT THE CONVERSATION SO YALL HAVE SEX" prevents you from just acting natural and playing off the chemistry. The tension probably even shows in your posture and body language.

You've gotta become zen or some kinda shit, don't just tame your impulse, you have to be able to completely smother it and spark it back to life on a whim. You can't let it guide your actions. You can only bargain from a position of strength if you have nothing to loose, and if you care if some girl is into you *Bam*, you already have something to loose before you start talking. Build your mental endurance.

And stop with the self-pitying,it's pathetic and juvenile and will never lead you to anything except loneliness and misanthropy.

>loose

i almost gave a fuck what you wrote, then i read this

>You've gotta become zen or some kinda shit, don't just tame your impulse, you have to be able to completely smother it and spark it back to life on a whim. You can't let it guide your actions.
How do I do this?

alcohol is the typical approach

>tfw QT'S approach you and tinder slut after your cock.
>tfw erectile dysfunction

So, about tinder
You are doing something that doesnt work, and instead of finding a reason and correcting it you just claim that the world is broken and everyone is wrong but you
Way to go, moron
When you install tinder you dont sign a fucking document telling that you have to use it for hook ups, nobody cares that you fell for this internet meme
Yes, some girls are open minded, but most of them still will want to get to know you and go out a bit

>5'9
>140 lbs
>some definition

"no"

>being this bluepilled
>being this normie
Incels need to die.

As someone who owns a vagina, everything you said in this post is a giant red flag.

Girls are picking up on whatever the fuck is wrong with your personality. Step one is to stop being desperate and entitled.

>incel
Anyone who uses this term deserves their celibacy

Online dating is cancer even for attractive highly sought after men, it's only worth doing passively when you have absolutely nothing else to do.

If you're a decent looking guy, make approaches at bars, mixers, etc...

>See random girl or talk to a girl for a few words
>Immediately get attached
>Fantasize about being together with her
>Think about all the different things we would do together while I lay in bed
>I look at her with all these fantasies and feeling and she just looks at me as some guy who is in her peripheral
>Have feelings deep down in my body of longing just to be with someone, so tired of being lonely

tell us about your social skills, how would you rate yourself, what do you suck at?

try men

I suck a little at making convo's and I've been acting like a douchebag in general lately , because nobody likes nice guys (especially not girls) but it seems that people are starting to like me less for some reason.

>5'9
>140 lbs

this guy hit the bullseye.

apparently, OP believes world owes him some shit.

while acneboy just enjoys life fucking girls.
you go acneboy.

You dont have to be a douche, but you do need to up your social game. If you can make a girl laugh youre in. As long as you arent some cringy autistic fuck trying too hard to make them laugh and have some sort of looks to you.

Acting like a douchebag doesn't work unless you have compensating qualities that allow you to get away with it. Even then I wouldn't recommend it.

Women dislike doormats, but it's actually beta pua-grade shit to act like an asshole.

You need attractive personality qualities and so far you've shown none whatsoever. At least you understand you suck at conversation. Work on humor and get rid of the douchebag fuckery.

>5 9
>140lbs

>5'9, 140 lbs
So you're like 5'8 and 132, girls don't want that. They don't want angry man babies.

How do I up my social game if I'm a friendless, contact less loser?

As well as make girls laugh.

Can you define attractive personality qualities please? Idon't mean to sound like an 'autist' but a lot of the media I read is filled with the mc's acting cold, distant and shitty towards a girl while she obsesses over them. What am I doing wrong?

And how do I get humor? I tried so hard to be those fun dudes that have a great time in everything with life but it feels like I was wearing someone else's skin so to speak.

By friendless- I mean that I have 'friends' but I rarely see them as they're so far away in another uni now

Honestly, abandoning the idea that the world works on logical outcomes is the first thing you should do. Your posting in this thread seems like you expect to input A and get B out, and that's generally just not how it works--the expecting part corrupts the input and the output because people can sense it. Lower your expectations, accept things that come your way more readily, and don't get so hung up on shit.

Everyone is more than a sum of their parts, senpai.

Acting like an ass is called countersignalling. It's something that would usually be a disadvantage, but it becomes an advantage when your status is so high that you can get away with it, precisely because it wouldn't work for most people. The asshole in high school was probably tall, strong and good at sports, say. Celebrities can also do that. But it's still mostly immature.

Positive qualities people value are things like... positivity itself, extraversion, social skills, humor, eloquence, knowledge of things that matter to most people (pop culture), fashion sense, being known and respected in cool venues and so on. Depends on the demographics of the women you're looking for (metalheads? christian? young professionals/), but as a rule of thumb avoid pretension.

If your mood suck, fix it first as it'll come through. Meditation can do that.

calm down elliot

I should add that this is not like learning a few tricks, though it won't take long before you see results if you follow through with your goals.

You'll need to improve yourself for real.

Are you, by any chance, a supreme gentleman?

That's cool. It'll be hard to apply irl desu and
>and don't get so hung up on shit.
I really try not to. Fuck I'm so thinskinned it kills me. Even comments on fucking Veeky Forums have me seething at times.

>meditation
Gracias senpai. I think a lot of meditation will do me good.

Apply the advice, though. You won't be able to analyze yourself into becoming a social butterfly. It takes experience more than anything. Think less, do more is a good rule of thumb. Oh, and be prepared to fail several times and persist, otherwise you won't do shit.
Learning entails a shitload of mistakes.

hah OP is falling for the "woman meme". good luck m8. theres plenty of other things you can put your time and dedication into if you expect "outcome B from input A".
Dating and attraction is literally a meme.
women are entitled as fuck nowadays and they have backwords ass standards.

>you aren't chubby enough
>30 mins later
>you're not muscly enough
>hey user I really like you
>sure ets go out sometime
>id rather just be friends
>user why did you stop talking to me?

what the fuck did you expect?
>Input thing A get HBQF

>play stupid games
>win stupid prizes
>fedoratip.jpeg

fedora tip indeed

goto walmart and buy a wedding ring(cheap fake) and wear it. your welcome, you just started pullin mad hoes. the fact they think you are taken makes them want you more.

this is actually the soundest advice here for someone who cant be social and friendly