Memes aside...

Memes aside, I am fucking addicted to peanut butter and find trouble not eating an entire fucking jar every time I buy it

I know to curb sugar cravings or chocolate cravings or some shit you just eat more magnesium or carbon-rich foods. But what the FUCK do I eat to curb peanut butter cravings?

Eat cyanide

Just eat the fucking peanut butter if it's 100% natty pb. Shits lit famalam

I feel you bro...
But it's like all other cravings, willpower. If you don't have enought willpower, just don't use PB in your diet. Maybe replace it with natty peanuts, or almonds, or something with the same nutritional values but harder to binge on?

Most of the time it's not, I can really only afford that shitty processed shit with the hydrogenated oils

Oh, well then control yourself.

All natty peanut butter is only like a dollar more per jar.

This. Smucker's Natural Creamy PB is pretty cheap dude.. And it's extremely tasty. Mix it with my oats with some Chobani plain yogurt erry morning.

Australian here, and no it's not, natty PB here costs like $5-$7 a jar as compared to the shitty $2 processed shit

Sucks to live in AUS.
USA #1
Shits like 3 bucks a jar here.